Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps winning the Canadian Championship for the second year in a row, preview FC Cincinnati, Messi to Inter Miami, European transfers and rumours surrounding Chelsea and Tottenham and more!

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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps 3-1 loss to St. Louis SC, 6-2 win over Houston Dynamo, preview Sporting Kansas City and CF Montreal in the Can Champ Final, Canada Soccer financial transparency, what is next for Chelsea and Tottenham, Luton Town being promoted to the Premier League and more!

2:53- Whitecaps lose 3-1 to St. Louis SC
6:56- Whitecaps beat Houston Dynamo 6-2
30:00- Sporting KC next
33:37- CanChamp Final vs CF Montreal preview
37:32- The Athletic posts article on the dysfunction of Toronto FC
41:14- New rules of financial transparency put on Canada Soccer
44:22- Chelsea's nightmare season ends, what's next for them, Mount agrees personal terms with Man United, transfer targets
55:58- What is next for Tottenham? Kane staying next season?, Moura and Lloris leaving manager and sporting director conundrum 
1:03:32- Everton survive relegation but Leicester City go down with Leeds United and Southampton
1:07:27- Luton Town promoted to the Premier League
1:09:56- Sevilla wins the Europa League again, Jose Mourinho calls Anthony Taylor a f***ing disgrace
1:14:54- Looking ahead to the Champions League Final and the FA Cup Final





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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps wins over Seattle and Pacific, preview St. Louis SC, the ongoing Mason Mount situation, Tottenham's continued managerial conundrum, Larin scoring for Real Vallodid, Vinicius JR being racially abused and how racism is still a problem in football and more!

Timestamps: 

2:44- Whitecaps beat Sounders 2-0
13:13- Whitecaps advance to CanChamp Final with 3-0 win over Pacific and Ali Ahmed's horrific injury
32:05- St. Louis SC next
37:23- Chelsea lose to Man City's C team, Mason Mount likely to leave? Off field issues, Ashley Lawrence to join women's team from PSG
51:20- Tottenham lose Brentford, their manager conundrum continues
1:00:16- Man City win the Premier League again, Pep Guardiola's incredible record as a manager
1:02:37- Brighton clinch a Europa League spot for the first time in their history
1:06:46- Newcastle United clinch a Champions League spot
1:08:52- English Championship playoff final is between Luton Town and Coventry City this Saturday
1:10:34- Borussia Dortmund have a chance to win the Bundesliga, Alphonso Davies wins Bundesliga left back of the year
1:13:36- Cyle Larin scores against Barcelona to keep Real Vallodid alive in relegation battle
1:15:28- Vinicius JR racially abused by Valencia, gets red card, later rescinded, the aftermath








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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps losses to Portland and Dallas, preview the Seattle Sounders, MLS player salaries, roast the 2026 World Cup logo, Pochettino being named the new Chelsea manager, Spurs needing a sporting director and manager and more!

TIMESTAMPS:

2:34- Whitecaps lose to Portland and FC Dallas
16:40- Previewing Seattle
22:11- Whitecaps Girls Elite Academy win FIFA Youth Cup
24:02- MLS Player salary guide released, looking at Whitecaps players' salaries
31:00- CONCACAF Club rankings for 2023
36:40- TSN's Rick Westhead reports Canadian Government's involvement in CanMNT's cancelled game vs Iran last year
41:54- Charmaine Crooks testifies again before Standing Committee on Canadian Heritage
44:50- The 2026 World Cup logo is revealed...it's terrible
48:04- Chelsea draw 2-2 to Nottingham Forest, Mauricio Pochettino is the new manager, Thiago Silva says he wants "to be blue for the rest of his life"
1:00:12- Tottenham lose to Aston Villa 2-1, they need a new sporting director and manager, player news
1:10:55- Davies to Real Madrid or Man City rumours heat up but Bayern Munich want to extend his contract
1:12:48- Arsenal have bottled the Premier League title
1:14:42- Ajax and Gronigen game suspended due to fans throwing flares
1:15:44- Ivan Toney banned eight months and fined over 50K for 232 betting breaches
1:18:00- Cardiff sues Nantes for 100 million pounds over death of Emiliano Sala
1:19:25- Jurgen Klopp banned two games over Spurs comments







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 Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps winning against Minnesota Utd and York Utd, talk about Pacific vs TSS Rovers in the Canadian Championship, Chelsea finally winning a game, Tottenham beating Crystal Palace, Champions League Semis first legs and more!

2:44- Whitecaps beat Minnesota United 3-2, Portland Timbers next
17:00- Whitecaps beat York United 4-1, Pacific FC in Can Champ semis next
28:00- CF Montreal beat Toronto FC 2-1, Toronto fans fight Montreal fans and throw megaphones, what is wrong with TFC this season
36:29- Montreal to face Forge in semis, they beat Atletico Ottawa on penalties
38:34- Pacific FC beat TSS Rovers 2-0
43:45- Charmaine Crooks named Canada Soccer president, Project 8 approved
46:28- Chelsea beat Bournemouth 3-1, potential player departures, Pocchettino hire imminent?
59:23- Tottenham beat Crystal Palace 1-0, Harry Kane is now the PL's second all time leading scorer, Lloris to Saudi Arabia?  Nagelsmann to Spurs still happening? Who will be the next Sporting Director?
1:06:29- Man City vs Real Madrid first leg and AC Milan vs Inter Milan first leg
1:10:19- Busquets leaving Barcelona after 18 years
1:12:06- Mourinho to PSG?
1:14:08- Sheffield Utd promoted to Premier League, Championship playoffs and all the other teams that got promoted and relegated in the lower English football tiers
1:19:37- Messi to Saudi Arabia or back to Barcelona?




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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps draw against Colorado, preview the game against Minnesota, Canada Soccer elections, Chelsea continuing to be terrible, Tottenham's wild week, Tajon Buchanan potentially joining Inter Miami, Infantino threatening to blackout the Women's World Cup, Ronaldo being the highest paid athlete according to Forbes and Jude Bellingham being linked to Real Madrid




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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps trading Cristian Dajome to DC United, preview Colorado Rapids, Vancouver FC's first ever win and Shaan Hundal's comments, the Project8 Women's league expands to Toronto, the dumpster fires that are Chelsea and Tottenham, Wrexham being promoted to League 2 and more!

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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps draw in Austin, CanMNT Gold Cup schedule, CPL action, Chelsea's shambolic state, Tottenham's mess, Wrexham being close to promotion and more!

2:34- Whitecaps draw to Austin 0-0
13:22- Is this the real Whitecaps?
23:58- Vancouver FC lose first CPL match to Pacific 1-0
26:41- PLSQ now known as League 1 Quebec
28:21- Canadian Championship is underway
31:22- Gold Cup groups and schedule announced
35:10- The shambolic state of Chelsea
55:45- Tottenham lose to Bournemouth 3-2, next manager rumours, Harry Kane to PSG?
1:07:59- Wrexham one win away from being promoted to League 2
1:13:48- Alphonso Davies to Man City or Real Madrid?
1:17:14- Sadio Mane punches Leroy Sane in the dressing room after Bayern Munich's first leg defeat to Man City


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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps' win over Portland, crashing out of the CCL against LAFC, preview Austin FC, CanWNT's loss to France, Chelsea's woes continuing, Tottenham's lucky win. Man City beating Bayern 3-0, safety at Dutch League games and Robertson being elbowed by the linesman after the Liverpool vs Arsenal game.


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Joshua and Nathan talk about the Whitecaps beating CF Montreal 5-0 and losing to LAFC 3-0 in the CCL. They also preview the Portland Timbers, talk about Manneh signing with CPL, the NWSL expanding to the Bay Area, Chelsea sacking Graham Potter, Tottenham's stuggles continuing and more!