Ten Ideas

Ten Ideas

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Ten Ideas episodes

  • Pecos Terry
    Our Centennial, in which: we neep apes, the organ has an agenda, Ryan has a card for that, and freshman orientation at Asshole University goes off without a hitch.
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Corpus Kahlua
    Episode 9, in which the green squeals peal through the dewey night and we all get slapped to sleep.
    58 min
  • Standard American Funeral
    The Hut of the Baba Yaga
    you do the math
    cherry picker
    up on them stilts
    hut patrol
    catch that bird
    the new exhibit
    to build a Cyclops
    gewgaw
    vignette/tableau
    “No Rocketeer!”
    as a docent
    Uggs via duck
    horse parades
    rat bones
    truffle stump
    time for new colors
    cool jersey!
    those poor people
    not a huge sports fan
    babe ruth is dead
    Mike Barbazzo 
    early Genesis Peter Gabriel
    genius bait
    custodiers
    “What about these apples? How do you like them?”
    savant
    since the accident
    “Eff Fibonacci, who cares about his sequence?”
    I stopped by the woods on a snowy _____
    light, clear, pumpkin treats
    wrasslemelon
    “Over to you, Summer Pumpkins.”
    Why were you doing it in the kitchen to begin with?
    Welcome to The Wheelhouse
    Spindle meats
    Mise en scene
    “Let’s hear about that hard pudding again.”
    putting the kids in the splashzone
    pressed lamb
    He Who Must Not Be Lathed
    origin of the T-shirt
    coffin/casket
    burying people in suits
    Luke 9:60
    the visible man
    the painted pontoon
    sandals, the primitive choice
    You can’t be a tentacle.
    the sonogram house
    “She pops out a nectarine.”
    get this in a Smucker’s jar, post haste
    Death Becomes Her on BluRay
    what a wellcricket is
    concrete decisions
    epitaph/epitath/epigram/epipen
    “This isn’t an Ozymandia thing.”
    “For me it is.”
    your Justice
    a little greek mini
    57 min
  • We Don't Know
    Episode 3: We Don’t Know
    Paper money
    conterfition
    no one’s touched the jumble
    aloc
    driving while distracted
    our greatest president 
    the money maze
    three parrots on a branch
    missed connections
    “Boy, ken I.”
    wrought iron big pennies
    Spanish Harlem
    thermonuclear warfare
    the thing about Hellsville
    Spielberg heart
    Meat-for-May
    g-r-e-e-d
    taking some time LindelOFF
    Always
    Digimon Hounsou
    Alans Rickman
    Fire Planes
    1941
    Koko
    lasers in the jungle
    wake up america
    in the mood for meat
    harvest moon
    fingers of aroma
    popcorn can’t be poisoned
    The Blight of the American Hot Dog Farm
    Sad Fin Syndrome
    Sbarro Cactus
    cacten upkeep
    mom’s are busy, too
    union suits on Amazon
    familial myth (not in a negative connotation)
    the desert of the real
    an owl in him
    I don’t go to the gym
    animatronic?
    the three envelopes you meet in heaven
    80lb kid
    When this guy gets buried in ash alive…
    “the” Argos
    Ithaca? Nah.
    a little bit of kissing
    is there a difference?
    pride reasons
    Urban Volcano
    The Molly Pitcher Scenario
    the laugh of the frenchman
    The Great Villain of American Christmas History
    tiny reindeer
    Santa Union
    that’s probably closer
    Where Wayne comes from
    like farting in a bank
    they’re just more powerful
    so many servants
    D cell battery kid
    novelty size
    to make a big chip
    Non-nan
    Utz, since 1642.
    Rabert HOEK (briefly confused with Antonie Philips van Leeuwenhoek)
    a real poolfull
    Roughles™
    a bottle of jam
    the top of a mountain
    all aboard, skipper
    your brie from your roquefort
    shrimpforts
    famous 90’s sex siren
    alinea
    all your neices
    some klid off a cliff
    DARPA
    Darby McGillous
    scoutin’ it out
    your generation
    49 min
  • This Case is Cured!
    episode 2: “This Case is Cured!”
    The infinitude of numbers
    Blackout Orgy
    720 peepees
    Stephen King’s “What”
    digital candles
    Alabama State Flower (l)
    Break the Cycle
    Antiquital television
    Indiana, the Cut Up State
    people of colors
    handsome lung
    Seinfeld filmed in LA 
    Yellowhammer
    Kinds of rights
    A nice traveling sales lady
    “Here ya go, hookers.”
    Candace’s second wig
    Eat my mint
    hot like a fawn
    Thanksgiving genocide
    garb
    Business Casz Baby Cupid
    diapey
    four-in-hand
    Depot Day
    So good at shooting.
    too friendly to pinch
    perfectly silent
    the silhouette of a heron
    birds lean over 
    perfectly round, toothed maws
    Butterbirds™
    somebirdy
    how many herons
    swan-oriented crossbows
    National Lanolin Memorial
    easy clean-up
    generating grease as we speak
    bacon goods
    B-boys love it
    Senator Benatar
    teach me how to douggie (sp?)
    the blind especially
    Peaceable Kingdom
    talking like a lion
    Jon Voigtaconda
    What the dino saw
    Frankenbird jobs
    An in at Yankee Candle
    “Come out, come out, ye inked up men and women!”
    45 min

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Big time goofers Taylor Moore (Fortunate Horse) and Anna Drezen (Reductress) have ten ideas and wonderful guests, every week. Here they are.