Ten Thousand Posts

Ten Thousand Posts

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Ten Thousand Posts episodes

  • The Talented Mr McAfee ft. Julian Feeld

    This week, we're joined by Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld), co-host of the popular QanonAnonymous podcast, to talk about the legacy of John McAfee, the guy who made his fortune on glitchy anti-virus software and, rather than becoming one kind of bizarre tech guy, decided to become another. In doing so, he was on the run after being accused of murdering a guy over a minor dispute, and evading US authorities after being involved in a cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scheme. During his time on the run, McAfee posted *a lot*. From thinly veiled messages about QAnon, to long diatribes about sucking his own dick and whether you could have consensual sex with a whale, he left this world as a Poster - truly, the death we all deserve. 

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    We also explain to Julian who "Lord Sugar" is, after, unexpectedly, he posted the perfect Tweet, and in so doing, shone a much needed light on the inner violence of old British guys, and the curious habit of keeping a list of guys you'd like to punch stored neatly in your front pocket.

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    Ten Thousand Posts is the show about about everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). For bonus content, subscribe to us on Patreon for as little as $5 a month: www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 

     

    59 min
  • The Chairmen ft. Alana Hope Levinson

    On this week's episode, we're joined by Alana Hope Levinson (@alanalevinson), a writer and media consultant, who was previously the Deputy Editor of MEL magazine.  We talk about the infamous "British Lad Hit With Chair" video, discussing, frame by frame, how it is a contemporary work of unappreciated art, and something that, at a time of oral histories, obsessions with backstories and milkshake ducking, couldn't exist today.----more----

    We also talk about the history of men's magazines, and how they've struggled to conceptualise what a modern 'man' is today, leaving a vacuum that is currently being filled by Joe Rogan and hundreds of other podcasts trying to be Joe Rogan. Why have men's magazines failed in the content economy? And does it explain why so many former Men's Magazine editors in the UK are now just reactionary dipshits on Twitter?

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    Ten Thousand Posts is hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). You can follow us at @10kpostspod. 
    We are also on Patreon! Subscribe for fortnightly bonus episodes at www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 

    1 hr 7 min
  • [PREVIEW] It's Simple: We Invent "The Facebook"

    In this week's *bonus* episode, we return to the 10kposts Picturehouse to gourge on tasteless popcorn, drink heavily watered down Monster energy, and watch the 2010 David Fincher/Aaron Sorkin movie "The Social Network". 

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    We talk about what the film got right about the underlying ideologies of social media platforms, how they were originally designed to be voluntary surveillance machines, and why the film chooses gloss over all of this so it can focus on rich white guys being mean to each other. Plus, we discuss the one-liners that plague the Winklevoss twins' instagram page, how Justin Timberlake is the only character in the film who actually does understand what's going on, and the weirdness of two Armie Hammers on screen. 
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    You can listen to the entire episode by subscribing to our Patreon! Get it at www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast.

    10 min
  • Crowdsurfing Naked In The Pub After The Burnley Equaliser ft. Tom Victor

    This week, Hussein Interviews Tom Victor (@tomvictor), author of ‘What Would Jurgen Klopp Do?’ as well as several good posts. We talk about what "Football Twitter" is exactly, how and why they clog up Twitter's trending pages every Saturday, and, in the absence of Football, operate similarly to other online fandoms - both in promoting their favourite teams, and harassing people.  If you've ever been called a Nonce by an account with the crest of a low-ranked Premier League team or an obscure footballer you don't recognise, this episode might clarify some things.

    We also talk about Jamila Jamil being cast as a Marvel Villain, basically celebrating this show's successful lathing of Joker Jamil - but how will her new role, and subsequent enrolment onto Marvel's fitness bootcamp, go down with the Body Positivity fandom she's cultivated?
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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@Hkesvani), Phoebe (@PrhRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_)
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    We are on Patreon! Subscribe for bonus content at www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast. 

    1 hr 16 min
  • This Is Not My Beautiful Bug!

    This week we have a classic 10k where we talk about some fun posts. We start off with Richard Dawkins being unable to understand Kafka's The Metamorphosis and then go onto Jeanette Winterson getting so mad at the publishing industry and its proximity to home decor that she burnt her own books.

    Finally, we talk about two tweets that, though seemingly different, embody the same logic. How does a tweet thread about a female journalist travelling cross-country to get rejected by a guy embody the same poster's pathway as a guy who tortures his wife with his alarm clock? When you're performing for a vague set of participant observers, it turns out, quite a lot!
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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). Follow us on @10kpostspod on Twitter!
    We also have a Patreon! For bonus content and to support the show, please consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast 

    1 hr 9 min
  • [PREVIEW] The Tragedie Of Dominick Cummings (Part 2) ft James Allen-Robertson

    This week's bonus is with James Allen-Robertson, a researcher on radical technology and cultures. He talks to us about the origins of Online Rationalism, early forums culture, and why so many of the rationalists now seem to only agree on one thing (mandatory phrenology in schools). How has this movement shaped the social web, and how exactly did it lead to a peripheral figure with a blog to become the UK Government's most senior advisor?

    You can get the entire episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/tragedie-of-part-52249353

    15 min
  • The Tragedie of Dominick Cummings [Part 1] ft. Nish Kumar

    In Part 1 of our series on Dominic Cummings, the self-fashioned Svengali and largest government poster's brain, we're joined by friend of the pod(s) and the Home Counties' favourite stand-up comedian, Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar). 

    We discuss the extraordinary moment when this podcast was proven correct - that *everything* is posting - when Dominic Cummings, apparently the government's smartest advisor, openly misinterpreted a very basic meme in Parliament to describe why it was totally ok that thousands of people died due to government corruption and incompetence at the height of the COVID-19 crisis.  
    We also talk about a rare *wholesome* meme, in which beloved Friends actor Matt Le Blanc transformed from an Italian man to an Irish dad, and how he has became the patron saint of Italian Wakanda. 
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    This is PART 1 of our series on Dominic Cummings. You can listen to PART 2, with James Allen-Robertson on Patreon: www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast.
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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). Follow us on Twitter at @10kpostspod. 

    1 hr 9 min
  • You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Brains ft. Sarah Jaffe

    This week, we're joined by labor journalist Sarah Jaffe (@sarahljaffe) to talk about her book Why Work Won't Love You Back, which is out with Hurst Publishers. We talk about how the 2008 financial crisis permanently changed the structure of work, normalising instability and precariousness and creating foundational struggle myths to justify paying people below minimum wage. We also talk about how these confrontations have played out online, in forms ranging from self-fashioned girlboss culture, to low-paid gig economy workers beginning to unionise and demand the very basic levels of dignity. 

    You can buy Sarah's book here, and read the article we reference here. 

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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). For bonus content, subscribe to our patreon for as little as $5 a month: www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast .

    1 hr 15 min
  • Ocean's Elon ft. Miles Klee

    This week we're joined by writer and good poster Miles Klee (@milesklee) to talk about his ongoing war with Elon Musk, and specifically, how Elon stole a meme he made. Turns out, this isn't the only time Elon has stolen a meme! In fact, Musk not only has a basic boomer taste in memes, but he actively leverages it to inflate the value of his stupid companies that keep crashing into walls and blowing up while in mid-air. 

    We also talk about some posts that have emerged during Israel's attack on Gaza, not least from Eve Barlow, a former British music journalist whose politics is entirely based on being disinvited from a Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran after-party in the early 2010's. How has this led to Barlow calling for an Iron Dome for posting, and keeping a list of antisemites which include Dua Lipa, The Weeknd and Rage Against the Machine?
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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is posting. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_). Follow us on Twitter at @10kpostspod. 

    We are also on Patreon! For bonus contentn and to support our show, subscribe for $5 a month at : www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast

     

     

    1 hr 10 min
  • The Gang Does A Coo ft. Alice Avizandum

    Good News! We have done a lucrative business deal with Nate and licensed a limited version of Alice / @AliceAvizandum (Posting Alice)  to come on the show this week, to talk about her infamous International Space Station tweet, and how it united Muslim Twitter and Gender Twitter in getting mad online. A rare combination!

    We also talk about Silvercorp - the self styled mercenary/influencer collective who tried to do a coup in Venezuela but fucked up because they were too busy posting and trying to get Donald Trump's attention. Which leads us to the big question: why do so many militias post in the same way as Multi-Level Marketing scams? 
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    Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how Everything Is Posting and how everyone's a poster. It's hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe (@PRHRoy) and produced by Drew (@Drewtopia_).
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    Follow us on Patreon for bonus content! It helps us produce the show, and make more content about content: www.patreon.com/10kpostspodcast

    1 hr 15 min

About Ten Thousand Posts

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Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is a form of posting, and how our lives are a guided by a combination of good and bad posts. It’s hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe…

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