Ten Ideas

Dan Glaser, funniest mom on twitter.com, is proudly astride the Ten Ideas carousel this week. Which wonderful wooden horse will he choose: Nutgloves, Handals, Good Pains, Dr. Hercules, Mommy's Little Quidditch Team, Cat with Down's Syndrome, or Painera Bread? Only one way to find out, this week on Ten Ideas.

This week, performance artist and comedian Tim Platt deep dives into our dark, dark waters to fish out woke pastas, wind beaches, beta fish, alpha fish, and a new kind of triangle that makes you go insane. Come for the quiet, bone chilling whispers but stay for the Bad Cave Town Show Choir and Laser Light Show. Seriously, stay. You don't have a choice.

POWER COUPLE ALERT: Bowen Yang and Halle Kiefer are on the show, and they came here to do two things: give you an excellent $30 (with tip) haircut and make you watch them curl one out while they do it. Also: reputation farms, opera grunts, BizLing, and this time Taylor remembered to bring the bells! It's Christmas in June!

This week, JD Amato, comedy bon vivant impresario, host of the 12 Hour Podcast, and Executive High Commander of the Chris Gethard Show comes to life in our little magical cabinet and we talk about some KILLER (wink wink) ideas. Sneaky taxes, the new profane lexicon, Yakkity Dogs, and of course, growing up in graveyards w/ Ghoulie Pappas. Next stop DARKTOWN. All aboard.

Jo Firestone, she of Dr. Gameshow (Mondays on WFMU!), she of Chris Gethard Show (Wednesdays on Fusion!), she of lists of Comedians 2 Watch (Every couple of weeks on the Internet!) is our guest this week and it looks as if we MIGHT have a new Ten Ideas Champion. Like a duck to water or a man to a tall egg, Jo is at home and at play on the beach of tall buses, genital grade-curving services, Lil' Itchies, and human parking garages. This episode will make you feel like you're IN Venice Beach: No rules, just right.

Writer, actor and Virginia Woolf truther Susan Casey is in the Ten Ideas saddle this week and she's bringin' good sugar to your front-butt, magnets for your virus, purples for your monies, and a sleeping bag for the subway trip to Kiev. You DO NOT need the permission of a man to listen to, like a lot, or subscribe to this episode of Ten Ideas.

This week, author-poet-trumpetboy-handsomeman Mark Vigeant is in the Ten Ideas balloon parade and he's creatin' jobs, f***in' bugs, fighitin' birds, slowin' trucks, tweetin' bits, portrayin' women, and not wantin' snacks. FYI, this episode contains one of the greatest Ten Ideas songs we've ever laid down. So get them earplugs in and come with us. June the 8th be with you.

One look at our guest Michael Kayne's hip new wet spot and you'll cancel that vacation, tear up your save-the-date funeral invitation, stomp your racist hermit crab to death, and set aside the rest of your life to listen to this hot new episode, guv'nah!

Mmmmmm, grip that hot bog salad with both hands and sidle up to the dulcet groans of Nicole Silverberg (Reductress, GQ) and Cory Palmer (The Chris Gethard Show, UCB) as we use all the vocal space available to us in the new Ten Ideas Cathedral (yes, we are avail for weddings and occult sanctums).

This week on the still-wet-with-afterbirth Ten Ideas resurrection, we dust off our two RealDolls (and two real dolls), Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson, hardcore FotS, to discuss fake lakes, universal hunger/underwear, camouflage for pets, Dickensian chic, Mr. Mime and of course Andy Serkis's Anti-Circus.

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