Ten Ideas

Ten Ideas is back, with new co-host Anna Drezen, and we got fresh new ideas you can plant in little cuts in your body and watch them grow grow grow. Pink ponk pink, that's a good-a podcast yum yum eat it up.

RIP Ryan Williams forever. You're telling ideas to God now.

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Hey!! Guess who's back! Ten Ideas is! Next week we got new episodes and a new host, but in the meantime enjoy our newly activated archives where you can listen to all the Ten Ideas you could ever want and THIS: the infamous lost episode of Ten Ideas called Hot Snow, with best sport in the world and very patient guest, Yoni Lotan.

Halle Kiefer and Dan Chamberlain, both beloved of the show and of G_D, are in the studio this week and we've all got so much to learn: neat facts shouted at us from the bleachers, what kind of beautiful dog we'd leave our families for, the deeply rooted anxieties of the american clown, how to swap a soup, a recipe for the biggest pancake in Indiana, and the best picnic aperitif to share beneath the historic Glen Canyon Juggalo/HumanAnt Canopy.

WE'RE HAVING A LIVE SHOW!!! ON FEB 28TH!! EMAIL WEHAVETENIDEAS AT GMAIL DOT COM TO RESERVE TICKETS!!

TRIGGER WARNING: If old-fashioned, politically tone deaf terms for the mentally handicapped and developmentally disabled bother you or upset you or offend you, you do not want to listen to this week's AMAZING episode of Ten Ideas with BRILLIANT guests Anna Drezen and Damian Chadwick! Seriously, if the idea of all the developmentally disabled people in the world living together on a big mountain overlooking a Sea World orca tank is something that will make you sad or angry and you do not want to feel sad or angry, then go listen to The Nerdist or something. I hear Beyonce is on their show this week and guess what, the boys are big fans and they let her know it.

Hear more Anna Drezen @annadrezen and more Damian @damianchadwick. Send all complaints to [email protected]

Uh oh! Churlish little scamp James Dwyer is back and he's just full of beans! Beans and arena-based mock naval battles and camera balls and nut-do-nuts and shitting/crying garb cans and spray-on condoms and A WHOLE TUB OF GLUM. Glum for everybody! GLUM! GLUM! GLUM! GLUM!

David Bluvband is in the studio this week, our last show of 2014 (Go '14 for it!), and oh god you can see his 'fish foot' through his body sock. That's not all you can see! Take an aural gander at our judgmental teeth, the Rockette's vulva-alt-world, and Dr. Amanda's Fantastimagical Subway Money Raffle. Happy New Year everyone!

You can follow David via twit-twit @bluvband

Caitlin Bitzegaio and Dan Glaser are with us this week which makes a party of four at a great little table high above the Colorado River on the plexiglass expanse of the New Grand Canyon Memorial Glass Coffee Table of America. Grab a chair, stake your claims, and hold my hand ;)

Hail Lil' Romeo, Hail, for it was he who gave us the Flip 'n' Go's that bedeck our country by-ways and fill our Winter Olympics and certified the Dentist Rodmans and it was he who gave us our guests this week, Karin Hammerberg and Sal Gentile. Hail him for oooh baby what a caesar.This year make sure 10% of your personal pet intestinal snakes go to Lil' Romeo.

Follow Karin @karilouhamm and Lil Sal' @salgentile

Granted, since we were shrunk down to minuscule size by our Dad's shrink ray it's been hard to navigate this public men's restroom, but Mike Scollins is here now and everything's gonna be fine. Avoid the uncircumcised horse, don't huff the rubber garbage spray and everything will be fine. We'll be home in no time. And if not, just gland gas yourself and forget I promised we would be.

Don't forget to follow @mikescollins for real good fun you like!

Take your tongue out and settle in, Diana Kolsky and Cory Palmer are in the studio this week, or at least their brains-in-tanks are. We got giants (with the guess what); we got Scream Wallets (you know who), and we got a whole nerf arena you can drunk drive in if you want (you know you do). The safeword is "Rosebud."