floating shitties
Skycorn™
Too many mosses!
Pharaohs hate moss!
Every Great Human Endeavor
really sits around the house
adapted to caves
a shrimp cocktail here and there
kokopelli
shitty Pelican
Saved a dog
mew what I mean?
earning Protestantism
Bruce and Jenner
Wonderbread and Lotion
Skateboarder sick
a lot of work goes into a mouse
owl pellets
The good people at CocaCola
real ginger ale
lime pods
hasta bañana
Runts, every time
penny loafers
gelt, gelding, gelder
podiatrist and/or blacksmith
Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer
Blackfoot is real
Chitin
Horsehoecrabshoes
the Royal you
art-ificial legs
to save a lamb
Hai-Alai foot
hilarious mailbox
diabetus
skeuomorph
Amanda Lepore
Cat lady
some sort of beach brand
dubious at best
The Reverse Truman Show
Big Orphan
Sponsored by Delta™ Burke™
barely even a color
call it a window and leave
yellow corn or moonlight
ridin’ the red flume
what Grandma’s losing
a Willy Wonka Moment
little bit pudding’
Jelly Baff
Sharin’ Osbourne
“tip of the hat”
big girl piggy back rides
preemies
Battleslip
the things that Cher is known for
Ski-ball
Poor, poor Rosie Kennedy
Gort
Witch/Warlock
Wiccan/Witch
dressed like a tree
gibbity-gobbity
Big Spell
Elmo understands
suckers for decorum
glutials
taro
what’s your pit run?
impossible objects