Judge Walt dusts off his gavel when Bry recounts childhood indiscretions.

Walt extols the virtues of teetotaling. Bry finds Walt a find, catches him a catch.

First chapter in a sporadic, ongoing SMod sub-series about the fabled New Jersey beach borough, told by her peoples & peepholes.

Walt cries charlatan, Bry gets a pass on his fear of killer bees, and a ghostly Audrey Hepburn gets dogpiled.

Bry gets called out for a questionable jeans purchase. Walt demands satisfaction from a fellow podcaster.

Bry and Walt reminisce about beatings they've taken. The TESD players make an announcement.

Walt makes a new friend but loses a customer. The podcast wars heat up and Bry smells conspiracy.

Walt impersonates a government official, and Bry's homeless connections save the Stash a bundle.

Bry rubs elbows with A-listers at the COP OUT premiere - much to the consternation of Walt, who is nearly rendered unconscious by the aroma of a sub sandwich.

Desperate to impress their special guest, Bry's depravity sinks to new lows with the admission of a 20-year-old secret. Walt's toadyism gives douche chills to even the most practiced ass-kisser.