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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Patriarchy So Crafty

4:14 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

6:14 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

7:55 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

10:18 - Weather

11:40 - Seed/HaHa Hot Sauce

13:47 - Cool Science Shit

15:23 - Thanks, Lizzo

16:42 - Dumpster Diving

20:44 - Breaking Bridget

27:42 - Phetasy News

30:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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