That Was Disappointing...

Classic Episode: TV (Episode 64 - Released September 20th 2021)

Has everyone already cut the cord? If not (Lex), you’re doing it wrong. If yes (Art), you’re still poor. If sexy (Producer Kenny), we’ll just call you “Skinemax.” If you’ve read all this, just know this is a re-airing of our TV episode. Don’t have a cow, man!

TWD Fact of the Day: Who shot J.R.? Certainly not these guerillas in Bolivia. Stormtroopers have better aim!

The boys are hiding out in Bolivia, stick around for the classic episode TV.

(original notes)

Episode 064 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We put the “boobs” in boob tube.

Today’s Theme: TV. Otherwise known as ye olde idiot box. I mean, we turned out fine, right? *sobs*

Our first topic is the popular show you felt was just the absolute shits. Reality TV, come on down! Speaking of which, we’re kind of surprised Art’s choice wasn’t Maury, given the amount of paternity suits he had against him now. Zing!

Our second topic is reminiscent of our show… it’s garbage. As in, what is your go to trash TV? Sean couldn’t live without the Travel Channel, given his penchant for paranormal programming. Guess that explains his affinity for being ghosted. Hiyo!

Our third topic is the decade of TV you feel was the best. Surprisingly, every panelist had a different decade. Lex’s was the 1840’s, but we still gave him an E for effort. Meanwhile, Producer Kenny chose the 1980’s due to his affinity for Mrs. Garrett. “Girls, girls, girls!”

Our final topic is the show that started great, only to end disastrously. So many choices, so little time. I mean, the industry is just one giant cesspool. Hell, the only show Ben likes is Let’s Make a Deal, and that’s because he was able to con a free trip to Aruba out of Wayne Brady.

Classic Episode: Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (Episode 128 - Released December 12th 2022)

It’s Lex’s wet dream, a re-airing of our initial discourse on the gentle art of folding laundry (w/ people still inside). Meanwhile in Bolivia, these survival skills are serving us well as we weather the current political climate.

TWD Fact of the Day: Chuck Norris has nightmares about Gordon Ryan.

(Original Show Notes)

Episode 128 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

It’s “BBJ” time, bitches!

Today’s Topic: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

AKA: the bane of Art’s existence.

Join Art and Lex, and a bunch of people who have kicked the latter’s ass on the mat, as they discuss their addiction. Yes, it’s the art of folding laundry with people still inside. Hey, we have representation from blue belts, purple belts and brown belts on this episode. White belts were too scared to join… black belts had better things to do. #achybreakyheart

TWD Tip of the Week: Lex has yet to suffer a single defeat in the UFC.

Classic Episode: Heat (Episode 161 - Released July 31st 2023)

The boys are enjoying their vacation in Bolivia then stick around for the classic episode Heat.

Hot enuff for ya! Let us cool you off with a trip down memory lane. We’re (re)playing our infamous Heat episode during our sojourn to Bolivia. BTW, what great timing on our part, huh?

TWD Fact of the Day: How hot is it outside? Any resident prude Producer Kenny is wearing a thing.

(Original Show Notes)

Episode 161 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Whiskey on the rocks… hold the whiskey.

Today’s Topic: Heat.

Yeah, it’s sweltering, but the surface of the sun is still hotter, ya babies.

Join Art and Lex, along with their frenemy Ben and the lovely Kat, as they chat about the sun and the havoc it’s currently unleashing on our pale blue dot. Oh, save it you climate cultists. Trying to blame humanity for the current crisis is like blaming the person who pulled the trigger when it’s actually the gun that fired the shot. Did that argument make sense? Ww always wanted to be in the Debate Club, if only for the groupies. #ladies

TWD Tip of the Week: The temperature drops 3.5 degrees for every 1,000 feet. At 6,000 feet, it is barely 70 degrees. You’ll be comfy at the top of Mount Everest. Dead… but comfy. ❤️

Episode 208 is Live.

Our Season 4 finale. This may or may not be our last episode.

We’re still undecided. After all, the pandemic has come to an end and life has seemingly returned to normal. On the other hand, the world is still stupid and needs a reckoning… and we’re just the buffoons to give ‘em hell.

TWD Fact of the Day: Bolivia is lovely this time of year.

Episode 207 is Live.

We’re talking Medieval Times tonight. It’s just a happy-little-accident this episode premieres the day after the House of the Dragon premiere. We’re not that forward thinking. And we’d rather talk about “dinner” and a show (featuring a bunch of Renn Faire rejects) anyway.

TWD Fact of the Day: Believe it or not, Iron Maiden doesn’t rock nearly as much as you remember.

Episode 206 is Live.

We’re talking Natural Disasters tonight. What’s not disastrous? The fact the Lex is once again writing episode bios as we’ve told him he doesn’t have to write as much. #douchenozzle

TWD Fact of the Day: 200,000+ people didn’t die on account of Hurricane Katrina.

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Will Lex provide notes for this? We'll see...

Nope.

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Episode 202 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

G-Man > Titan Cameraman

Today’s Topic: Skibidi Toilet.

“Skibidi dom dom dom yes yes, Skibidi taupled dip dip!”

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they discuss the latest cultural phenomenon. Maybe you grew up watching He-Man, in which case you’re as old as dirt. Regardless, this is what the youth of today is obsessed with. We’d say this is proof that Generation Alpha sucks, but it’s not like we did a bang-up job rearing them. #getoffourlawn

Watch the whole series (as of now) here.

TWD Tip of the Week: Suggestions that this is all a fever dream of Mr. Hankey are unconfirmed.