Ten Ideas

Five hundred ideas. Five. Hundred. Ideas.

With special guest/lone voice of moral conscience, J.D. Amato.

Allahu Akbar!

J.D. Amato of the Chris Gethard Show visits us in the Ten Ideas Audio Capturing Parlor this week to crack open a fresh big rabbit and chew the fat while we carve out it's good potato stuffing. We clear the requisite classics, a new holiday, complicated pants technology as well as some new sights and wonders like chainsaw cops and magic buckwheat bowls, all this week on your favorite burden of the middles class, Ten Ideas.

Send YOUR ideas to [email protected].

Renaissance man and creepy uncle, Will Storie joins us again this week as we search for the youngest bridesmaid, Woody's window, the beast of Columbus Circle, and all the other hidden mysteries the world holds tantalizingly out of reach. We all float on, indeed.

Who has time to read the Bhagavad Gita these days, am I right? Nobody! So after you towel off and flip the DairyFairy on, snuggle into your Perspex easy chair and listen to this excellent episode with party-animal/visual artist, Will Storie. Will is a great guest, so never mind the detractor plaque and oh no, here comes the ratcloud.

Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore along with guests Riley Soloner and Yoni Lotan would like to apologize to the following people/entities: grandmothers, sailors, people who have weddings and baby showers, Bjork, Wesley Snipes, the rest of the Bjork-Snipes household, Billy Bush's children if he has any, Tom Waits, Tom Waits' children if he has any, bank tellers, the Schiavo family, all listeners of Ten Ideas, all listeners' of Ten Ideas children if they have any, anyone who has ever been kidnapped or had a kidnapped loved one, actor Tom Hardy, and the Greeks.

So sorry.

Yoni Lotan, host of the upcoming Yoni Time! on the Official Comedy Network, dons his favorite urban camouflage and stalks his way into the Ten Ideas studio to pitch us on big ol' tennis balls, wet jackets, onion volcano hibachi carts, and why he can't make Mrs. Tyler-Moore's service later this afternoon.

SEnd your ideas to [email protected]

Comedians and improvisors Aaron Jackson and Patrick Noth tap dance their way into the studio and the hearts of our listeners all over he world this week as they hold us down and install tiny cameras behind our eyes before riding off on their donkey/cockroach hybrids into a sunset far beyond our tiny indoor clouds. Did we see that coming? Was there any sense of violence, of danger? Of course there twasn't. I blame those canes and top hats they were wearing. Who'd have thunk?

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So, we had a catastrophic hardware failure and lost today's episode with JD Amato, which was going to be called "Abel Hanovers". Until we come back next week with all new episodes, please enjoy this re-broadcast of our lowest-rated, but most beloved episode from nearly a year ago. This comes from way back, so you'll notice the echo in the sound, the general sense of confusion, and Ryan sounding like he's scared to be in the same room with Taylor.

Little Mikey Scollins (@mikescollins) pops his little furry head out of his little bitty hidey hole to squeak some great ideas up at us! Regard some: sequels and prequels for boardgames, Shazam for smells, soft power battleships, nemesis e-matching, our fist ever call for less holidays, and smart animal team-ups. So crack open a couple of normal ones, tell your giant mantis to hold all your text alerts, and listen in.

Friends of the show Halle Kiefer (@HalleKiefer) and Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) visit the Ideanarium to talk about what else, but background checks for guns, hahahaha, LOL JK, we talk about Starburst Gum, bespoke dogs, college Yodas, condoms for kissing, the end of selfies, and MORE helpful mayonnaise. Come drop by! The Ideanarium is out behind the Krogers on Route 12 just past the Human Elephant Graveyard, not the graveyard for human-elephant hybrids, the other one.