This one is very low-key | Calling everyone asking how they felt about 2018 | Left Ben a fun voicemail since he didn't answer the phone

LSD vs. Acid | Trashing the classics | Car guys and Horse girls | Everyone forgot how to be racist | Good friends lie to each other | Snooty telepaths

Sexy Mr. Clean | Disney should burn | The Artemis Fowl movie will disappoint | How to avoid Cholera by not being poor | The Cow Czar

You can't leave | Black Friday Deaths | Seals with knives | Elevator encounters | Beaver is no longer a euphemism | Therese's medical corner | Sean Connery has given up

Time travel and Sasquatch killing in Red Dead Redemption | Roasting a Finnish girl | Jared participates in an MMA gym rivalry | Where do the Salt Lake homeless go? | The foolproof way to clone dinosaurs

The first solo show! | Hospital recap | Liberty's Kids | California tries to fix Daylight Savings | Calling a 'How's my Driving' number | Drink water | Star Trek Philosophy

Lottery money breaks brains | How to eat raw meat | Silverback Gorilla music | Revisiting Harambe | Jean talk | The proper way to upload your consciousness

Jared navigates women | Hyping up Sleep No More | Cirque du Soleil changes lives | There's a right and wrong kind of bald | Useful tire burning | Another explanation for Benjamin Franklin's bizarre behavior

Andrew returns! | Abraham Lincoln fights | Kirstie answers our King Tut questions | Who are the real baby killers? | Firework architecture

Timeshare Investigations | DST Update | Inverse Jesus | How to Serve papers | Where are the real disasters? | Andrew updates