Folks, sorry we've been absent! please enjoy the episode, and happy thanksgiving

John and Todd discuss the correct amount of beer for lunch, the Harris/Walz strategy and its shortcomings, Trump at McDonald's, the shocking number of October surprises, consumer psychedelics and their availability, and the megapastor Kenneth Copeland's rants against lesbian demon spirits. Keep beeping, nerds

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Chris and John discuss the oddities of small town life, the hack against The Internet Archive, the career arcs of various comedians that ended in sitcoms, Gen Z bullshit detection, feastables, and the ever-growing trend of being horny for technology that you don't understand and can't use.

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The gang is all here [after a brief delay] to discuss the aftermath of the hurricane, the chemical plant fire, fracking, meme trends, fort bragg, and starseeds. It's a banger.

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Chris and John manage to spend the entire hour talking about the Eric Adams indictment and marvelling at how cheaply and easily one can secure the goodwill of one of the most powerful mayors in the world. We also cover a judge that took a different route out of corruption charges, and the arrest of Ryan Routh's son.

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Chris, Todd, and John look over the second Trump shooter, the pager explosions, threats against supreme court justices, mysterious packages received by election officials, terror tips called in to squash fantasy football beef, a convicted CIA agent sex criminal, and Todd's delicious tomato sauce.

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Chris, Todd, and John discuss the nature of jam-bandery, The Raid: Redemption, Linkin Park, Scientology, the debate, right wing pro-russia grifts, and a potential 9 hour video essay about Beck.

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John, Todd and Chris discuss the death of Hvaldimir, the possible spy whale, the death of twitter in brazil, Pavel Durov of Telegram getting arrested in france, the relative safety of helicopters and powered paragliders, oregon making drugs illegal again shortly after it decriminalized them, and John Stamos' early brush with scientology

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Chris, Todd, and John discuss RFJ Jr dropping out and endorsing Trump, the DNC, the billionaire killed by the weather, Andrew Tate, highly unconvincing meth watermelons, Matthew Perry's doctor returning to work, some fresh Fort Bragg/Liberty news, and hear tell of the bougiest weed experience a member of the pod has ever had.

Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the declining rate of interest in burning man, self-driving cars causing mayhem in San Francisco, Kanye's sus dentist, Matthew Perry's ketamine overdose, surprising places you might find meth, Kim Dotcom's extradition to the US, and much more.

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