Ten Thousand Posts

Ten Thousand Posts

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Ten Thousand Posts episodes

  • Fully Automated Luxury Nickelback (ft. Ryan Broderick / @Broderick)

    Since Joe Biden is now president and Brunch is no longer illegal, Phoebe is away this week having poached eggs, avocados and sourdough toast with frosty mimosas in honour of Queen Kamala. Meanwhile, in a desolate corner of south London, Hussein sits down with friend of the show Ryan Broderick, who writes the Garbage Day newsletter and hosts The Content Mines podcast, to dissect what #content might become now that Trump is no longer on the platform. Will we return to the 2014 era of Avengers memes, Cat gifs and Girlboss discourse? Or, will online content continue to decay as platforms consolidate and commodify it further? You can probably guess the view of the pod, but Ryan reminds us that there is some light at the end of the tunnel/Austrian basement.

    We also talk about Macklemore's oddly self-aware freestyle, and why Sense8 actually makes The Matrix, and by extension, the concept of technology it presents, make more sense.

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    You can follow Ryan on Twitter @Broderick, or subscribe to his very good newsletter, Garbage Day, here: https://www.garbageday.email/

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    Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://bailproject.org/?form=donate

    ----more----We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction.

    If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate

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    Follow us on Twitter @10kpostspod. You can follow Hussein at @HKesvani, Phoebe at @Phoebe_Rosa_Holly and producer Drew at @mydrewd.

    1 hr 12 min
  • Wanna Know How I Got These Beans?

    After a long Christmas and New Years seeing through the last chaotic posts of 2020, we have entered a new year of posting- and it hasn't disappointed. In this episode, we talk about what the "Beans Dad" discourse hitting the mainstream news tells us about the future of 'viral content' and the end of niche, subcultural posting formats. And then we talk about some special posts of the first week of January, including Azalea Banks digging up her dead cat and making it into soup, and the Scottish radio DJ who thinks that string, and by extension, curves, are too sexy and should be banned (I agree!). All of which is to say, 2021 is already shaping up to be an extraordinary year for posting.

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    Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://bailproject.org/?form=donate

    ----more----We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate

    1 hr 19 min
  • Y'all Aren't Ready For This Conversation: The Posts of 2020 ft. Brandy Jensen

    Happy New Year! To round off this bizarre year of snitch tagging, simping and surveillance, we talk about (some of) the top discourses of 2020, with our friend (and person we sort of coerced onto the pod) online hero Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen). 

    ----more----In this episode, we talk about Dan Hodges somehow getting a gun, and we go over some 2020 favourites, including whether Necrophillia / Incest is technically wrong, whether you should be cancelled for talking shit about worms online, and whether wanting a Himbo boyfriend who makes you great dinners is, in fact, violence.  There are frequent returns to the ultimate patron of the show, Lord Bafomet. 

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    Thank you all for listening to our dumb pod show this year! It was born out of a weird lockdown fever dream, and it's amazing to see how much people can and have resonated with the pod, and the culture of posting by and large.  Please do get in touch if you have any ideas of posts we should talk about, or if there's anything you've seen or read that's interesting enough to break our brains. Looking forward to posting more in 2021!

    ----more----@HKesvani
    @Phoebe_Rosa_Holly
    @10kpostspod 

    1 hr 24 min
  • Das Fapital: A Cummunist Christmas (ft merritt k)

    It's Christmas! Although this was recorded at a time when we thought you could hang out with your racist uncle, sadly you'll just have to Zoom him instead.

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    In this episode, we got our friend merritt k (@merrittk), the President of Podcasts at Fanbyte, to join us in the poster's gallery to dissect a modern work of British art - the picture of Nigel Farage, sadly sipping from a lozenge glass while watching the Queen's speech from a screen he keeps on top of his microwave. The picture is in low-resolution, which adds to the bleakness. 
    ----more----Then, after merritt teaches us about British culture, we discuss one of 2020's best posts - and a sign of our accelerated times - a tweet posted by a "communist gun girl" asking whether, under communism, sex could be considered a form of Mutual Aid. Is this an evolution of discourse, or has endless quarantine made posts discourse hyper mutate? 
    ----more----Follow us @10kpostspod on Twitter. You can follow Hussein at @HKesvani and Phoebe on Instagram at @Phoebe_Rosa_Holly.

    1 hr 16 min
  • The Doctor Will See You Now

    On this week's show, Hussein sits on the therapy couch and explains why he posts bad tweets. Or, more specifically, how a joke tweet about being a mischievous doctor ended up with him being reported to Interpol, and causing a minor crisis in one of London's busiest hospitals.

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    We talk about why service worker joke tweets always seem to make people mad online, and what that says about the diminishing of public space, as well as the intense paranoia that manifests online, leading to people becoming volunteer cops, or schoolchildren who can't help but tell on people to Miss. 
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    @10kpostsPod
    @Hkesvani
    @Phoebe_Rosa_Holly 

    1 hr 38 min
  • Bathing in e-girls (ft. @PraxisCast)

    In this episode, we hang out with our good friend Rob from Podcasting is Praxis (@PraxisCast) to talk about the 2006 Lifetime Movie "CyberSeduction: His Secret Life", a movie about a guy who simps hard for a local e-girl and keeps watching porn with his bedroom door wide open. It's a pretty dated movie, but, as with many movies, it says a lot about society.

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    We also talk about a former crack addict who found Twitter to be harder to detox from, and, while recording, we realise that there's a guy in Namibia who would rather you call him by his full name : Adolf Hitler Uunona. 

    ----more----@Hkesvani // @Phoebe_Rosa_Holly// @10kpostspod

     

    1 hr 40 min
  • Rooney Tunes

    THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED LAST MONTH so it is a little dated, but, like all discourse, always relevant.

    ----more----In this episode, we talk about "...It's Rebecca Vardy's Account", a meme that was born out of the digital sleuthing of Coleen Rooney, who found out that her fellow Football WAG, Rebecca Vardy, [allegedly] had been giving stories about her private life to the media [allegedly! allegedly!]. Phoebe explains to Hussein the cultural context of Football WAGs and why the UK is so fascinated by them, and by extension, celebrities who are celebrities, simply because they are celebrities. 
    ----more----We also talk about some Ukraine drama, and check in with friend of the show Laurence Fox.
    ----more----@HKesvani // @ Phoebe_Rosa_holly // @10kpostspod

    1 hr 34 min
  • Last QAngle in Paris (ft. @Devon_onearth)

    DISCLAIMER: This was recorded before the 2020 election , we did not just memory hole the last two weeks.

    ----more----In this episode we talk to our friend Devon (@devon_onearth) who you may have seen on the Trashfuture stream known as Da Youtube Zone. 
    ----more----In this episode, we ask Devon to explain what the Twitter phenomenon of QAngle is, and to explain the broader conspiracies that underpin TERF posting, including, it seems, an unwavering belief that every celebrity you know is part of a cult that worships Baphomet.  We also talk about Jeffrey Toobin jacking it during a New Yorker Zoom meeting, and why we should retire the term "Dudes Rock" (or at least limit it to once or twice a week)

    1 hr 28 min
  • POSTUS 2 :ELECTRIC COOGALOO ft. Alex Ptak (@Ptakjokes)

    In the second episode of our Trump series, we explore some of President Donald Trump's greatest Twitter auto and micro-fictions, with our friend Alex Ptak, who you might know from Pod Damn America and Ballin' Out Super. 

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    We visit the secret Mausoleum of Trump Tweets to discuss, analyse and marvel at the greatest poster, not just of our time, but of all time. From his thoughts on schlongs to his deep seeded hatred of Smokey the Bear, we try to distill the Trump posting methodology and just how it penetrated all of our brains.

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    We also talk about a certain "coo" happening in Saudi Arabia, whether Fireman Sam is an op, and the weirdest movie of Robert Pattinson's career. 

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    @HKesvani //

    @Phoebe_Rosa_Holly//
    @10kpostspod//

    1 hr 22 min
  • POSTUS Part 1

    A sad day here at the 10kpostspod HQ, as we watch the US election, and see the demise of the world's best poster, thanks to the social justice left. We talk about the election results, but more importantly, we use a recent BBC Documentary, "Trump in Tweets", to try understand why @RealDonaldTrump isn't just a great poster, but a truly innovative poster, who has done more for literature than anyone who has ever done an MFA or been shortlisted for the Booker Prize. 

    We also talk about Poster's Circumcisions, the complex dualism of the Poster-Fact checker relationship, and whether Neo Nazis can also be Himbos.

    1 hr 27 min

About Ten Thousand Posts

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Ten Thousand Posts is a show about how everything is a form of posting, and how our lives are a guided by a combination of good and bad posts. It’s hosted by Hussein (@HKesvani), Phoebe…

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