Texas Podcast Massacre

Join the TPM crew as they quietly whisper a debate question to newcomer Kendall and hunker down in their new mattress-covered studio to review 2018's 'A Quiet Place'

Making out with wolf heads. Coffee mug bongs. Inappropriate betting pools. Mermen.

Cabin in the Woods follows five teenagers as they take an innocent trip to a remote cabin on a college break. At the same time, they are being monitored by some sort of organization that is trying to manipulate their behavior for mysterious motives. The brainchild of Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon, this meta-horror movie breathed fresh life into the horror genre at the time and remains an instant classic today.

Join the TPM crew as they debate the weakest scary creature to survive against and get trapped in the podcast studio until they sacrifice their time reviewing 2012's 'Cabin in the Woods'.

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (01:49): Best creature to survive against
• Movie Review (17:00): Cabin in the Woods (2012)
• What Would You Do Differently? (49:41)
• Awards (52:29)
• Final Cut (54:42): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

Join the TPM crew as they debate the weakest scary creature to survive against and get trapped in the podcast studio until they sacrifice their time reviewing 2012's 'Cabin in the Woods'.

For-profit healthcare. Lax background checks. iPhone video filters. Shady shivs.

Steven Soderbergh's 'Unsane' is his first foray into horror films and he debuts with a (camera flash) bang. Made for only a little over $1 million, Soderbergh makes a big movie with a little camera by letting actress Claire Foy (The Crown) take over the film with a varied and tense performance. The acting shines in the film and the story is engaging and doesn't let up.

Join the TPM crew as we debate the merits of iPhone filmmaking and voluntarily commit ourselves to the podcast studio to discuss new released Unsane.

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (01:53): The merits of iPhone filming
• Movie Review (10:42): Unsane (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (50:36)
• What's the sequel? (56:26)
• Final Cut (01:00:51): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

Join the TPM crew as we debate the merits of iPhone filmmaking and voluntarily commit ourselves to the podcast studio to discuss new released Unsane.

Worst marines ever. A character named 'Books'. Nazi space scientists. Leprechaun gonorrhea.

Whenever a horror franchise runs out of ideas you might as well send the villain to space. The one thing going for the Leprechaun franchise is that it is the Neil Armstrong of going to space where Friday the 13th is the Buzz Aldrin. Leprechaun 4 continues the series with a straight-to-VHS entry that inexplicably sends Warwick Davis to space for reasons. With this stellar representation of Irish culture, happy St. Patrick's Day!

Join the TPM crew as they kidnap unsuspecting victim Tom and force him to watch 1997's dubious ode to science fiction 'Leprechaun 4: In Space'.

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (10:28): Where do you hide your gold?
• Movie Review (17:57): Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:05:07)
• Awards (01:07:15)
• Final Cut (01:10:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

Join the TPM crew as they kidnap unsuspecting victim Tom and force him to watch 1997's dubious ode to science fiction 'Leprechaun 4: In Space'.

Mobile homes. Questionable parenting. American trucks. Mask work.

'The Strangers: Prey at Night' is the sequel to 2008's 'The Strangers' which featured Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. Loosely tied to the original, the three masked killers are now tormenting a family who is staying in an abandoned mobile home park on their way to their daughter's boarding school. If you're looking for more story, there's not much more than that - other than the killers toy with the family for unknown reasons.

Join the TPM crew as they troll the mobile podcast homestead with first time unsuspecting victim Anthony. After trying to escape in a passing truck they're forced to discuss the disappointing 'The Strangers: Prey at Night'.

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (03:50): Your best mask for 'The Strangers'
• Movie Review (10:32): Strangers 2: Prey at Night (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (42:33)
• Awards (48:22)
• Final Cut (52:04): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

Join the TPM crew as they troll the mobile podcast homestead with first time unsuspecting victim Anthony. After trying to escape in a passing truck they're forced to discuss the disappointing 'The Strangers: Prey at Night'.

Ill-advised hypnosis. Casual racism. Overt racism. T-S-motherfucking-A.

2017's Get Out is one of most refreshing horror movies in years. Nodding to horror's past while moving the genre forward, aping iconic films but setting trends in its own right and finally getting the Academy to nominate a horror movie for Best Picture - Get Out is truly an instant classic. Starting a huge run for horror releases in 2017, Get Out released in February with moderate fanfare and turned into one of the most profitable movies of all time, making over $250 million dollars worldwide on a budget of $5 million.

To top it all off, this massive hit was the directorial debut of well-known comedian Jordan Peele. Peele was best known for being one half of the sketch comedy duo Key & Peele (big up Children's Hospital too!), but now is an extremely sought-after director and producer. Peele is lending his talents to a Twilight Zone tv revival, another TV show with 'Lovecraft' literally in its title and numerous rumored movies.

Join the TPM crew as they literally podcast from the suburbs for the first time. After regaling each other with terrible in-law stories the crew roots on Get Out for its 4 Oscar nominations (suck it Phantom Thread).

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (02:46): Worst meeting the parents scenario
• Movie Review (14:42): Get Out (2017)
• What Would You Do Differently? (49:22)
• Awards (53:29)
• Final Cut (57:24): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.