Ten Ideas

This week, the Tenideagineers have really "got" it all! They got Anna Rubanova; they got Siobhan Thompson; they got garden gloves and meat hands; they got pampkin savers; they got a little brick house on toppies of them; they got hamsta-skates; they got a Tyler Perry re-make of Designing Women. Basically? They got it all baby.

Kirk Larsen and Matt Hobby join us again this week to freeze/unfreeze Mitzy Skittles, get nuts on the crack track, and trick Kirk into saying something really, really horrible. Directed by Stephen Spillberg.

Like Jesus Christ will in the future, Ten Ideas has returned from the dead to judge you and fight the devil. We are back from our sojourn in the wilderness and we've brought back Zebra Bridges, bat mouth, and some astronaut ice cream from the wilderness souvenir shop. With us this week are brothers-in-arms Kirk Larsen and Matt Hobby. Finally, a podcast giving voice to white men!

Toss another Peaty on the fire, Halle Kiefer's come to visit and she's brought a necktie full of Christmas goose! Just sign here, and here, and here. Great, here's your Pour Store membership card. That'll get you an extra 2 weeks in the polar bear enclosure. You're Welcome. Little Windsor will see you out.

Sexually explicit roller-coasters. Cantelope prizes. Sex plantys. Acceptable balls. That's the menu for today. The old baby says you can pick two for 5 or get all three for 16. Don't look old baby in the eye. Just put the lira on the counter. Yes, by the limoncello.

With special guest Briiiiiiaaaan GLIDEwell.

There you are, novelist and comedian and guest Brian Glidewell! Come inside, you're making me nervous. There, sit on the Shea's lounge and tell me what kind of hat the President should wear while we gaze upon the pigeon fire. Why yes, you can see it out the window, towering over the old pyramid at the end of the street. Some say that pyramid is haunted, but I don't believe in such things. Or do I?

Put on your daddy hats and join Ryan and Taylor in the studio this week as they discuss global button sizes (not as boring as it sounds!), pockets in the middle of shirts (EXACTLY as boring as it sounds!) and what exactly would constitute a witch's breakfast. They'll be joined this week by Florence Griffith Joyner's stopwatch-headed, glass hoofed homunculi, who you can see every week at Harold night at the UCB theater probably.

For our Anniversary "Special" commemorating our first year, we asked our beloved guests Langdgan Kingslime and Aaron Frisson-Bise to reach deep in the big box of old ideas and retread some random samples from the show's past. But first we got them pretty drunk.

Mazel Tov!

This week, we crown the first year of Ten Ideas with one of the most delirious, intense, and wonderful hours in the shows brief but luminous history. And who better to facilitate our ascent to Godhood than Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson, husband and wife child-kings of the Ten ideas guest roster. It's been a year of delight and horrors, of madness and benign senescence, of butter and birds, and we couldn't have done it with anyone but you.

Email your ideas, and small but thoughtful birthday checks to [email protected]

This week, Ten Ideas champions Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson revisit the show and stuff gets weird. Stuff gets mean. Stuff gets wet. Stuff gets wet, weird and mean. Grocery coats, hell-mouths, emergency fractal axes, and more. Like a rape whistle in Hell, Ten Ideas provides an illusion of hope in a world clearly out to get you.

Join us, won't you? Doesn't that sound fun?