That's Absurd Please Elaborate

Fun fact: the dinosaur in Jurassic Park that spit acid on Nedry doesn’t exist! I mean, Dilophosaurus does, but it was probably a scavenger, not an evil piñata dinosaur. As long as we’re on the subject though, what if humans could shoot acid? What would that look like?

And, as long as we’re talking about disemboweling humans … how many of their own internal organs does a person need to keep? How many transplants is humanly possible?

Get these and more weird topics in this episode!

QUESTIONS

Julian: "I'm wondering… what if humans had a defense mechanism like shooting acid? What would that look like?" from Aubrey

Trace: "Is a human ‘Ship of Theseus’ possible?" from Riese

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Happy Halloween, absurd friends! This time around Julian comes out of his shell to calculate the speed of a Kaiju snail (so much mucus 🤢). Meanwhile, Trace pulls out all the molars—uh, pulls out all the stops on his Fae business plan for TOUTHS Incorporated, The Uber for children’s teeth, and asks: Would That Solve Anything™?!

QUESTIONS

Trace: "What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth" from Emily

Julian: "Would you have to run from a Godzilla-sized snail?” from Kara

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It's spoOOooOoky season! This week we're scaring you with a giant pasta topping! 👻 Not scared? What if I told you it's a meatball made of EVERY HUMAN? Oh, did I forget to mention that crucial detail? What's more terrifying than a GIANT MEATBALL OF ALL HUMANS?! MWAHAHAHA! (Just imagine the ODOR.) Would something that massive have its own gravity? What would it be like? Julian frightens himself silly pondering this one. Meanwhile, Trace envisions a world where a video game mechanic becomes reality. Would you want the ability to double jump? Personally, I'm far too clumsy. Let's leap into this episode — extreme Mario voice — WAH HOO!!

QUESTIONS

Julian: "Would a human meatball made up of every human have a noticeable gravitational effect?" from Clarke

Trace answers a Patreon Poll Winning question: "How would a society evolve it we all had double jump?" sent in by Micheal via Spotify

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In this wild episode, Julian infects your brain with the realization that plants can be VERY murdery, and Trace is driven NUTS looking for an elusive immortal animal.

QUESTIONS

Julian: "Why aren’t there plant-based diseases that affect animals?" from Isaiah

Trace: "What food could you feed a squirrel to make it immortal?" from Trevor

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This episode Trace tries to find the secret to happiness and special guest host Dr Rohin Francis swaps out blood for something with a tangy, fruity kick. Oh yeah! Oh no!

QUESTIONS

Trace: "Must we know a negative thing to understand the positive?" from Buena

Rohin: "Could you replace all your blood with kool-aid?" from Allyson

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We haven’t seen this many fireworks since the Rockefeller Center did that spectacularly wild “Salute to Fireworks” back in 2007. This time around, guest-host Ceri Riley ponders what if fireworks were a normal part of the weather? And Trace ponders the spirits of the great beyond. He tries so, so hard not to bring up his time in the Victorian Era. Spoiler: He fails, almost as spectacularly as those damn fireworks.

Julian is off this week, so send him lots of messages telling him how much he’s missed.

QUESTIONS

Ceri: "What would happen if fireworks were a naturally occurring weather pattern?" from

Trace: "If ghosts were real, how fast would they move? Speed of light? Faster?" from Ceri & Julian

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HERE'S THE AEROGEL CLIP WE SHOW

Adam Savage Blown Away by Neil deGrasse Tyson's Aerogel

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This is the episode you're looking for.

This week Trace gets creative with an answer about unponderable ponderances, and Julian goes pew pew a lot with a poll-winning quesiton about Picard’s favorite weapon! We have a NEW HOPE that you’ll enjoy episode 52!

QUESTIONS

Julian: "What would a Star Wars blaster and/or ray gun be like if it could exist?" from poll winner, Nic

Trace: "Where does creativity come from?" from Meredith

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Get your moisture sensors ready. In this episode Dr Alex Dainis slides into the scientific journals all about lubrication to understand the slip-factor of classic yellow bananas. Meanwhile, Julian argues with an actual, college educated PhD scientist about the wetness of molten lava. Is Julian actually… correct?!

QUESTIONS

Julian: "Is lava wet" from Marlene

Alex Dainis: "What food would be a better substitute for the ol' banana peel slipping gag?" from Gerald

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You’re at a hockey game. You grabbed nachos and your favorite sports beverage. The Mighty Ducks are playing their rivals, and you look away from the ice to take a selfie with a selfie stick so long you have to brace it against your hip to snap the pic.

You’re smiling with your crew, when a flash of white light envelops the stadium as the air catches fire. The noise is deafening. When you whip around, you see a hole in the stadium where the Duck’s goal used to be … outside the full moon is melting. You wonder if the nachos would taste good covered in moon cheese. You snap the photo.

Ohhhh, the good ol’ hockey game; it’s the best game you can name, and the best game you can name? It’s the good old hockey game.

QUESTIONS

Trace: "Theoretically, how long could you make a selfie stick?" from Tom Scott

Tom: "Would it be possible to hit a hockey puck so hard that when it hits the goalie, they fly backward through the net and hit the back wall?" from Steven

Julian: "What if the moon was actually made of cheese?" from Cody, and seprately, Shane

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A rogue viking pirate planet hurtles through space looking for plunder and booty. The human race has become a destitute vampiric race obsessed with ancient sea shanties and frequent meteor showers.

A whale in the North Atlantic hears a distant whale song from an individual it doesn’t recognize. It’s repeating a warning to stay away from a large metal ship moving through the area.

Are these possible futures?! Find out on episode 49 of That’s Absurd Please Elaborate!

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QUESTIONS

Julian: "Could we ever converse with animals?" from Kai

Trace: "If the Earth was ejected from the solar system, how long would it take and how would we perceive the effects from our vantage point on the planet?" from Derrick

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