Ten Ideas

Alexis Pereira has some ideas, and what better place to sonically display them than here on Ten Ideas? Nowhere! This week, we're all about solving probs (short for problems). Too many bees in your "product"? You're covered. Terrible prosecco at your famous murder mystery party? We fix it. Apartheid, how to behave when hungry, and how to get rid of two strippers named Kleenex and Drain are all probs we solve, this week on Ten Ideas.

Kirk Larsen and Dan Chamberlain are back this week and they've got cheeks full of flavored milk to squirt into you! Watch out for land boats, fleet week, tooth paint, cord lifts, and dance jail. Because they are certainly watching out for you. Tenth caller gets balcony tickets to a matinee of Canoosies!, the new current events/native crafts inspired Disney musical. Sorry.

Dan Chamberlain!? Kirk Larsen!? TOO much talent and charm!? Scoots!? Suicide pillows!? Kissing presidents!? Knife tapping sounds!? Babybird restaurants!? This is Ten Ideas, the @Midnight of podcasts where everything's great and a real big deal.

Inside every Easter Bunny Costume is a man dressed as Jesus, and inside this episode is man named Dom Manzolillo! This episode of Ten Ideas has WALL2WALL attitude and if you don't believe me, listen to this: Sex Catapults. Tell your table captain to order a hot trough of these ideas!

We're back from Spring Break! And like a couple of hot co-eds gettin wild for the cameras, we've brought our besty, Katie Simon, she of Legs For Days and Former Business Partners to get this party started. Ryan got his hair braided AND hepatitis. Taylor got a tribal arm tat and also hepatitis. But YOU got a great episode of Ten Ideas headed straight for your hepatitis hole. Get hip to hep and follow Katie Simon @kmsimon

Friend of the show, Halle Kiefer is our guest this week and she's brought a sack with her, a sack heavy and wet with new goths, fake funerals, rechargeable batteries, thin little bagels, herbed gums, and bloodied but very much alive 9 year-olds. Listen as she dumps her sack up your ear caves! Find her @hallekiefer.

Matt Dennie and Josh Sharp, janus headed comedy duo darlings of the UCBNY, hop on the Ten Ideas stationary motorcycle this week to rap about pregnancy-terminating accordions, cat kicks, speech karaoke, merlove, and hot gossip ticker tape machines for modern busy-body oil barons. This episode would be PERFECT for an elephant.

Ten Ideas' (sp?) favourite , Halle Kiefer, joins us this week to use the British spelling of favorite and talk about magic mirrors, gifts of the magi, big ol boobs, platonic gimps, snack-crackers, sex olympics, trained fireflies for indoor lighting, and my (Taylor's) favorite idea of all time but i won't tell you what it is because I think you'll enjoy being surprised by it. You're welcome!

Halle Kiefer is wonderful. Find her @hallekiefer.

TEN IDEAS ROLL CALL!

Guest Brian Glidewell, here!

Bear Backs, here!

Opus Dei, here!

Babysplaining, here!

Water Bags, here!

Capt. Creemcheese?

Capt. Creemcheese?

He's out of town. Okay!

Ryan Raps, here!

The Corningware Story Colon Chapter Two, here!

"Listen up, ghouls and ghoulettes, for the brilliant and available Brian Glidewell is in the studio this week to dish! He's got all the gossip little ghoulettes crave, you know- fake palindromes, sweaty mummies, gored up hankies, and fake stars just to name a few. It's a progressive rock spectacle you can't "afford" to miss!" -Zagat's