The whole gang discusses the drugs you can hide in protein powder, shaun king's conversion to islam, the death of a rich lady in a tesla, how YOU can stay up to date on tesla fires, and the boeing whistleblower's mysterious demise.

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Bryn, Chris, and John ramble about beauty standards, language, the stages of capitalism, china's effects on the US, shrimp and grits, and the metalcore guy that tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife.

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The gang discusses the army banning FOIA requests on special forces, horny airman who tried to get laid with state secrets, drugs in the white house, the spy balloon sequel, and a joint russian-chinese lunar nuclear project

The gang's all here to discuss Zuck's sword, candy machines stealing facial data, Bryn's pun deficiency, the drug olympics, ersatz wonka event in glasgow, and dosing your bassist to steal his girlfriend

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The whole gang's here to discuss the cell service outage, growing beef in rice grains, chat bots, depp and bin salman's budding bromance, and much more.

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Chris, Todd, and John discuss T-Pain writing country hits, Khomeini's ban from FB and insta, the theft of a 200ft radio tower, and our preferred hand smells.

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John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thinks the answer is to sanction china and mexico), some insane AI-generated product pages on amazon, and ebay's punishment for a long harassment campaign they waged against a newsletter

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