Ten Ideas

This week a little Christmas elf named Morgan Evans stops by to spread his Holiday cheer all over us. Or is he an agent of the Christmas demon, Krampus,who will put us in a basket and take us to his lair? Also in this episode: Taylor and Morgan try to exchange a puppy at the Target customer service desk. Ryan is anxious he will try to eat a Yankee Candle and burn his nose. And a strip-mall hat store ordered too many Offspring branded Seattle Seahawks hats.

Again, we welcome Halle Kiefer and Mike Scollins, as we scrape alcoholic pudding off our Nazi plates and cut our personal orgasm catchphrase ("Chest dicks!") from that live-action The Rescuers script we're writing on spec.

Halle Keifer(VH1, Rolling Stone) and Mike Scollins (Mansome,Onassis) double up our donkey doors this week as we pitch and roll our weave and woof twixt and tween your ways and means. This is a good one.

Swim-up taquerias, sleep-over games, and knowing when to see a doctor about that nectarine-sized fistule on your lip.

Again with the Kevin Meads, Darren Millers, and Kirk Larsens! Oi vay!

We crowdsourced this episode!

1. If a post-Sandy NY Marathon is in bad taste, then so is ALL SPORTS.

2. Blinders for babies so they can't look at you in public.

3. Gerbil cage-style drink tanks at restaurants.

4. If you're going to call your business Burger King, you have to employ an actual Burger King.

5. Hated corporations should have public sin eaters, people who would take literal punches on behalf of the company.

6. The skin of a whole chicken or turkey wrapped around stuffing/mashed potatoes/dressing and then fried. 

7. Steaks have a monopoly on "Houses." Let's open it up to other foods. 

8. They should make a cello out of Jello just to see if it works.

9. At-home blood donation.

10. Every state should have it's own Mt. Rushmore dedicated to different subject matter.

Election special, stolen from the very jaws of hurricane Sandy.

Ten SPOOOOKY Halloween ideas, PART ONE. Today we're passing out Take 5's, Maryland's Monster Birds of Mystery, ghost badges, moonies, shoggoths, and gratuitous pedantry. Which one has the razor blade in it? YOU DECIDE.

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Episode 12, ergo: first day at pet college, respecting the decadence, capes too narrow, and/or coming out otherkin. See full show notes at tenideas.tumblr.com

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