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*hagrid voice* yer a wizard, RBG

put down the phone, pick up a rock, eat banana, and return to monke.

Osama would have absolutely rocked Bush in the paint with a monster dunk.

Shoutout to an incredible goat, I heard after eating all that cop's paperwork he started walking to washington DC to eat the constitution.

come for the italian jokes, stay for the long discussion about how corporations co-opt the language of wokeness

we talk about the NBA strike for a while, and also read one of the most deeply horrifying op-eds humanity has ever produced.

what about jean-paul fartre, and he's always asking camus to pull his finger?

we should start calling hot dogs "hogs", i think 

outro: https://youtu.be/I1PEHx-EZg0

thanks so much for listening! 

morty I, I turned myself into an episode of popular weed-themed communist pod beep beep lettuce; I'M PODCAST RIIIIIICK!