Texas Podcast Massacre

Join the TPM crew as they literally podcast from the suburbs for the first time. After regaling each other with terrible in-law stories the crew roots on Get Out for its 4 Oscar nominations (suck it Phantom Thread).

Shitty teens. Shitty dumpster diving. Shitty Chinese demons. Shitty time travel.

2017's Wish Upon is the ultimate in mediocre teen horror films. The movie tries to build upon the foundation of better teen horror classics like The Craft and the Final Destination franchise but its wish never quite gets fulfilled. Not even former teen icon Ryan Philippe can make you stop wishing for your time back on this one.

Join the TPM crew as they wish for 90 minutes of their lives back and try to find anything redeemable about the off-brand Final Destination plot of 'Wish Upon'.

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (03:16): What wish would you make?
• Movie Review (09:03): Wish Upon (2017)
• What Would You Do Differently? (46:18)
• Awards (52:00)
• Final Cut (55:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

Join the TPM crew as they wish for 90 minutes of their lives back and try to find anything redeemable about the off brand Final Destination plot of 'Wish Upon'.

The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news you need to know from the past week, play some games and give streaming recommendations that you should be watching.

Topics Discussed for 02/20/2018

• Wicker Man-themed roller coaster
• Sharknado 6 includes time travel
• Robert Englund stars in Nightworld
• The Ritual out on Netflix
• Santa Clarita Diet season 2
• Go watch the Ocean's heist movies
• And More!!!

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news you need to know from the past week, play some games and give streaming recommendations that you should be watching.

Topics Discussed for 02/20/2018:

- Wicker Man-themed roller coaster

- Sharknado 6 includes time travel

- Robert Englund stars in Nightworld

- The Ritual out on Netflix

- Santa Clarita Diet season 2

- Go watch the Ocean's heist movies

- And More!!!

Come check us out at texaspodcastmassacre.com and tweet us @TXPodMassacre

Sketchy waste disposal practices. Rapid evolution. Gross Johns. Extremely overt messaging.

The Suckling is an extremely low-budget creature feature from 1990. Now available on Amazon Prime Video, this film redefines the term 'pro-life' and makes one wonder why this movie was allowed to be given birth.

Join the TPM crew as they enter the shady, back-alley podcast studio to discuss the premature birth of 1990's terrible horror flick 'The Suckling'.

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (02:20): What makes a 'bad good' movie
• Movie Review (13:48): The Suckling (1990)
• What Would You Do Differently? (51:00)
• Awards (53:01)
• Final Cut (55:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

Join the TPM crew as they enter the shady, back-alley podcast studio to discuss the premature birth of 1990's terrible horror flick 'The Suckling'.

The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news you need to know from the past week, play some games and give streaming recommendations that you should be watching.

Topics Discussed for 02/13/2018

• Why 2018 will be a bad horror year
• Why 2018 will be a good horror year
• Previewing 2019 horror movies
• Friday the 13th game single player content
• 'Venom movie casting wishes
• And More!!!

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news you need to know from the past week, play some games and give streaming recommendations that you should be watching.

Topics Discussed for 02/13/2018

- Why 2018 will be a bad horror year

- Why 2018 will be a good horror year

- Previewing 2019 horror movies

- Friday the 13th game single player content

- Venom movie casting wishes

- And More!!!

Come check us out at texaspodcastmassacre.com and tweet us @TXPodMassacre

Shafts. Dark holes. Moosehead beer. Foreshadowing heart tattoos.

1981's My Bloody Valentine is the cult classic coal mine slasher movie. Originally rated X, this gory small town massacre happens on the 20th anniversary of a mining disaster and subsequent revenge by the lone survivor. The killer Harry Warden seemingly returns to Valentine Bluff when the town decides to finally have a Valentine's Day dance after all these years.

Join the TPM crew as they travel down into the mine for a horror villain trivia game. Once they get trapped they decide who to eat first while reviewing the 1981 cult classic 'My Bloody Valentine'.

Show Segments:

• Mitch's Revenge (03:00): Horror Valentine's Card Trivia
• Movie Review (19:40): My Bloody Valentine (1981)
• What Would You Do Differently? (52:44)
• Awards (58:18)
• Final Cut (01:01:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.