Cartoon life signs | How Rene decides to buy alcohol | Ketamine's cousin | Demon frog nightmares | Gradeschool Grudges | Popcorn tree copyright problems | The daylight change is upon us

Blood benefits of marriage | Jared as TV's Frank | Cat Roll'd | Taxidermy suggestions | Vocal training from an ex Linkin Park member | New types of meat | Rene's amygdala leprechaun | Jared the baby clairvoyant

Quickest time to lose a sponsor | Lame snow | Surprise phone guest | More efficient caffeine | Non-organized crime | Animal transformation choices | Jared's kid blood army

Cyanide and arsenic in your foods | The physical deterioration has begun | Lesbos reviews | Jared plans his swim to Japan | Smoke bombs | Peppa pig

Crowning the Pope | Scientology reviews | Mars House | Quirky space pregnancy | Partial investigation of Cyborg Industries | Telltale signs of a silly podcast

Make your own comedy, it's better than what exists | Don't trust your friends, they will harvest your organs | At-home cauliflower ear treatment | How much money is one year of your life worth? | Fighting crime, saving government money | The best way to burn yourself

Marrying an orphan has its benefits | Backyard rituals | A warrior born without most major body parts | Drugs add character depth | Tricking people into listening to our show

Marriage-bound fistfights | Feed garbage to Big Brother | One man race war | Various Meisters | Jared cons his way onto JRE | Drugs in Japan | Tom Cruise is a jerk | Planning an Internet plague

Early dinosaur discoveries | What happens to the sub-par medical students | We get hired by WebMD | Smoke jumpers are liars | Jerry and Rob have a job | Jared's physical therapist is a ghost | Steak mishaps | Blue whales as a unit of measurement

Cathedral echo rediscovered | Anti-hype strategies | 4 cents per episode | Giraffes aren't real, among other animals | Fraud with coin rolls | We must reject all of Benjamin Franklin's inventions