Tea For Two

On the last podcast of 2020, Adam and Leanne talk about their hilarious festive adventures driving around the county on their doorstep visits, find out how Adam got a cheeky discount on his Christmas gifts and how one bottle of Jack Daniel's became three! They round up their 26-day film challenge with a run down and Leanne goes off on a Richard Curtis ramble! Lego, bows on doors, mini roundabouts, tea... Is there anything they don't ACTUALLY chat about?!

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Merry Christmas, listeners! Tune in to the Christmas edition of Tea for Two with Adam and Leanne. They review the festive films of the week, chat about everyone's favourite party food - the sausage roll and reminisce about when they met, 11 Christmases ago! Poddy the Elf returns for the last time with more joyous jollies and stay tuned for a unique twist on Jingle Bells from Father Christmas! Expect the usual shenanigans and nonsense too!

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Upon reflection, this week's episode might only be 18% more festive, but that leaves 82% rambling chitter chatter with your favourite festive podcasts hosts, Adam and Leanne. Find out how easy it was for them to hand out free stuff in the street this week! Adam tells a chocolate bar joke he instantly regrets so good job Poddy the elf returns with some more festive funnies. Discover which Christmas film they thought was so bad it's good! All this plus strange dreams, pizza palavers and a War of the Worlds nod to the pandemic.

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If you're local to East Sussex, UK, check out Sharnfold Farm's Farmyard Cinema where they're showing lots of festive movies. www.sharnfoldfarm.co.uk/farmyard-cinema

Don't be fooled by this week's podcast title, there's also a healthy dose of festive glow in the episode too as Adam and Leanne review the week's highs and lows with a double measure of Christmas spirit, fuelled by Christmas treats from Steph's Bakes! They celebrate Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day in the only way Adam knows how - lots of Back to the Future references! They discover who's been listening to them the most this year and hear from a listener with their own online ordering mishap. A week in to their December film challenge, the pair talk about their favourite festive features so far. And love him or hate him,  Poddy the Elf is back!

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For delicious sweet treats and savoury bakes visit Steph's Bakes on Facebook or Instagram!

Join Adam and Leanne for the first of their lightly festive episodes in the run up to Christmas. As the tier system comes into effect in the UK, Adam gives us the disc jockey run down, Pop Picker style! (It's a lot funnier than it sounds haha) They talk about their week's highlights from light-up masks to advent calendars, virtual light switch ons, Michael J Fox and even a doggie Birthday! They laugh about online ordering mishaps and are joined by a special festive guest for this week's jokes. Don't worry, film reviews are back!

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Watch the Bromley virtual light switch on, hosted by Adam, here.

Order your handmade face masks and Christmas gifts from Momma Apples here.

And if you fancy following the Birthday girl on Instagram, you can do so here.

On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne are joined by actor, producer and presenter, Peter Duncan, to talk all things Blue Peter - from outrageous stunts to his collection of Blue Peter badges! They chat about staging a panto in your backyard in preparation for his virtual pantomime - www.pantoonline.co.uk and things turn a bit philosophical talking about leaving the world a better place! The talk about Peter's varied career in the arts including his appearance in Flash Gordon and they also discuss the potential of bringing back Duncan Dares! As with all Tea For Two chats, expect lots of anecdotes, hilarity and as Peter calls it, "pontification" - great word! Adam and Leanne also share their unique talents for "Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day!" and Adam reminisces with some classic pantomime gags for this week's themed jokes! Listen out for Adam’s most wordy intro to date! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus . For more information on Peter Duncan's online pantomime of Jack and the Beanstalk, visit pantoonline.co.uk . You can watch clips of his Duncan Dares and Flash Gordon scene on his website, heresoneimadeearlier.com

Join Adam on Sunday 29th on Your Bromley's Facebook page for a live virtual Christmas Light Switch On! www.facebook.com/yourbromley

On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about lockdown 2.0, from doorstep gigs to non-essential shops. They chat about National Unfriend Day, the Cornetto Trilogy and an audition that went horribly wrong! They review TV shows and films, both great and not-so-great and Adam's jokes are back! Listen out for the special intro, written by listener, "Derek"!

We want to hear your Blue Peter badge stories in preparation for next week's podcast, so get in touch!

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To support Vie Portland's children's book venture, visit www.crowdfunder.co.uk/where-are-we-going-childrens-book

On this week's episode, Adam and Leanne continue their interview with Allo Allo's Arthur Bostrom, where they discuss his book, " Good Moaning France - Officer Crabtree's Fronch Phrose Berk", talk about fake news, fake Crabtree's and fake IMDb credits, funny cinema experiences, supporting local and independent businesses and the art of being silly! Also find out how Leanne lost the ability to read!

Listen out for Adam's "Hello Hello" intro, Leanne's seductive cake recipe and a new advert for Father Christmas doorstep visits! And of course, film reviews and a good ol' natter!

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For more information on Arthur Bostrom or his book, please visit arthurbostrom.com/good-moaning-france or facebook.com/goodmoaningfrance and watch his new YouTube videos at youtube.com/channel/UCPdg17sGUwbiToG2GHDFSlQ