We're having a little hair-of-the-dog in our first post-election show. Andrew has returned, No Shave November was never meant to be, and cabbage was never meant to be a versatile food, but it can be done.

We revisit the movies that scarred our childhoods, the deep web, and anything that could remotely creep you out.

We exchange our travel stories that we've been forgetting to share, the lives of a farmworker and an IT professional are both dangerous, but in different ways, and we share our most terrifying dreams.

We officially endorse one type of holiday alcohol, the world is getting pummeled by natural forces, and we do our best to explain the game of Mao without revealing the rules.

We delve into Ben's DND world, politics now run on meme magic, and South Park is officially the greatest show in history.

The the fabric of reality is shifting before us, we investigate the properties of thermotropic liquid crystals, and we sell ourselves to the corporations by asking them to change our holidays and by selling a marketing strategy to Apple.

Common Core education is bullshit, Dru brings along a special female guest, we pack Andrews care package live, and Ben performs an exclusive reading of his magnum opus, titled Cold.

We have a quick Gene Wilder tribute, Mozart has been updated for the millennials, Therese saves a life, and we salute Harambe.

G-funk is surprisingly whiter than we ever thought, Twin Peaks is endlessly frustrating, alternative names for hazelnuts, and we fuck with telemarketers.

Another milestone, Episode 250! We have minor non-spoilers about Star Trek Beyond, black market butt creams, sensory deprivation chambers, and Dru makes the commitment to be a future employee of the Tillamook Cheese Factory.