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Episode 191 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We’d definitely love to talk to you about out your car’s warranty.

Today’s Topic: Scams.

Those Nigerian princes are such kind, gentlemen…

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the swindles they’ve perpetrated, the cons they’ve fallen for and how their pee-pees still only measure 3 inches combined. The biggest fraud ever though? The fact you’re still supporting us after nearly 200 episodes. If we had hearts, I’m sure they’d be melting. Just don’t talk to us about our actual download numbers. #yourmomhasdownedmoreloads

TWD Tip of the Week: Pump and Dump is a double entendre. Giggity.

Episode 190 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver need not apply.

Today’s Topic: Male Pattern Baldness.

3 out of 4 people (on our panel) hope that hair loss = babes.

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Boob Ben, as they come to terms with their alopecia. Well, everyone but Lex. For whatever reason, he’s hairier than a 70’s-era bush. Meanwhile, Art transformed from Dawson Leery to Carl Brutananadilewski seemingly overnight. We’d make a joke about Producer Kenny’s Head of (No) Hair, but we’re trying to keep him for more than a dozen episodes this go round. And Ben, well… #isadickhead

TWD Tip of the Week: You lose roughly 50-100 individual hairs everyday. Moreso if you manscape. ❤

Episode 189 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

You’d think we work in the current administration. Or the prior administration… or the administration before them…

Today’s Topic: Scandals and Skeletons in the Closet.

To be fair, is there anyone who hasn’t attended a donkey show in Tijuana?

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat less about the stories that rocked the British monarchy, Hollywood, etc., and more about their own insecurities. As an example, did you know Lex was a thespian back in college! Say no more, amirite? To be fair, Art was too… when he wasn’t bombing out of school. Fortunately, they have this great podcast to show for it. At least until their tryst with the Ghost, Meghann Ryan and the jar with Marshmallow Fluff comes to light. #ohsosticky

TWD Tip of the Week: Bob Ross’ landscapes may/may not have been clues as to where the victims were buried.

Episode 188 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Diane was suckin’ on a chili dog alright…

Today’s Topic: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs.

We should’ve had a Fatal Four-way with pizza and tacos.

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Boob Ben, as they chat about the most controversial subject since which came first: the chicken or the rooster with the throbbing, veiny ****. Truthfully, we should’ve opened up this topic to other variables like ostrich burgers, kielbasa, etc., but no, you’re stuck with the plain Jane’s. Don’t worry, there’s some coprohagia thrown in. Maybe don’t Google that word. #wewarnedyou

TWD Tip of the Week: Hot dogs really are made from lips and @$$holes. Probably.

Episode 187 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Most of us are Scully’s living in a Mulder World.

Today’s Topic: Conspiracy Theories.

Thanks for listening! Or are we…

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the stupid things that stupid people believe in, stupid. Like global warming. It’s supposed to get hot in the winter and cold in the summer. Hoax! Also, JFK never landed on the moon and everyone knows it was Neil Armstrong shot Abraham Lincoln. #fakenews

TWD Tip of the Week: If your candidate loses, just say there were voting irregularities. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Episode 186 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

“Broke into the old apartment, this is where we used to…” JIZZ

Today’s Topic: Apartment living.

Jimmy McMillan was onto something.

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Karmic Kat, as they chat about horrible roommates, communal restrooms and squirrels (!). Rent is due on the 1st, BTW. Unless you have one of those landlords that’ll accept sexual favors. In which case, feel free to send your money on something more enjoyable. Like a Nuru Massage. Or an enema. #youdoyouboo

TWD Tip of the Week: A giant cardboard box will always do in a pinch.

Episode 185 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

What—? No mention of bukkake!?

Today’s Topic: Japan/Anime.

How they haven’t Kaiju-proofed their buildings by now is anyone’s guess. 

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with boob Ben and dastardly Dan, as they talk all things from the Land of the Rising Sun. Well, maybe not the Yakuza. We’re scared shit of them, but pretty much nothing else is off-limits. Hell, we barely scratched the surface of this wonderful culture, so I’m sure we’ll have a part 2 somewhere down the line… probably after our special about Lichtenstein. BTW, the original Iron Chef still blows every cooking competition out of the water. #hillwedieon

TWD Tip of the Week: The Yellow Ranger was originally a dude. Adjust your spark banks accordingly.

Episode 184 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Hot take: The lyrics to “Holiday Road” are really stupid.

Today’s Topic: Road Trips.

When you’re not only with people you hate (i.e. family/friends), you’re also stuck with them in a tin can.

Join Art, Lex, and Producer Kenny, along with rapacious Ryan, as they chat about the part you dread both before and after your vacations… mostly. This episode kinda takes a weird turn listening to pranks played on live newscasts. Let’s be honest, we might as well do an episode about Theoretical Physics because a) we’re Jacks of All Trades and Masters of None, and b) every episode goes off the rails anyway. But hey, at least there’s the sweet vocal style of Lindsey Buckingham to come back to. #Fleetwood4life

TWD Tip of the Week: If you have enough time to drive across the country, you have enough time to download/stream our episodes, bozo.

Episode 183 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

This year can’t be any worse than the last, right? *crickets*

Today’s Topic: 2024.

If our end of year recaps have taught us anything, it’s that every year has been a shitfest since 2020. Huzzah!

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the year that was — the oh so horrible year it was. But there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel, right? I mean, it could be China’s CRH380A Hexie (Google it!) but let’s hope it’s more like Switzerland’s Glacier Express. Bonus: 2024 is a presidential election year. #shootusnow

TWD Tip of the Week: Why stay up to midnight to the watch the NYC ball drop when you can watch our balls drop on OnlyFans?

Episode 182 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Bah humbug.

Today’s Topic: 2023 Annual Holiday Christmas Party.

No orgies this year!

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with a bevy of their significant others/friends (and Ben) as they chat about the “hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye,” “you’ll shoot your eye out,” and “I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!" To quote Captain Steve Rogers “I understood that reference.” #LoveActuallysucks

TWD Tip of the Week: Don’t forget there’s discounted candy in stores tomorrow… fatso.