Caffeine overdose | Protecting the blind from alligators | Adventures in mistranslation | Dark Web instructions | Getting caught up on the latest rap beef | A conversation about conversations

What goes in your prison wallet? | Burning Man resume opportunities | Hulk Hogan leg-drops Gawker retold | How to get out of jury duty

Bodies shouldn't make rocks | A developing lasagna conundrum | Jared's alphabet cult | Rene is a Low-key conspiracy theorist | Decorating cubicles to avoid depression | How language actually works | Tactical kitchen appliances

Youtube vs. Pornhub | How many tums can you eat? | The carnivore diet is a bad idea | Blender lasers | Normal Lasers | Jared needs new clothes

Birthday show part 2 | Dinosaur super powers | Rene might be the unabomber | The show is all in your mind | Dick Talk | Do you remember floam? | Accidental Peter Pan costume | Jared gets Beatles educated

A birthday show, so lots of drinking | Space vodka | Punching kindergarteners | Ouija board shenanigans | Ashes record update | Larry King steals souls | Calling Korea

Jared's open office | The unknown capital of Ontario | Vegas tales | The Vegas Conspiracy | Live wiretapping | Communists can't eat things in bowls right | Fu manchu vs handlebar | Re-emailing the ashes-to-records service

Do we believe Ripley? | The babadook is a terrible mascot choice | Graduations are dumb | French creole club | North Korea vs Zombies

We found the robot uprising soundtrack | Copyrighting the show | Desecrating Ben Franklin's grave | Let's get spiritual | Soulism | WoW personality types | Klingon interpreters in hospitals

Learning how to kill flies | Drinking to the death of a bit | The 2nd crucifixion | The secret codeword to end Google | The unrealized potential of Hitler | The stores are listening