Ten Ideas

SQUAWK, this week we're amended by Sudi Green (SNL, the show) and Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas, the p'cast). SQUAWK, we talk about Godgirl, sapient chick'ns, stinky babies you flush, and Thrills Day. SQUAWK, no one wants to hear Taylor's school dance story. Not even me, him as a parrot, SQUAWK.

Old friends Mike Spence and Andrew Farmer are on the Ten Ideas HOT SEAT this week, and they're reppin' nose gills, bed wheels, new feels, cool mills, and of course, as you'd guess those dang triplets de Belleville. Also, Anna got a dog.

Ana Fabrega and Lorelei Ramirez make STAR TURNS in a Ten Ideas first: one of our hosts is beset by disaster and is MISSING! Can Ana and Lorelei carry the show with only one host? Will any ideas be about skeletons? How much toxin can orphans "take"? Can your boyfriend board your Quit Blimp? The answers to all these questions (yes but just barely, yes of course look at the episode image, in reality very little, yes) lie just beyond this episode of Ten Ideas!

Josh Sharp (stand up, sit down, all round Clown Town) and Ryan Haney (currently acquitted of all charges) visit Ten Ideas this week, the ONLY Antifa-Comd-P'cast, to RADICALLY EXPERIMENT with the format of the show. We're trying something new! But don't worry, all your favorite goofs still happen: dust falls off things when you pick them up, Damn Daniel goes to golden corral, Sophia Vergara's unveils her Jamaican accent, and of course allllll the busboys at Sardine's take a seat to help with dessert.

PREPARE for a PRE-ELECTION blast from the pASSt. Taylor mis-labeled this episode and so it never got released in 2016. But we found it! Guests Patti Harrison (@party_harderson) and Jes Tom (jestomdotcom.com) have been mellowing in our cellar like a reserve chablis and [chef kissing fingers motion] ooooh, it's a come out-a so nice. LISTEN to what people sounded like before Trump was president. What a soothing refreshment! And of course we got your standard Ten Ideas stalwarts like ghost apps, canyon faces, chimneys but for cold, and we're all stars now, IN THE GHOST SHOW.

Spooky boy Michael Wolf is on the show this week (This a weekly show, don't forget!) and he's brought a heapin' helpin' of good ideas: ie, eg, etc, a vow of silence for young'uns, leg wheels, and probably more than just those two, but there's only ONE WAY to find out! Ask him in person! Will Anna and Taylor solve the mystery?

Spooky boy Michael Wolf is on the show this week (This a weekly show, don't forget!) and he's brought a heapin' helpin' of good ideas: ie, eg, etc, a vow of silence for young'uns, leg wheels, and probably more than just those two, but there's only ONE WAY to find out! Ask him in person! Will Anna and Taylor solve the mystery?

WHOA! Look at this. Dana Clinkman is our guest this week. I've heard of a "natural fit" but a "guest who's a hit"? This is ridiculous! Dana should host the show. Taylor should quit. We asked and YOU decided. JK, we didn't ask. This is not a democracy. On this week's episode: jumping, islands, nurses, chubby little truthers, sippy piggies, Hillary wins, big mama swaddlin', crossfit, toys and (fan favorite) rose-tube crack-pipes. All aboard.

Well, we got fired from our positions as Donald Trump's campaign managers, so we're back at it with this week's Ten Ideas. Allow us and our new pals Sudi Green and Nick Packard to invite you to our dinner bed for bed dinner, calmly explain to your 14-year-old that god doesn't exist, make out for an hour and then, yep you guessed it, switch buttholes. Standard meet 'n' greet, really.

Tallie Medel of Cocoon Central Dance Team and star of The Arbalest (SXSW 2016 Grand Jury Prize Winner) swings by the ol' Idea Distribution Center this week to show us her jury and just how grand it is. Come for the communal eye drops, but stay for blood drinks, Bambulance, dogs with human eyes, and a dark, marching band vision of a shutter-based dystopian future. I mean, this one's got everything folks.