Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 13, “Sports Ray-dio.” And just in time for the end of RFR season 1, TBTB is going on an indefinite hiatus: Funemployment ends tomorrow, and since this started as a funemployment project, that means changes are coming around here too. So without further adieu, our last episode for probably at least a little while.

Immediately after an RFR recording, Ray expresses his frustration with the show’s low listenership and having to keep his identity secret - he wants his fans to know who he is! Travis plays an applause-and-cheers sound effect; while that’s not enough for Ray, who then races off with Robbie to the Cougar basketball game, it’s a good stand-in for Lily, who strums her guitar and shouts “Good night Roscoe, I love you!”

Robbie and Ray hang around in the gym after the game, pretending to commentate themselves shooting the winning basket. Kim Carlisle catches them, but instead of teasing them about it, she says that Cougar Radio is looking for a basketball reporter and asks Ray if he’s interested. Robbie tries to interject and say Ray would never work for the enemy, but Ray stays quiet as Kim tells him to think about it - seems he will.

Looks like Ray took Kim up on her offer - he’s broadcasting over the intercom for a whole two minutes as the other three sit in the cafeteria perplexed. It doesn’t help that Ray totally checks out of that afternoon’s RFR broadcast as he preps for the next day’s “Basket Babble,” forcing Travis to pick up the slack.

After fellow freshman Todd Bell scores the winning basket in the Cougars’ next game, Ray is able to snag him as a guest on Basket Babble, which scores him a Cougar Radio varsity jacket from Kim Carlisle. And after that, Ray gets lunch with Todd, forgetting that he’d had plans with Robbie. Robbie’s confidence that Ray will be back to his normal self soon may be waning…

Sure enough, Ray is late to that afternoon’s RFR, and doesn’t even go on air - he only stopped by to let them know he has to go do an interview for Cougar Radio so can’t do his segment. He tries to bribe them for forgiveness with drinks (don’t worry, just coffee, hot chocolate and tea) at Mickey’s later, swearing on their friendship that he’ll give RFR his undivided attention, but of course that’s when some of the basketball team comes in. Robbie and Lily tell Ray to go ahead and sit with them, so he does after double-checking that it’s okay, but this might be a situation where even though they said “yes” he probably should have taken it as a “no.”

Ray’s a Cougar Radio hit, so Kim tells him he needs to start going on the air after school. He tries to say “no” for about a minute so he can keep doing RFR too, but as soon as a girl draws a heart on the radio booth window, he caves and tells Kim he’s in. He goes on that very afternoon, as a perturbed Robbie and Lily listen to his broadcast from the RFR studio.

Robbie winds up confronting Ray at Mickey’s, saying, “I’ve been your best friend your entire life. We’ve been through everything together, and now you’re acting like you have no use for me or RFR anymore.” Ray doesn’t take it well, as he responds, “I’m sorry you can’t even be happy for me. It must suck to see your best friend become a radio star when that’s all you’ve ever wanted to do.” Robbie insists he’s not jealous, as Cougar Radio gives you no freedom to tell the truth. Ray doesn’t see it that way and likes that when he’s on Cougar Radio, everyone knows who he is, but Robbie’s answer to that is, “Everyone but me.”

The Cougars lose for the first time since Ray started giving his takes, and the team is NOT happy with his on-air post-game analysis. While he’s broadcasting, they come in and wrap him up like a mummy, tying him to his chair, which is apparently a pretty typical hazing ritual for them. Our other three teens hear it from the RFR studio, and Robbie immediately leaves to go check on his friend, even as he’s upset with him (Travis had a little talk with him earlier that maybe stuck more than he realized).

Kim finds Ray first, yet somehow isn’t upset with what the team did. Ray tries to say he was just telling the truth, but Kim says, “The key word at Cougar Radio is ‘cougar.’ We don’t say bad things about our teams.”

Eventually, Ray somehow gets himself untied and finds Todd in the gym. He tries to apologize, saying he rags on his friends when they screw up sometimes, but all Todd can say is, “No offense, but what makes you think we’re friends?” As Todd leaves, Robbie comes in and starts an apology of his own, sharing that he was a little jealous. Ray reciprocates, saying that in his efforts to rise to the top, he’s realized that “being a somebody makes you a nobody if you can’t tell it like it is.”

Travis and Lily are on air by themselves, and let’s just say the conversation skills of the other two are SORELY missed, so Robbie’s and Ray’s return comes at just the right time.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 12, “Call of the Cougar.”

Ray is still rehearsing how to ask Lily out, while Lily herself spills to Robbie that she also has a crush, though she won’t say on whom. She accidentally leaves her Discman behind when she leaves, though, and Robbie opens it to find a CD labeled “Songs for ?”, which he takes to mean “Songs for Question Mark” aka himself…

In the school cafeteria the next day, Ray and most of the rest of the students are excited for a big Roscoe High Cougars vs. Logan High Eagles football game at the end of the week, but Travis doesn’t get the hype. Apparently it annoys a football player named Carter enough that he threatens Travis to do the Cougar Hand Jive or he’ll “make him do it.” Travis could stand to get off his high horse, but threats are definitely also going too far. And then the guy wants Ray to steal the mascot costume so they can pretend Logan did it - there has got to be a middle ground between these extremes, which I suppose is the point of the episode.

Lily and Robbie hang out in Lily’s room, and there are SO MANY MIXED SIGNALS. Robbie thinks Lily is acting flirty, but then he sees photo booth pictures of her with Ray and Travis (separately) and none with him, feels confused, and dips.

Travis finds out that Ray has been set up as part of the “steal the mascot” plot. He somehow finds a clown wig and foam fingers that he’s able to pass off to Ray so he can try and clean up the mess. But the football players took the storage room key Ray was planning on using, so it’s all up to Travis now.

At the pep rally, Robbie almost puts his arm around or holds hands with Lily several times, but keeps chickening out. Good thing, because she eventually reveals she likes a long-haired drummer who’s definitely not Robbie.

Ray is about to tell Principal Waller that he stole the mascot when all of a sudden, said cougar makes his way into the gym! We all know it’s Travis inside, so when he kicks the head off an eagle pinata, and looks like he has fun doing so, it’s a nice surprise. Waller is at first upset that the cougar, Crunch, appeared unsportsmanlike, but he had wanted Travis to have more school spirit, so instead of a punishment, Travis gets to be the mascot now! Which may be punishment in itself.

On RFR, Lily reveals that she went on a date with “the drummer dude,” which unfortunately for her didn’t go so well, so she’d love to not listen to any music with drums for a while. So of course, the next song the station plays is the drum-filled Roscoe High Cougars fight song, and the boys all air-drum along.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 11, “My Pal Pronto.”

The full first two minutes of the episode are about updating the greeting on an answering machine and how one answers a phone line shared by the entire household - oh, those were the days. This segues into another conversation about how strict Ray’s dad is, and that determines today’s RFR topic: When is it okay to say no to a parent? Time for storytime with Ray: with Robbie as his witness, at dinner last night he got an ultimatum to either shave his sideburns or not be in this year’s family photo at all (which does seem harsh). What’ll happen tonight when he’s by himself? All will be revealed in tomorrow’s My Pal Pronto segment.

As Ray tells it, during dinner, his dad steals the last piece of meatloaf out from under him (literally off his plate!) and then rubs it in by gushing about it to Ray’s mom, the cook (and also calls her “mother” - he’s definitely giving Mike Pence). Apparently by refusing to shave his sideburns, Ray set an example of selfishness, so now it’s every man for himself. As it usually does, Ray’s nervous energy leads to him making a joke, as he says to his dad, “If you try to take my dessert from me, I’m sending you to your room,” which only leads Ray to be sent to his room instead, with an admonishment to “think long and hard about what it means to belong to this family.”

It would be easier for the viewers and for Ray to fully dismiss Ray’s dad if the man was wholly robotic, but he shows small signs of being human: He brings Ray’s dessert up to Ray’s room for him, responds to Ray’s “what did you do to it?” question with an appropriate amount of sarcasm, and he and Ray continue what’s clearly an ongoing inside joke to see who can come up with the punniest “home run call.”

But then at one instance of Ray trying to assert himself (and maybe calling his dad the selfish one for making everyone adhere to his wishes), the man escalates so quickly to, “If you’re not happy abiding by the family rules, maybe you’d prefer to not be a member of this family and be a boarder in this house instead,” it’s almost whiplash-inducing. And Ray takes him up on it: He does have to pay for his own food, but won’t have to pay rent or follow any other rules. Time to see what freedom tastes like!

From Ray’s POV, we get a montage where it looks like he’s having the time of his life. But at RFR, Robbie notes that he’s worn the same shirt for days and Lily mentions he’s starting to smell. He also didn’t get Robbie’s call the night before because he doesn’t get access to the phone until he pays his portion of the bill. At this point, the others try to convince him to just do what his dad wants, but Ray’s having too much to fun to stop just yet.

Once Robbie and Lily are too busy to hang out because they’re spending time with their families, though, reality comes crashing in. Ray heads to the RFR studio late at night, where he inadvertently wakes up Travis, who was also there but attempting to sleep. Seems Travis’s parents don’t give him any rules, but more out of neglect than Mr. Brennan’s social experiment. The result is the same, though: neither kid is as empowered as he thought he might be.

Ray comes home to find his dad asleep at the kitchen table with a baseball game playing on the radio and asks, “You weren’t waiting up for me, were you?” His dad halfheartedly responds, “Why would I worry about a boarder?” but any aloofness doesn’t land. He offers Ray some mac and cheese (a welcome relief from the cake Ray’s been eating for days) and on the radio, a batter hits a home run, causing the father and son to high five and say, “Gone with the wind!”

Ray’s dad then says, “It seems silly we’ve spent so long fighting over sideburns,” which seems like a good start, until he says, “So what do you say I go downstairs and get my barber scissors?” So it’s still his way or the highway. Ray comes back with, “While you’re there, why don’t you grab a highchair and burp cloth while you’re at it?” Mr. Brennan says he just wants Ray to “look like a Brennan,” but Ray calls his dad out for not wanting him to grow up and thus not wanting him to make his own decisions, even about things like facial hair. He jokes about still having the mind of a ten-year-old, which oddly enough seems to make his dad feel better. Mr. Brennan then says when he was Ray’s age, he had the worst sideburns the planet had ever seen, which may also explain part of his stubbornness on this issue. He tells Ray he can keep the sideburns - but take a shower.

On the next RFR, though, the sideburns are gone! Maybe because it was Ray’s own choice as opposed to a decree from his father, maybe reverse psychology worked on him. But deep down, Ray still wants to be close to his dad. After all this sweetness, the rest of the gang can’t help but tease him that they wish he hadn’t shaved, though of course it’s all in good fun.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 10, “Crush Me.”

Lily grabs a tab off a flyer for guitar lessons at Mickey’s. At that moment, Ray finally works up the courage to ask her out, but of course it’s right when she’s on the phone scheduling her first lesson for right now. He walks her to the classroom, but she might have a crush on her teacher instead!

Sure enough, at school, Ray continues to try and hint his way to asking Lily out, but she’s busy with either lessons with Jack (the guitar teacher) or working on what Jack has taught her. She starts getting down on herself about how Jack would never see her as more than a pathetic 14-year-old; Ray hypes her up, but instead of realizing that’s actually how Ray feels, she just sees the surface level “Jack is lucky to have me!” So when Jack invites Lily to come see him play at Mickey’s the next night, it’s a pretty sure bet that Lily is going to read more into it than he actually means.

Supposedly nonathletic Travis beats Robbie at HORSE, which means he gets to “torpedo” Robbie (kind of like a one-hit dodgeball game), which Robbie hasn’t lost in ages, but he does this time, and is the biggest sore loser there ever was, even airing it out on RFR. Robbie tries to get back at Travis by arm wrestling, but Travis wins that too, and Robbie doesn’t take it well. They then fight to see who can hold their breath the longest, on RFR, making for terrible radio.

Lily, still in the Jack haze, dedicates a song on RFR to “a cool friend on a special night.” Ray had also asked her if she “wanted to do something later” and she said yes - does he think it’s about him? Probably, because when Ray later asks Lily what she wants to do that night, and she says “Go to Mickey’s to see Jack play at open mic,” he looks pretty devastated. And then he has to watch her listen to Jack sing, “I’ve never felt this way before” and other love song lyrics, which must be a special kind of torture. Another kind of torture: when you give your guitar teacher a box you decorated to keep his guitar pics in and then his girlfriend comes up, kisses him and says, “Babe, I love it when you play that song.” Oh, Lily.

The mood of the music on the next day’s RFR has shifted from love songs to angsty breakups. She rants to the others, “One day, you’ll fall for someone and they won’t even see you,” - I think Ray knows a little bit about how that feels. He even gives her “flicorice” (flowers made of licorice) later and says “One day you’ll turn around and your soulmate will be right behind you.” But when she grumbles, “He’ll never be as cool as Jack,” Ray says, “If that’s how you feel, then you deserve to be hurt, because you don’t have a clue about anyone else’s feelings except your own.”

The next day, though, Ray apologizes, wishing he could take his words back and saying, “The truth is, I admire what you did. You felt a certain way about Jack and you let him know.” Lily retorts, “Yeah, and look where it got me,” to which Ray responds, “You could have been stuck in a crush going nowhere, but now you’re free. I wish I had your courage.” She asks what he’s afraid of, and he says “You…” but immediately turns that into a babble about yew trees. He tells her to “write a kickin’ song about this experience,” and she kisses him on the cheek when she thanks him for cheering her up - he’s so done for.

Robbie and Travis have another HORSE-Torpedo rematch, but even though Travis wins HORSE and has the chance to torpedo Robbie, Robbie catches Travis’s ball, which means he wins that part of the game and all is right in his world again. Did Travis perhaps let him win to save their friendship? More likely than not.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 9, “Detention Redemption.”

Cell phones and pagers (!) are no longer allowed on school property because of how distracting they’ve become, and the RFR teens call this a draconian decree that’s taking away their freedom. (Watching this 20+ years later when this debate is still happening and I can kind of see the value of putting your phone away makes me feel very old, but I digress). From his office, Waller is listening to the teens imitate him while scowling and squeezing a stress ball.

The next day, loophole #1 has perhaps been found: Travis and Ray bring in walkie-talkies (presumably they weren’t explicitly mentioned in the ban). But that doesn’t matter, as Waller catches Ray immediately and just as quickly gives him detention for breaking the rule. Travis tries to go the pedantic route, and he gets detention too. Of course, that’s right when Robbie starts speaking into his walkie talkie from around the corner, and he also gets caught. Ray starts muttering a Waller imitation under his breath, to which Waller snaps, “Cut that out, pronto.” Pronto is Ray’s DJ name - it seems like this may have been innocent from Waller as opposed to a veiled “I know your secret,” but it’s hard to say.

That afternoon, not only is Robbie stressed that this is his first detention, but if they don’t go on air, Waller is going to know they’re part of RFR. But he can’t devise a plan because just as he begins to ponder, a goth girl named Maggie comes into the detention classroom, and they don’t want to give themselves away. But somehow, right after that, Waller brings Lily into the room, who’s asking, “Where in the student code does it say ‘No running in the halls?’” but he shuts her down with. “Page one. Now, wouldn’t it be fun if we caught all four Radio Free Roscoe DJs at the same time? For your sakes, I hope you’re not responsible for RFR.”

Waller leaves the room, and Maggie reveals that she’s in detention for breaking and entering into Waller’s office - the proof: Travis’s walkie talkie. She’s in detention quite a bit, so she’s been able to track Waller’s patterns and knows for a fact that he listens to RFR. So if one of them doesn’t make it to the studio to put on an old broadcast, they’re definitely in trouble. When Maggie leaves the room to get a soda, that’s their sign, and off Travis runs.

Maggie arrives before Travis does, and according to her, it’s almost time for a room check - uh oh. But in those fifteen seconds, the teens somehow manage to drape a hoodie over a plastic skeleton that happened to be in the room and pull one over on Waller. Meanwhile, Travis did make it back (after causing several distractions to do so), but remembers that Robbie had taken all the prerecorded broadcasts home to relabel them - what now? He starts playing an oldies CD - that’ll have to do. But then one of the songs starts skipping, so Robbie pretends like he’s going to the bathroom, and off to the studio he goes.

Robbie’s solution? They’ll need to go on live over the walkie talkies. But then Lily and Ray break the one they have after tussling with it, and are now on a mission to find duct tape. They find some in the janitor’s closet, but get closed in by said janitor who’s cheerily whistling while taking his break. And while Robbie has now made his way back, Maggie informs him and Travis that Waller will be making his rounds again any minute, so why aren’t Ray and Lily there yet? While Robbie and Travis go to find their friends (though it turns out Lily and Ray are able to get themselves out by yelling at the janitor [who then opens the door] and pretend they were making out [Ray wishes]) and very very quickly fix the broken walkie talkie, Maggie acts as a distraction.

Success! When Waller turns on his radio, the teens are talking about how a campus cell phone ban is too far, but “no cell phones in class” is a reasonable compromise. Waller may think so too, as when he frees the students from detention and Travis asks about the ban, he says, “I’ll think about it,” which Maggie translates to “Give me a day to make it look like it was my idea.” Maggie then points out to Lily that she sees how Lily looks at Ray, and she knows Lily sees how Ray looks at her - Lily might be in total denial, but we as the audience can definitely see where this is heading.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 8, “The Imposter.”

At the end of an RFR recording, as Robbie, Lily and Ray are congratulating themselves on a great job of talking, Travis almost gets electrocuted by the soundboard and none of them notice as they exit the studio. You can bet that he notices them not paying him any attention, though, muttering, “Great show, Smog, couldn’t have done it without you,” (Smog is his DJ name, so he’s addressing himself as the rest of them).

At Mickey’s later, Ray is regaling the group with an embarrassing story yet again: He tried to ask a girl out and failed, but noticed she left her retainer behind, and it is still in his possession. Lily mentions she didn’t know he liked this girl (Paige Garcia), and Ray says he does a little, but he might be asking her out just to make someone else jealous (clearly trying to gauge Lily’s reaction to that statement). All Lily does is laugh, though, and suggest that Ray and Robbie take Paige and her best friend Erin on a double date - but where?

Travis suggests that RFR could throw and DJ a warehouse party. Lily loves the idea, even suggesting that Ray and Robbie prerecord their intros so they can both “DJ” and attend, while Lily and Travis handle the DJing night-of. And where will it be held? Mickey’s, of course. The next day at school, Robbie wonders how they’ll get people to come, and Lily shows him: She tells Erin all the details but says it’s totally private so she can’t tell anyone, knowing that the word will spread to all the students, and she’s absolutely right.

Word gets around enough that a boy named Leon tells Travis about the party. Travis says he already knew about it, but Leon says Travis couldn’t have heard about it before he did because Leon is Smog. Travis clearly knows he isn’t, but in order not to give himself away, all he can say is, “I don’t think so.” Not knowing the context, Leon takes this as offensive and says, “I’m in the AV club, last semester I made a potato-powered radio - I could be Smog!” Looks like someone’s clout-chasing.

The gang pre-records their intro, and even that kind of erases Travis - while he chose the background music, the actual voices say, “This is Pronto, Question Mark and Shady Lane, and we are Radio Free Roscoe.” Yes, Travis is a producer instead of a DJ, but considering they know Leon is trying to impersonate Smog, couldn’t they include Smog in the intro this once?

The day before the dance, Ray and Robbie are trying to hype themselves up to ask Paige and Erin out when Leon walks by, talking to a couple girls about how being Smog has its upside, especially with the ladies. Ray really wants to confront him for lying, but Robbie talks him down. They somehow successfully get Paige and Erin to agree to meet them at the dance - mostly thanks to Robbie, because Ray is a mess, even as he hands Paige her retainer back.

Lily finds Travis in the RFR studio and realizes he didn’t get the intro background music from a random DJ; he made the mix himself. But when she asks why he didn’t tell the rest of the group, he gets defensive and says, “I don’t have to prove myself to you guys,” which seems to give her something to think about.

Leon comes up to Ray and Robbie in the hallway, not realizing they are exactly the wrong people to brag to about “being Smog.” Robbie asks why, if he’s Smog, he’s the only one to reveal himself, and Leon says the others don’t have the passion he does about their work, which makes Robbie’s eyes flash. Leon continues, “They’re just talking heads. I’m really the unsung hero.” Most of what he says is absolutely cringe, but that last phrase I can apply to Travis. Ray can’t, apparently, as he responds, “Unsung hero? Get real. You hardly ever talk. All you do is push buttons; a monkey could do that.” And of course, as Robbie says nothing to dispute Ray, Travis overhears and cuts in, “Nice. Very nice.” Robbie and Ray try to backpedal, but Travis just stomps away from them.

Travis shows up late to that evening’s RFR recording, and says there are no hard feelings about what happened earlier, but thinks it’s best if he leaves RFR after the dance. So clearly there are some hard feelings. Ray and Robbie, you done effed up.

Later, Lily tells Travis that she does not hold the same opinion as the other boys, and tries to get him not to quit. Travis says he’s fine being a loner, but Lily sees through his aloofness and instead calls him out on being afraid of actually making friends. And turns out she’s right - Travis didn’t call Leon on his lies because that would have meant Travis himself admitting he wanted to belong, but he doesn’t feel like he knows how. Lily grins and says, “It’s still not too late to bust Leon’s butt.”

Leon walks in as the party’s rolling and honestly looks and acts like Sean from Breaker High - fedora, spin move, finger guns and all - as he shouts, “Smog is in the house!” Robbie goes to tell Lily and Travis that it’s time to expose Leon, which means while he’s gone Ray is on his own to entertain Paige and Erin, and he’s just babbling, so the girls eventually give up on the conversation and walk away.

The plan to prove Leon is a fraud? Lily as Shady Lane says that the mixes they’ve been hearing were all created by Smog, so Smog is now going to do some mixing live. Leon looks very uneasy and tries to get out of it, but Mickey pushes him forward. As we all likely predicted, Leon does a terrible job and the audience boos him. Then Lily-as-Shady says, “Wonder why that sucked? It’s because the real Smog is sitting right here with me.”

Travis does his thing, and the party is back on. Paige and Erin even dance with Ray and Robbie again once Ray actually finds his game and weirdly sweetly gives Paige a retainer case. The boys then call into RFR and tell Smog he’s the best thing that happened to RFR, really is the unsung hero of the station, and they hope he isn’t planning on leaving anytime soon. Taking that as the apology it is, Travis-as-Smog smiles and says, “Don’t worry, I think I’ll be sticking around.”

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 7, “Political in Pink.”

Before we begin, a note: This began as a funemployment side project, and said funemployment may be coming to an end soon 👀. Publication frequency may then change along with that - continuing with three times a week is unlikely; if I can still handle once a week, that may be the route; but if I need the downtime to simply watch the shows on my own without doing these recaps, that may be where we end up. I will at least recap through the end of Radio Free Roscoe season one, which is episode 13, and we’ll go from there. Now back to the show!

The teens are listening to Jennifer Peoples give a student council campaign speech, which seems unnecessary since she’s run virtually unopposed for literal years now (aside from Barney Oscarson, but no one’s voting for that math and science geek who unironically wears a shirt with his unfortunate initials stamped on it). Our foursome is alarmed when she mentions reducing socially deviant forms of personal expression - what does that mean exactly? Robbie dares Lily to ask Jen straight up, and Jen says, “Anything that shows you don’t want to fit in, like tattooing ‘I hate Roscoe High’ on your forehead or dyeing your hair pink,” (this is clearly a dig at a girl in the audience). “In the words of another great president, a house divided cannot stand.”

Lily takes the bait and responds with, “I’m in the same history class, thanks. But didn’t Lincoln say he wanted a government by the people, of the people, and for the people, not just Jennifer Peoples?” and the rest of the room cheers. Travis tells Lily, “Maybe you should be running for class president,” and while she initially responds, “I couldn’t do that,” she seems to be thinking about it. And on RFR, the boys goad Lily even further, doing their best to encourage her to run while also not giving away that Shady Lane is Lily (and vice versa) - the script here is therefore a little awkward but the sentiment is sweet.

The next day in the cafeteria, Principal Waller introduces the newest candidate for ninth grade president: Lily Randall! Her speech starts off nervous but ends up strong once she starts talking about individuality, and the students are buying in (though Waller, on the other hand, looks less than thrilled). She ended with, “Think pink!” so of course that becomes her campaign color - we see it in balloons, flyers, buttons, cafeteria food, everywhere.

RFR does a segment on Lily that allows listeners to call in, and the first is Jennifer Peoples herself, accusing RFR of being the “Lily Randall propaganda station.” She makes a point of how Lily wouldn’t have her slogan if not for Jennifer’s original speech, and asks how Lily has proven herself in comparison to Jennifer’s years in student government. Unable to answer, Ray pretends there’s static on the line and producer Travis has no choice but to hang up. Robbie immediately says, “Nice censorship, Ray. You know we’re going to have to come back and deal with this sooner or later.” Lily acknowledges that Jennifer was right; she hasn’t proven anything…yet.

It’s time for a candidate photo, and Lily shows up with pink-dyed streaks in her hair - and it actually looks great. As the campaign manager, Ray loves it - “Lily Randall doesn’t just say ‘think pink,’ she lives it!” Waller sees her new look and calls her over, but the boys start chanting, “Think pink!” and get the rest of the cafeteria to join in, so whatever words the principal has are empty. Ray grins, saying, “Just think, when Lily becomes president, I’ll be her first lady!”

While Lily is passing out pink, cherry-flavored hand stamps (“of approval to be your own weird self”), Jen calls into RFR yet again with a 34-point list of grievances she has against Lily, and this time they can’t stop her. Lily’s still mad they let her go on that long, given that RFR isn’t exactly NPR, but Robbie argues that’s free speech. If that’s the case, then it’s Lily’s turn for a rebuttal.

Time for a candidate Q&A session, and Ray has pink streaks in his hair now too to show support, as do several other students, and Lily is stunned. She might actually win this thing…whoa, she might actually win this thing. Ray advises her to play it safe with her Q&A responses now that she has a lead and keep everything right down the middle, but Travis looks unsure. He might be right - Ray’s strategy does kind of seem to be the opposite of everything Lily’s stood for.

Yup, that may be coming to fruition - Barney Oscarson asks why only the jocks have an award banquet, Lily says something about how being herself is its own reward, and Waller tells her, “Nice sidestep; you may have a knack for this after all.” One, impressing him is maybe the last thing Lily wants to do, and two, these kids are going to love Hamilton. Then, the original girl with the pink hair is upset that now she and her friends look like conformists when they dyed their hair before it was cool. Lily tries to tell her they’re part of something bigger now, but that just makes the girl get up and leave.

Travis finds Lily the day before the election, and Lily isn’t feeling as sure about anything anymore. He asks if it’s about the Q&A session and assures her she was great in there - “just like a ninth grade president.” She responds with, “Just like a Waller suck-up, you mean.” As she leaves, Barney tells her he’s conceding and telling his voters to vote for Lily instead, which just makes Lily look even more stressed.

Lily calls into RFR (which is running without her) as Shady Lane, saying she “could’ve voted for Lily if she’d stayed true to herself, but she’s a phony. Her pink hair is a gimmick, like Jennifer said; she’s championing individual expression but not expressing her true self.” The boys are confused, but Lily is insistent: Don’t think pink, think however you want to think. And either way, don’t vote for Lily.

And with that, Jennifer Peoples is class president once again. But as Shady Lane puts it, while Lily isn’t upset that she lost, her campaign and ideas have still left a legacy, so this isn’t over - the student body will be watching.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 6, “I Am Question Mark.”

Ray is fooling around with Lily’s guitar before she arrives at the RFR studio, and you better believe she catches him and reprimands him for getting hot sauce on it. She was almost late because her headphones were confiscated at school and she was trying to get them back, but there was a long line ahead of her - apparently Henry Roscoe High just banned headphones, and the RFR teens are unhappy (just wait until smartphones are more widespread, kids). They see this move as an expression of control, which given how Cougar Radio is run, I don’t necessarily blame them. The dress code has also gotten harsher (no baseball caps allowed), and study hall is just for homework, no outside reading. Lily says someone should start a petition to reverse the headphone ban, and it seems that someone will be her - we’ll see how this goes.

Sure enough, not as many people seem to care about the headphone ban as the RFR foursome does, so Lily has a hard time getting signatures. Then the principal comes in to a class on The Handmaid’s Tale of all books (there’s even a big TYRANNY written on the chalkboard) and catches a student with the last name Delancey listening to music in his headphones (they are over-the-ear and wired, so a lot harder to hide than, say, AirPods). But instead of backing down, Delancey talks back to him and shows him a really well-done caricature drawing, which the principal promptly rips out of his notebook.

After school, Robbie is at Mickey’s and vents to the owner about the ban, wondering if the principal ever went to high school himself. Mickey shares that they went to school together, in fact, at Roscoe High where they were both Cougar Radio DJs in 1978. Apparently Waller isn’t so bad once you get to know him, but Robbie has his doubts. Mickey says that even in high school Waller was an angry little nerd with a perm, so Robbie hypothesizes that the ban is his payback. He says he’d do anything to hear Waller as a DJ; luckily, Mickey can make that happen.

On RFR, the teens play a cassette tape that just happens to be a recording of high schooler Waller DJing on Cougar Radio in 1978 as his alter ego Danger Man. Current-day Principal Waller hears the broadcast (while talking to the school chancellor about the positive effects of the headphone ban and therefore getting very distracted) and is horrified. As he puts it, “No one messes with Danger Man.”

Over the intercom the next day, the principal shares that he would appreciate any information on the identity of the DJ known as Question Mark for unauthorized station Radio Free Roscoe. He then lists a group of boys he wants to see in his office, including Delancey (whose first name is Kevin), Travis and Robbie. It becomes clear that the principal is going to make them do a voice test to see if he can figure out who Question Mark is, so they formulate a plan to all act nervous and hopefully foil the principal’s plot.

Waller is definitely still suspicious of Robbie, though, given how quickly he left Cougar Radio even after he’d had such big ideas for it. He rhetorically asks if it’s fair that Question Mark gets to stay anonymous while Danger Man has been exposed, and tells Robbie that Question Mark has until the end of the next school day to turn himself in, and if he doesn’t, the principal will reveal Question Mark’s identity at the school assembly. He then makes an additional threat, saying, “You might think this is trivial, but I can guarantee you, colleges won’t.”

At RFR, Ray tries to convince Robbie that the principal is bluffing, but Robbie isn’t so sure. Lily is upset that Waller is abusing his power, but Robbie counters that maybe they abused theirs too - the protest was supposed to be about the headphone ban, so playing the tape was a cheap shot. Ray asks if Robbie is planning on turning himself in, and Robbie says no, but then heads off somewhere.

Well, look who it is - Waller’s at Mickey’s! He’s figured out that Mickey gave RFR the tape, and is upset that he’s potentially losing his students’ respect as they’ve started calling him Danger Man. He tells Mickey to tell Question Mark to take responsibility for his own actions and turn himself in (even though he absolutely already knows who the anonymous DJ is). Mickey tries to convince Waller not to jeopardize the boy’s future by staining his permanent record if he doesn’t turn himself in, saying it could just be “strike one,” but the principal doesn’t seem to care.

As Waller leaves, Robbie comes in and returns the tape to Mickey (once the principal is out the door). He apologizes carefully, saying, “I’m sorry I gave this to RFR without asking.” They continue to talk around the subject - Mickey pretends he doesn’t realize Robbie is Question Mark, but when asked if he thinks Waller’s bluffing, he says, “The perm may have grown out, but the angry nerd is still inside him.”

The next day, Lily still isn’t having any luck with the petition, so Ray literally jumps in to help. He starts breakdancing shirtless and says, “I have tearaway pants and I’m not afraid to use them! The only way to stop me is to sign Lily Randall’s petition.” And yup, that does it.

At the end of the school day, Robbie has basically convinced himself to turn himself in. Lily tries to console him by saying that she would do the same thing (it doesn’t help), but then Kevin Delancey shows him a sketch of Question Mark, saying, “If someone busts me, I’m not going to stop; I like to draw. No fear, McGrath.”

Robbie had planned on skipping RFR to talk to Waller, but that little speech changes his mind. As Question Mark, he apologizes on air to Waller for playing the tape, saying it was a mistake. And if he revealed himself as Question Mark, that would mean admitting that Question Mark is a mistake, which it absolutely isn’t, he just took it too far. He tells the audience that Waller is exposing Question Mark at the next day’s assembly, so this is goodbye (and now is a good time to stop calling Waller Danger Man). He also takes the opportunity to say that if there’s something you really believe in doing, you can’t let anyone scare you out of doing it. As Robbie leaves the studio, Waller responds from his office, “Okay, Question Mark. That’s strike one.”

At the assembly, Waller makes a slight concession on the headphone ban: once the petition gets up to 200 signatures (it’s currently at 180), there can be a formal debate. No mention of Question Mark, though - until someone says, “Danger Man strikes again.” When the principal then says, “If Question Mark had any integrity, any guts, he’d reveal himself right now,” Robbie stands, but then Kevin says, “I am Question Mark,” and Lily, Travis, Ray, and a whole host of other students repeat after him, as Waller realizes this round is over.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 5, “Clark Kent.”

Travis and Robbie are watching a group of girls exit their second period gym class, and Robbie has a very obvious crush on one of them, who we learn is named Judy. When she stops at her locker, Travis notices it’s filled with pictures of horses and advises Robbie to talk to her about the animal, but as she passes by, Robbie is unable to speak.

Naturally, that afternoon’s RFR is all about the trials and tribulations of teenage love, and the callers illuminate some things for our DJs. A girl calling herself “Starry Eyes” calls in to ask why guys won’t look past her looks to get to know the real her and wants advice specifically from Question Mark because he always knows what to say, calling him erudite. Another is confused why his female best friend (who he’s pretty sure he likes more than that) has stopped laughing when he makes fun of her, and Lily advises him to show her he’s matured - we can tell Ray is taking notes. Of course, he fumbles immediately the next day in biology class when Lily tells him about a pet frog who jumped into the street and Ray responds, “You must have been crushed.”

In Robbie’s English class (which he shares with Judy), the students are given an assignment to partner up and creatively interpret a chapter of Wuthering Heights. Robbie gets up the courage to talk to Judy, but the only creative thing she knows how to do is tango, so Robbie lies and tells her he knows how, too. Somehow, Mickey is just the guy to help and gives Robbie a lesson. Not sure how well it sticks, though, because Robbie stumbles through a dance attempt with Judy in the English classroom the next day. Though we do get a gratuitous “shake your hair out like a shampoo commercial, complete with glittery sound effect” moment from Judy and Robbie is mesmerized until he zaps back to reality, so that’s fun.

Robbie and Judy chat through their dance practice, which probably doesn’t help his footwork, but she does admit listening to RFR every day even though her friends think it’s weird. She says she listens for a specific DJ who she calls erudite - her voice does sound similar to the caller from earlier. Remember, the aliases mean she’s not supposed to know Robbie is Question Mark…

Robbie spills the beans to Ray and Travis, hoping that if Judy likes Question Mark, then logically she could like him, too. Ray hypes him up, but Travis cautions that while Clark Kent and Superman are the same person, they are different personas. Later, in that afternoon’s RFR, Question Mark and Starry Eyes start a little on-air flirtation, but Lily shuts it down pretty quickly by switching to a song. She tells Robbie that girls like Judy live by a set of unwritten rules that dictate where they shop and even who they date, but Robbie doesn’t believe her, stating Judy’s different. For his sake, I hope he’s right.

The next day, Robbie and Judy continue practicing their tango, and she kisses him at the end! She says she got caught up, so closed her eyes and imagined kissing Question Mark. That point from Travis may be hitting Robbie right about now…

Ray spots Travis reading a book by the Dalai Lama, and asks him what the Dalai Lama’s advice would be about getting a girl’s affection. Travis comes up with “Show her by doing something meaningful,” and Ray takes that to mean he should catch Lily a new frog that looks like the one she had as a kid. Can’t show her yet, though, because it’s time for the show.

Starry Eyes calls in again, and Robbie starts to say he thinks it might be time for them to meet in person, but Lily cuts him off quickly by yet again playing a song, then asking if he really wants to ruin everything they’ve worked for. Travis agrees, saying if he reveals himself as Question Mark, the others will quickly be found out, and it might be the end of Radio Free Roscoe. Robbie argues that he started the show so people would hear them, and someone has now heard him so he wants to show her the man behind the message. Ray is on his side, saying, “If it seems like he might have a chance with Judy, he has to take it, no matter what the cost might be.” Robbie picks the call back up and offers to meet at Mickey’s. Here we go…

It’s time for the English class performances, and Judy confesses she’s nervous - but not about their dance. She’s going to be thinking about Question Mark throughout the routine, because she’s meeting him right after they’re done. They perform flawlessly, even ending this one with a kiss, too, before Judy rushes off for the date.

In the RFR studio, Lily is all for the whole group going to Mickey’s to “stop Robbie from doing something we’ll all regret.” Ray shuts her down, saying Robbie’s already made up his mind. Travis says he’ll take one for the team, as he doesn’t want Robbie to feel like he’s being ambushed, and he was going to stop by Mickey’s anyway. Plus he can tell Ray wants to get Lily alone. Unfortunately, Lily does not react to the gift in the way Ray had hoped, because somehow the frog seems to have died between the time Ray got it and now, so she justifiably wonders if it’s just a sick joke.

Lily catches up with Travis at Mickey’s, where Robbie catches them waiting for him. While Lily might still think Robbie revealing himself would be a mistake on behalf of all of RFR, Travis says the mistake would be Robbie using Question Mark to get a date with Judy. Regardless, Robbie tells them it’s his call to make.

Robbie finds Judy at Mickey’s, but before revealing that he’s Question Mark, he asks her out as himself - what Travis said must have had some impact, then. Judy rejects him, saying he’s sweet but Question Mark is more her type, as he’s almost like a celebrity. She then asks Robbie not to say anything about her and Question Mark, so she’s clearly still ashamed and afraid of not fitting in, and Robbie leaves.

Robbie finds Ray back in the RFR studio, who tells Robbie his present to Lily was DOA, and she’s not ready to see him as someone other than the kid she grew up with. Robbie sympathizes - when he showed Judy the real him, she showed him the real her, and what he saw was ugly, so it seems they were both expecting someone different. Then the frog croaks and seems totally fine - Lily shook the box before opening it, so she may have just stunned it into playing dead. Ray’s not going to try and show her, though - he’ll take the frog back to the pond instead. Time to regroup.

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Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Radio Free Roscoe, episode 4, “Radio Wars.”

When Kim Carlisle passive-aggressively announces on Cougar Radio that the lame Radio Free Roscoe flyers in the TP-ed cafeteria are coming down because they weren’t officially approved, the RFR teens are incensed and make fun of her on their show, which the school principal then makes sure to share with her (he is an adult, why is he involving himself in the drama?!). Kim pretends not to care, but clearly does.

When Radio Free Roscoe turns their sniping about Kim into a new segment called “Gripe of the Day,” she steals the idea and adds “Beef du Jour” to Cougar Radio. She didn’t run it by the principal, though - when he hears “Cougar Radio is dedicated to giving you a forum to provide your opinions,” he spits out his lunch and confirms it is NOT on the approved agenda. Nobody calls her…until Ray does, in which he complains about having to listen to Cougar Radio over the school intercom every day, and Robbie follows, using his DJ name of Question Mark and sharing exactly where she got the segment idea with the whole school. By this time, the principal has made his way to the radio booth and begins berating her, so Kim’s first attempt at a fight has officially failed.

Kim tries again later that day, referencing RFR’s “dramatic recreation of a Kim Carlisle broadcast” by rebranding herself as Semicolon, calling RFR “No Talent Roscoe,” and playing songs by “a band you’ve never heard of” as well as “self-indulgent garbage” by “Shoddy Lame” (a play on Lily’s Shady Lane alias). But again, the principal inserts himself and shares that RFR is giving it right back to her with an original diss track that’s actually quite catchy.

Time to step it up a notch: Kim calls a Josh and bribes him - he needs to do something for her or she’ll tell his parents what really happened to the car. The next day, the school newspaper’s headline says “RFR behind vandalism,” indicating that our foursome were the ones who did the toilet paper prank. So of course, they defend themselves on that day’s show and Ray points to Kim as the “reliable source” behind the article (she’s listening with the principal and quickly turns it off as the “narc” accusations against her grow). But when Travis asks Ray who his source is about Kim, Ray can’t answer, and the others realize they just did to Kim what they think she did to them, making them no better than Cougar Radio.

Kim tells the principal she wasn’t the source for the school newspaper article, but he doesn’t believe her, and actually asks her to go back on the air and call a truce. She responds, “And let them win?!” in disbelief, and he basically says something back about letting them think they’re winning so they stay harmless. He accompanies her back to the booth to make sure the statement is read as written, and the RFR members listening know they have no choice but to accept. Ray and Travis create a peace sign around the Cougar Radio booth - using RFR flyers. They then catch another prankster in the act and look shocked, as Travis uses a flip phone to take a photo as evidence.

The next day, Kim announces over Cougar Radio that RFR spray painted “RFR Rules” on the school walls. As the principal then takes over the airwaves to make a statement, we see her looking smug and Travis showing the photo to Robbie, who says they shouldn’t show it to the principal because they’re not narcs and giving Kim the chance to redeem herself is the right thing to do - though this is also their chance to see her squirm. As the principal talks about involving the Roscoe police in an investigation through which the culprits will face criminal charges, Travis hits “send” and Kim gets a new email. As we all suspected, the photo is of Kim doing the graffiti. She stops the principal from speaking and says, “I just got word from one of my sources that the vandalism may be a frame job” (yes, by you) and says they’ll be no better than RFR if they do anything without knowing all the facts. Yeah, yeah, cover your tracks. On their show, RFR sings a song about giving peace a try, and elsewhere, Kim responds, “Not going to happen.” The camera focuses on what’s either a camcorder or tape recorder - settle in, folks, we’re in for a bumpy ride.

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