We're officially Nazi's, Apple's ecosystem is beginning to crumble around the edges, Bernie unofficially endorses Bag Balm, and we discuss coffee science.

CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy, Conspiracy, Conspiracy...

Envelope sealing technology is hopelessly outdated, niche porn categories, and we pedantically prove flat-earthers wrong.

For Andrews last show in a while, we step forth into the age of meme warfare, share some classic military hazing stories, and Rene establishes his plans for the internet in a time-travel scenario.

Rene and Kirstie are each others chiropractors, we reinforce our hidden shrine for Ben, and we lose a conversational timeline.

Benjamin Button is dumb and spoilers, Monopoly is life or death, and our pets die interestingly.

Jared finally returns to bring us down memory lane and tell a few ghost stories, reveals that he has a platinum tongue, and Ben tries to convince us to attend a ping pong show in Thailand.

Merry Christmas everyone! We exchange gifts, reveal the evil deeds of the corporate entity known as Les Schwab, and discuss the difficulties of inebriated urination in extreme circumstances.

Andrew outlines the porn economy in the Navy, Ben beats the casino and becomes a high-roller, and we reveal the horror of the existence of weaboos.

We pimp Childish Gambino's new album, spoiler moratoriums are difficult to gauge, and pandas are idiots, but you knew that already.