That's a Shame

In which Declan admits to a heart of stone, Isaac tortures his cyber family, and both reveal slightly more than even Proust intended.

In which Declan sleeps rough, Isaac witnesses the human Tilikum, and both reminisce about sticking to the carpets of the second best Willow in Britain.

In which Declan eats the ocean dry, Isaac is dinner for seagulls, and both discuss the localised madness of the Edinburgh Fringe.

In which Declan can say his Ps freely, Isaac's faith begins to falter, and both return to the tragic advice of the lovely Danielle.

In which Declan witnesses Ricky, Isaac comes unprepared, and both discuss the highs and mostly lows of the audition process.

In which Declan provides a previous girlfriend with a moniker so thin that it borders on the invisible, Isaac prods at dairy with the nearly dead, and both re-live the time they joined a game-show cult.

In which Declan sleeps at sea, Isaac hates all words, and both make a new digital pal.

In which Declan discovers that Wales has electricity, Isaac drinks insects, and both just can't get enough of the open sea.

In which Declan's life is threatened live on air, Isaac disgusts himself, and both return tentatively to Alan's world wide web of trouble.

In which Declan 'shoes' a sales assistant, Isaac denies going to a strip club, and both renew their love for Christian Grace.