Ads are in the air | Fun Y2K-esque future pranks | We clarify Instagrams stance on butts | Yoko Bashing

Fart-dabs will be our mark in history | Jared prepares to be the second candidate for a head transplant with Terry Crews | Natalie Portman should really explore her rap career more | A classic airport story | Worst Injuries | Suge Knight is going to be our first celebrity guest

We upgrade Capture The Flag for adults, celery and carrots are bullshit, and when ants invade, a brave few fight back.

It's our WW3/Easter special! Rainbow Gathering is coming back to town, food naming conventions, and Shia LaBeouf was the mastermind cannibal all along.

Rene and Kirstie are married, we make some phone calls, tannin's are confirmed to be dumb, and we discuss dreamcatcher repair.

We figure out what came first, benihana or the railroad, are we ready for the responsibility of lightsabers, and we question the purpose of roundabouts.

We try to figure out what dabbing is really all about, try to bring back some colorful words that have fallen out of fashion, and our secretary Janice makes an appearance.

Andrew makes a surprise reappearance, Shia LaBeouf gets an installment in the meme wars, and we re-analyze the progression of the ill-fated Transformers franchise.

We immortalize the memory of SteakBurger, Nokia tries to make a nostalgic comeback but we're not falling for it, and we find a use for the people only using 10 percent of their brains.

Cats are magical mysterious jerks, we have a spoiler section for John Wick 2, and we explore alternative wiki's.