Ten Ideas

Tim and Tom of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING revisit the the show to inject our thinking buckets with ideas like: leg jackets, wallet lard tack, maybe zebra zoo meat, "Dangerfielding", and a ping pong table the size of a real tennis court. DISCLAIMER: This episode can not only be cleaned with fire but also supports the1860 Wilson amendment making single big rugs legal again.

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Taylor and Ryan "enjoy" each other's company while discussing kennels for plants, e-rain checks, singe serving disposable wine glasses, a non-Halloween witch-centric holiday, and so much more! This week's episode is wracked, WRACKED with controversy. Tell us where you stand on Whatmakesamediacentergate 2013 by emailing [email protected], and as long as you're there go ahead and spill the beans on where you buried your boot full of silver dollar pancakes.

This week we are proud to bursting to discuss two ideas written and submitted by intrepid listeners Jordan Williams and "Li'l" Kirk Larsen. These two Ideagineers are what makes the world go round as far as we're concerned and also thats what you're called now. Ideagineers.

Tim and Tom of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING set up camp in the studio and chat with us about yanking sausage ropes out of sleeping police, exoskeletons for babies, rebooting the Tonya Harding kneecapping scandal, and the complicated consequences of public lie detector tests for politicians and religious leaders.

We offer our sincerest apologies to anyone suffering from the genetic disorder of primordial dwarfism and also to anyone who works with henna.

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Ryan and Taylor face each other alone for the first time in a long while and struggle to regain their once sure footing as a duo. Along the way, you get a reed snorkel and quick sand mattress as an alternative to suicide, ShoulderBuddies™ the Diner, a pair of googly eyes that might just change everything, yet another public, federally enforced engagement of the death drive, and of course SLIMES.

Today's episode features guest ideas from Morgan Evans and Joe Stanton! Thanks guys! If you submitted an idea to Ten Ideas but are not one of those two humans, don't worry, your idea will be featured soon, so stay subscribed.

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Aaron Jackson and Zack Willis show us the torches they found, and then introduce us to their new friends, Modern Rumpelstilskin, Alexammer Mammilton, Solomon Greengrass, and, oh no, oh god, it's the Smilovitz's. Don't look. Don't look. Oh god he's coming over. Here, pretend you're eating the JellyBread.

This week we tuck and roll down your grandma's hill with Pat O’Brien and Jason Flowers (the hosts of the best podcast in the world, America Won’t Shut Up). Inspector First Ladies, hat pups, savory cereals and cursive fever dreams are just a few of the stinging insects that will bite us as we roll over them. Wake up, Sarah.

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Top mommies Pat O'Brien and Jason Flowers (the hosts of the best podcast in the world, America Won't Shut Up) join us this week to legalize store eating, classy floppy dicks for fragrances, and noble western-style homelessness. And, can we be honest? Look, there's some deadwood (Mississippi/Alabama) that nobody's gonna miss. Excuse us while we get the scissors, and the table-side waterfalls, out for a little trim. Here's your frisbee.

That's not a penguin on your stoop, it's our guest Cory Palmer! Put your shin halos on and saddle up, this week we've got national assault team champions, syphilis ridden mailpeeps with a serious case of summer camp, and microwaveable spoons (I know, right?). Plus, Cory's got glazeybones and despite all our rage we're still just a bat in a cage that has replaced the hood ornament on your luxury sedan.

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You'll be saying "Yum, yum, yum!" just like a toilet this week when Cory Palmer stops by to blame Jim Cameron for the sea people invasion, dish out his BuckUpShithead brand of "greeting" cards, and sell us all on tiny harps. You listen to Mumford and Sons, right? Well you're gonna love these tiny harps.

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This week, our first musical guest, Peter Naddeo (Laura Stevenson and the Cans, Archipelago) returns for a sing-a-long catastrophe! And Halle Kiefer, "friend" of the show, puts on a little sailor suit and slowly replaces one of our children. Everyone (death cryers, demolition experts, peen whippers, and mommycocks) is invited to the Radio Shack in Macy's for a fancy breakfast sandwich party.