In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros't love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.

In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Stalin's man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox.

In which our heroes battle bargain-hunters, jealous lovers, the danger of dills, and misty, water-colored memories of the way they were.

In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some free comic books.

In which the Jersey trio dissect each other's pharmaceutical history, probe deep into the mind, make revelations aplenty, and bond on a whole new level.

The Heroes of the East convene for a special Jersey roundtable, featuring epic tales of early friendship, "Star Wars" summers, a fecal tooth and a mother's love, a fecal ring quest and a decided lack of love, a friend's betrayal, how old is too old to at tend a high school party, how to creep out an elementary school class whilst proposing to your wife, and the misfit zoo. TECHNICAL NOTE: Due to malfunctioning equipment, the sound quality may be a bit wonky - but the stories were just too good to lose.

A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey - of college writing courses, old girlfriends, and Walt's trouble getting paid - before winding up with remembrances of Mewes past.

A great night of poker lead to a great Radio Askew. This was probably one of the funnest live shows that hardly anyone caught live (because it was at 1 AM in the morning). Thank heavens that the show recorded fine. Stuff that came up on this show: * LIVE show from the West Coast Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash! * Kevin Smith and Bryan Johnson in the hizzy! * Kevin talks SModcast. * SModcast, mixed at Skywalker Ranch? * Kevin tells us why he does the VA Poker Games. * Kevin Smith almost chose Dexter over signing books. * Kevin’s top 4 TV shows on air right now. * Another retelling of what happened with BSG. * Where’s Mewes’ iPhone? * How did Kevin get his iPhone? * Will comes off as a homophobe (way to go Will) * Brief Poker Tournament recap. * About ‘My Boring-Ass Life’ * Kevin on his Letterman Experience * Kevin vs. Radio Askew? * Kevin a Master of All Media? * Will incorrectly credits Malcolm Ingrim with Ethan Suplee’s alternative Mallrats title. * Will owes Kevin a handy. * RUN MING!

In which a special guest fills in for one of our heroes, prompting a heavy bout of reminiscences about what kind of purchases can set off parental fisticuffs, how metal is metal, what it means to be man-friends in Jersey, and saying goodbye to 42nd Street - all of which is interjected by a discussion of nature's most evil arachnid.

In which our heroes spend an unhealthy amount of time deconstructing a Rankin Bass classic, do a "Midnight Express" with a pre-street-date DVD, kill a franchise, lament the loss of holiday-programming luster, fail to enjoy adolescent keggers, get the blues at a strip club, miss opportunities to smoke on campus, have their bagged-and-boarded books threatened, and explore the thickest, strongest apron strings in central Jersey.