it's a boys ep, folks. we drink brewskies and opine about what stupid and hellish outcome will occur in the upcoming election.

i smoked so hard, and got so high... but in the end, it doesn't even matter

which is the real most dangerous game: lawn darts, or getting shit dumped on you by the dave matthews tour bus? find out now!

*bane voice* no one cared who I was until I smoked the mid. that's from this episode, think how many good bits like that you'll miss out on if you don't listen

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the mids were really hitting on this one, folks. we had a great time, hope you do too.

osmosis jones is gonna arrest Trump

this one's basically just wall-to-wall schadenfreude and some theorizing about what Trump dying could do to our collapsing empire. we had a blast, hope you do too, especially if Trump is dead by the time you listen!

New York Times, what are you hiding? Let us see all of Trump's tax returns.