Ten Thousand Posts

Ten Thousand Posts

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Ten Thousand Posts episodes

  • The Owen Jonestown Massacre ft. Owen Jones

    This week, we're joined by Owen Jones, a writer, broadcaster and columnist at The Guardian, to talk about why everyone keeps getting mad at his posts, and why he trends once a week on Twitter for the most mundane things. Crucially, we examine what happens when you fully transcend your body and become a symbol in digital space upon which people project all their fears and anxieties onto, and how you can do nothing to stop thins because it's key to how platforms ascertain their fictitious value. 

    We also talk about Pandemic discourses (remember when the maids were hard?), the state of the British media and their obsession with posts, and why, in the heat of an online debate, you should never, ever, show off about your theology PhD and self-published guitar albums. 

    1 hr 6 min
  • [PREVIEW] There Is No Spoon [Part 2] ft. TheymerSophie

    This is a Preview of a bonus episode. You can listen to the full episode at www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 

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    Welcome back to the Ten Thousand Posts Movie Club! Sit back and relax, and remember, if you insist on filming the screen with your phone, *at least* set it to 180px.
    We're joined by Sophie (@Theymersophie), host of the Youtube channel Curio, and  can also be found on the table-top podcasts Rolling With Rainbows and Dice Funk, to talk about the second installment of the Matrix trilogy: The Matrix Reloaded.
    Released in 2003, the Matrix Reloaded had received mixed reviews - with most saying that its storyline was too complex and convoluted. It was mocked by Justin Timberlake and Will Ferrell at the MTV movie awards, and generally was seen as being unable to live up to the reputation of the first. But, in a recent video essay, Sophie and Sarah Zedig argue that not only is this criticism unfair - but the sequels are actually, good! 

    In this episode, we talk about what the Wachowskis were trying to explore in the sequel movies, how Reloaded in particular is a much better exploration of posting and the dynamics of posting than the first, as well as the overt Transness of the franchise. Plus, we talk about Neo as a poster, Agent Smith as a reply guy, and how we would all actually love to live in a gooey pod.

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    You can listen to Sophies speech at the Trans Rights Rally in London here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k5sPji3Y7g

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    You can Donate to the Okra Project, a mutual aid collective that provides support to black trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people, here: https://www.theokraproject.com/

    6 min
  • There Is No Spoon ft. Andrew Law

    Welcome back to the Ten Thousand Posts *Movie Club*! Get your favourite movie theatre snack (may I suggest some refried beans and a tin of Tilapia?), relax and enjoy. 

    This week, we're joined by Andrew Law (@IllyBocean) from the BoontaVista podcast, to talk about the first Matrix movie. Released in 1999, the film is considered a cinematic masterpiece, not least because many of the predictions and thoughts explored by the Wachowski sisters are not only prescient today (we live in a simulacara, am i right, fellas?), but also show aspects of the kind of internet we could have if it wasn't just a playground for Facebook advertising. I want my posts dojo, Zuckerberg! 
    Alongside this, we talk about our favourite parts of the movie, why the film is really all about a gamer who constantly gets tricked by a troll while simping e-girls, and, crucially, why its *completely fine* to bully a child if they are Australian.
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    You can listen to Part 2 of this series, where we talk about the Matrix Reloaded with @theymersophie, on Patreon! Subscribe for $5 at www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast.

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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Devon (@Devon_OnEarth).

     

     

    1 hr 37 min
  • Don't Reply To My Wife! ft. Olga Koch

    We're joined this week by friend of the show Olga Koch (@Rocknrolga) to talk about all the weird reply guys she keeps having to deal with in her DMs, and crucially, why Reply Guys have become more and more unhinged. Have the parasocial boundaries simply become more vague and translucent, or have platforms - which encourage us to *constantly reply* to things, mean that the noble art of being a reply guy has been tarnished by wannabes and imitators, unappreciative of the delicate social boundaries reply guys must navigate in order to retain their posting privileges? Hussein posits a theory about Reply Guys: That, as we are now all reply (and quote tweet) guys, the originals have been forced to innovate the form in bizarre, unexpected and overtly crude ways. 

    We also talk about Flora Gill's "Porn for Children" post, and how it was more powerful and revealing than she knows - and what it illustrates both about hornyposting, and how we talk about sex on the internet more generally, and crucially, all the things we actively choose to be in denial about. 

    1 hr 6 min
  • [PREVIEW] Last QAngleIn Paris (Part 2) ft. Devon

    On this week's bonus episode, we once again enter Da Phrenology Zone to discuss a new poster who is so obsessed by gender that they demand to measure your skull, and crucially, your Eye Gap.  Why is this poster declaring what gender people *really* are based on the shape of bowling balls? We're still not entirely sure - but what is clear is that his logic isn't too far removed from the mainstream British press....

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    This is a preview. To get the full episode, subscribe for as little as $5 a month on patreon at : www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast.
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    To listen to Part 1 of the Phrenology series for free, follow the link here: https://tenthousandposts.podbean.com/e/last-qangle-in-paris-ft-devononearth/

     

    6 min
  • Machine Learning & Growing ft. Richard Seymour

    This week, we're joined by writer, broadcaster and activist Richard Seymour (@leninology) to talk about his book, "The Twittering Machine", which explores why so many people continue to use platforms like Twitter, despite it making them more miserable, angry and afraid. Richard talks to us about the limits of conceiving of social media use as an example of Addiction or psychosis, but similarly, how our use of Twitter might illustrate desires for our own self destruction, an inherent thirst for conflict and violence, and crucially, how neither of these things is necessarily good for the Left in terms of organising and collective action. We also, once again, talk about one Twitter addict who, having taken a break from live-tweeting his beef with Dan Hodges, has come to the support of Britney Spears. 

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    You can purchase Richard's Book here: https://theindigopress.com/product/the-twittering-machine/
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    You can subscribe to Richard's Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/richardseymourwtf
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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Devon (@Devon_OnEarth). Subscribe to us at Patreon for fortnightly bonus content : www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 

    1 hr 16 min
  • Drillico ft. Alan White

    This week, we're joined by journalist and magician Alan White (@Aljwhite), who is the Editor-in-Chief of Politics Home, and the former Lord Justice of Twitter (according to his bio). We discuss the most important issue of our times: Are Clowns a subset of Magician? It's an important question which tackles the conception of 'audience' that underpins the current culture war in the Magic Circle, between old school, guarded Magicians and their younger TikTok friendly counterparts. Hussein also comes out as a CERF, with his own gatekeeping over what constitutes a Clown in the context of the Now You See Me franchise.

    Later, we talk about Andrew Lilico, a once moderately respected British economist who is now mainly known for his weird tweets, that range from whether or not you can marry an Alien in a Catholic church, to his fantastical scenario in which two low-level English cricketers are put on trial for calling the Home Secretary a pedophile on Twitter. Lilico is one of the best examples of Poster's Brain we've seen, and Alan tries to explain why this might be reflective of a broader trend of former think-tank people who, having realised nobody reads their reports or cares what they have to say, have simply decided to be posters instead. 

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    This is a free episode! But if you fancy more bonus content, you can subscribe on Patreon at : www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 
    ----more----In memory of our late friend Dawn Foster, we encourage you to donate to her memorial bench fund, here:
    A Bench In Memory of Dawn Foster: https://www.gofundme.com/f/a-bench-in-memory-of-dawn-foster?utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

    1 hr 11 min
  • [PREVIEW] You Are The Main Character (Part 2) ft. Rachel Connolly

    In the second part of our Main Character series, we talk to writer and critic Rachel Connolly (@RachelConnoll14) about the evolution of "The Main Character", and how social media platforms incentivise us to create Hero and Villain arcs for people we don't actually know, but are convinced cannot and should not ever be redeemed.

    We talk about two recent articles she wrote to explore this phenomenon, including one exploring how and why Film Studios can't stop making villain origin stories that rationalise all their actions, and how this tendency has basically come out of Online Discourse. 
    You can listen to the full episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/you-are-main-2-54023345

     

     

    9 min
  • You Are The Main Character (Part 1)

    This week, Hussein and Phoebe talk about "The Main Character",  and how the current social media economy encourages its users to actively seek out being the central character of an ongoing, tedious dramedy with no discernible plot, character arcs or clear narrative. We read Kyle Chayka's "We All Have Main Character Energy Now" to look at how being the "Main Character" has gone from an involuntary social experience which always ends with you logging off forever, to a desirable state of being, complete with its own aesthetic, brand deals and short-term celebrity.

    We also talk about Andrew Lilico, reading through a post that is so bizarre and incoherent that Hussein's brain breaks live on air. It still needs to be glued back!
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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@Hkesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). Find us on Twitter at @10kpostspod. 
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    We are also on Patreon! For fortnightly bonus content, including bonus series content, subscribe for as little as $5 a month: www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 

    1 hr 5 min
  • How To Park Cars And Alienate People ft. Roisin Kiberd

    This week, we're joined by Roisin Kiberd, journalist and author of 'The Disconnect: A Personal Journey Through the Internet', a collection of essays that examines the dominance of big tech, how platforms have taken over the internet, and how that influences our collective feelings of powerlessness and alienation. Also, a long, deserved consideration of which flavour of Monster energy is the best. 

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    We talk about some of the themes of the book - from the managerialism of "content creation", how the fetishisation of youth in tech has led us to an internet that primarily serves middle-aged, cringey fathers, and how financialisation means that even 'owning' parts of yourself is near impossible online.  We also talk about the viral 'parallel parking' post, in which thousands of people got mad at someone because they parked their car in a busy, congested city. Why is it that the most mundane tweets invite the most anger? The answer might be that we've gone past 'main characters' and onto 'main villains'.
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    You can purchase Roisin's book from Serpent's Tail publishers here: https://serpentstail.com/work/the-disconnect/

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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@Hkesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). You can follow us at twitter.com/10kpostspod.

    You can subscribe for bonus content every fortnight at: www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 

    1 hr 3 min

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Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is a form of posting, and how our lives are a guided by a combination of good and bad posts. It’s hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe…

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