Temporal Culture War

Ballistic? Eck No! For this bonus episode, we tried to watch the 2002 masterpiece and kind of failed at even that but had the time of our lives!!!

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Pop quiz, hotshot: What are the coordinates of Earth? We dive into season THREE!! episode 1, "The Xindi," as well as the summer of 2003, and the week of Sept 10th. Click click click click click. Whoaaaahhhhhhuughhh, huhnnnnnnnnnnhhhh. You said it.

Hop on our Patreon for just 1 or 2 bucks a month! Very soon you will hear us try and watch Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watching Season 2, Episode 26 "The Expanse," and talk about the week that was of May 21, 2003. This is it, folks. The long-awaited Florida 9/11 episode, where Florida gets 9/11ed, and we gaze upon the most beautiful Half-Life 2 ass looking rendering of it.

We're back to our usual programming this week with episode 2, episode 25 "Bounty"! We talked about May 14, 2003 last episode so it's just a lot of KAGO talk! Man we love Kago. More Kago!

This week, Mattie and Clayton cover the tearful finale, season 6 episode 24 "...Must Come to an End," and the week of May 14, 2003. WHO will Joey choose: Dawson or Pacey? After six long seasons, we finally get some answers.

Wouldn't it be SO wild if we were supposed to be covering a different show that aired the exact same night, but that episode was SO stupid and bad and out of even the dumb bad show's stupid canon that we couldn't even bring ourselves to cover it? Wouldn't that be so kooky. If that WERE the case I bet we'd resume covering that show on the next episode.

This week, we're talking season 2, episode 23 of Enterprise, "Regeneration," and the week of May 7, 2003.

This week, we're talking about season 2, Episode 22 "Cogenitor" and the week of April 30, 2002. Trip decides to become a feminist but for new kind of gender. Phlox does an IQ test. Malcom gets soooooo horny.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 21 "The Breach" (Mattie's rating: 1 Fart Noise) and the week of April 23, 2003 (infinity farts)

All aboard to our dinky little ship that sucks ass! This week, Mattie and Clayton watch season 2, episode 20 "Horizon," and the week of April 16, 2003. Travis goes home! We remember some sports teams! Etc!

Mattie and Clayton have a great time blasting to the center of the earth with Delroy Lindo and co. Listen to the whole thing over on The Patreon!

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