TGO Radio

Welcome back to TGO Radio, a harmless representation of a culture in decline. This week: Brian fumbles Doug’s intro; we have nine more episodes than we thought; music; Brian had a weekend at the casino they’re going to write folk songs about; the David Chase documentary; the guy who pretended to be a high school boy (so he could bang girls) was sentenced; the Cos returns; Löwenbräu; a woman breaks up with her airplane boyfriend; a man finds a creative way to fuck himself with a cucumber, and we have the video; Vance was a very bad pick; Fruity Pebbles discussion; sports talk; LemonJuice; and texting at night.

Brian is very high energy this week! Also: Jeff heard a piece of old Lyndon Johnson audio and brought it to the show; an update on last week’s porch shitter story; Lemon makes an appearance, and Brian just can’t take it; a power outage hits the studio; a Dollar Tree had candles filled with piss, and one spilled on a girl; a new JFK 8mm film will be for sale soon; Beetlejuice Beetlejuice; an old woman finally survives an alligator attack; neighbors are mad at a woman for working on a Halloween display; Brian does have a name for his house; “Elvira” by the Oak Ridge Boys; and finally, Brian’s son wants to cut his hair.

We’re kicking off this week with the Whitney Houston slot machine, and continuing with: light football talk; obscure presidential election talk; John Cazale talk; a man has been shitting on someone’s front porch; a fat reality TV star was arrested; let’s be bail bondsmen; the Wells Fargo employee who died at her desk should make you think about your life (your employer doesn’t care about you); Michael Jackson; the kid who was on “Baywatch” used to smell dirty swimsuits; Nicole Eggert was never the one; Stockard Channing was 33 when she made Grease; fan theories; Pamela Anderson wasn’t the one, either; “get it together, Japan”; and finally, a whale joke.

We’re all over the place this week, but let’s start with the fact that if you work at McDonald’s, give a little effort. Just a little. Also: Brian explains why he quit going to a certain supermarket; the time Bill Burr was lake for pick-up; OJ Simpson’s ashes were turned into jewelry for his kids; a restaurant gave a toddler wine instead of apple juice; a man submitted a miniature of a famous porn set to the fair and won third prize; early Bang Bus was a genius idea; a gas station is playing classical music to keep bums away; Italian slurs are hilarious; a hack reporter tells us about the Chick-fil-a streaming service; an Indiana man got four years for trying to poison his wife; while Google Street Viewing the area around the opera playing 7-11, the boys see a man who looks like he’s questioning his life choices; the best suicide songs; Mama Catss; John Philip Sousa; and finally, if Brian had been gay, would he have still fucked without bags? (Most likely, yes.)

This week! Bob and Tom discussion. Also! If TGO Radio were a daily show; an update on a man who faked his death to avoid child support was sentenced; people have kids with no idea how expensive they are; the TGO Radio self help book; looking back on Bill Clinton fucking Monica Lewinsky’s mouth; a colonoscopy patient woke up during the procedure; people must have smelled horrendous in the old days; a homeless woman died trying to sneak into a city hall; a former NFL lineman pissed on an old woman during a flight; Jeffrey Epstein; the R. Kelly piss tape; YouTube pranksters; and finally, teasing crack heads with drones.

Brian’s bank pre-qualified him for a mortgage, which is how you know the housing market is just about cooked. Also: HOAs; Jeff’s ex-wife; you have to know when you’re the problem; Jeff’s diet; Jack Karlson died; Greg Kihn died; Jeff saw the Stray Cats; video of a quadriplegic bullying the police was released (here’s the music video we watched); a brother and a sister were arrested for fighting over chicken, which leads to an exciting episode of Guess the Race; stereo farts; an Indian man in Vietnam shoved an eel up his ass; “Rock Me Amadeus”; Lemon; “help me Dr. Zaius”; favorite “Simpsons” episodes; a woman died at O’Hare Airport; and A Clockwork Orange.

“Benson” was on ABC for seven seasons, from 1979 through 1986, and if you think TV stinks now, this particular episode (season one, episode six) is here to remind you that TV always stunk, and excellence is the exception. (More at Wikipedia.) Brian forgot to hit the record button, so we start right at the episode open.

This week’s show starts chatty and gets very silly, kicking off with a brand new Out of Context Audio and continuing with: Brian’s just not feeling it; Glamour Shots; going to the mall in the old days; one final River Seine update; Olympic surfing; the Rice Chex plug; America should have sent white trannies to the competitive shooting events; a casino update; a French Olympic coach was arrested for pissing in public; Indian doctors removed a 16-inch gourd from an adventurous man’s ass; a Fresno dog was carrying someone’s skull around; a dumb tourist severely burned his feet at Death Valley; dead baby cookies; the specialized phone sex line at San Diego Comic Con, not to mention the prostitution arrests; Wraparound Sue; and finally, music performed by members of the “Happy Days” cast.

This week, Trump’s long speech at the RNC. Also: Mike Judge is a prophet; Brian’s Dad; special drinks; the boys are very likely unstoppable; Brian at the pool; Jeff officially starts a weight loss gimmick for the show; Richard Simmons; Siren Con; Jeff wants to do the 20th anniversary shows at Siren Con; some guy has a reaction to Kamala Harris being the nominee; a funny video clip from the movie “Whore” (1991); 9/11; a 60 Minutes segment about gay kids from 2006 (Part One, Part Two, Part Three); Jeff is still pushing for a show from Siren Con; Brian’s got to leave himself alone; where are all the kid fucking teachers?; revisiting old Out of Context Audio clips; and finally, will there be a Hiroshima anniversary show this year?

Thanks for listening to the longest running, least listened to podcast in America. This week: making the switch; this year’s Dead Pool is finally heating up (Bob Newhart and Dr. Ruth died); Jeff’s trip to Hollywood; Jimmy Carter; the hawk tuah girl; Kermit the Frog singing “Gin and Juice”; Paris’ mayor finally swam in the stupid Seine; is camel toe sexy?; Jerry Sandusky; Grindr is popular at the RNC; a man sued a stripper because he gave her money and she behaved like a stripper; the Coca-Cola company really has it locked in; “Mommy Dearest”; if he could, Brian would only shit at work; McDonald’s breakfast; the muddy Baja Blast; Brian hates paper straws; and finally, Brian’s dad is a square.