That's Absurd Please Elaborate

In this special HALLOWEEN EPISODE ⚡️ Julian and Trace wear out Kyle’s lightning button ⚡️ and answer some SpoOOoOooOOOoky questions about ⚡️ dangerous animals ⚡️ vampires and in true Millennial fashion…⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️ alcohol ⚡️

QUESTIONS

Julian: "If a vampire bit and fed off of a very drunk person, would the vampire then get drunk from the persons contaminated blood? If so, would this also work for other substances (like caffeine or THC)?" from Kelly

Trace: "What is the most dangerous animal to become sentient?" from Macks

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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.

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When can we all admit that we’re all scrolling instagram while sitting on the toilet? When will we admit that foods with more surface area are just darn tastier? And when will we admit that … well we’re still on the toilet because of constipation. Julian and Trace will cover all of this in this week’s episode.

Except the instagram thing, that’s still a mystery to science because no one will admit it!! WHEN CAN WE ALL ADMIT THAT WE’RE AL—sounds of being stuffed into a truck

QUESTIONS

Julian: "What’s the most impractical way to treat constipation" from Anonymous Pooper

Trace: "Why does the ‘surface area theory’ work?" from Ben

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Locusts, Squirrels, and Birds OH MY! In this wild episode of the show, Julian drones on like the queen he is all about airplanes and bees. Then, Trace finds some fuzzy commandos to gnaw at infrastructure of New Jersey. Squirrel away this knowledge for a rainy day — as long as the locusts don’t attack your airplane.

QUESTIONS

Julian: "How many bees would it take to Sully a plane?" from Zoe

-- Wiki about Sully’s plane: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549

-- Images of locust strikes: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/air-space-magazine/plague-locusts-180975345/

Trace: "How many squirrels would it take to invade New Jersey?" from Pheonix

-- Squirrel with a Gun gameplay video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZj4Ft6ZklM

-- Squirrel with a Gun trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mpnSSJwSRw

-- Play Cyber Squirrel One and invade your own power station here: https://robidev.github.io/CyberSquirrelOne/

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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.

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Dearest Listeners,

We write from our recording studio's trenches. The air is thick and oppressive. The relentless heat tests our resolve. Our studios, once creative havens, now resemble the crannies of camels. The temperature rises each hour, and so do tempers. We are tired–Listeners—bone-tired, the kind that settles deep into one's soul. Yet we press forward, driven by our duty to document the absurd. Julian hasn't fared well; the heat has frayed his nerves, making him snap at small provocations. Sophie has started doing karaoke and wears strange accents. Trace is... indescribable. We all persist, for absurdity waits for no one, and neither shall we. Onward to the 100th And a Halfth.

Your faithful servants of nonsense, warmed like croissants, but unbroken.

QUESTIONS

Julian: "Why glasses thick and contact lenses not thick?" from Saff

Trace: "Would eating lab grown human meat be considered cannibalism?" from Ellen featuring Simone Giertz (Her own YouTube channel, Yetch Store, formerly, Queen of Shi*ty Robots)

Trace: "Is there a universal geographic coordinate system for the human body? If so, where is the Prime Meridian located on the body? Is it even necessary to assign a name to every square centimeter of the body?" from Yusuke featuring Patrick Kelly (PatKellyTeaches on YouTube)

Julian: "Would I be cold if I was covered in thermal paste?" from Shane

Trace: "How large would I need to be for noticeable lag in real life?" from Jori featuring Amy Shira Teitel (VintageSpace on YouTube, on Twitch theSpaceVixen)

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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.

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WE DID IT.

WE MADE 100 PODCAST EPISODES WITHOUT MISSING AN UPLOAD (almost).

To celebrate Trace and Julian decided to do it big. How big? TEN WHOLE QUESTIONS BIG. SO BIG THEY HAD TO ASK THEIR FRIEND SOPHIE SHRAND TO HELP THEM OUT BIG. BIG ENOUGH TO.... BE... LIKE... REALLY LONG... BIG.

You get the idea.

We pulled out all the stops for this absolute marathon of an episode because we owed it to you all. You have made making each episode such a delight with your weird thoughts, running gags, and delightful dispositions. As just a couple of dudes riddled with ADHD and science nerdiness... what did we do to deserve you?! We're so grateful that y'all have showed up for this show week after week. Thank you.

QUESTIONS

Julian: "What if water ice sank?" from Hunter

Trace: “How much did Rapunzel's long hair weigh?” from Hal with Special Guest Kari Byron (Mythbusters, MythFits podcast)

Sophie: “Likely way to die while walking my dog?” from Lisa

Julian “If a frog had a glass ass would it hop?” from Coy

Trace: "How would the world be different if Zeppelins were the primary method of transportation?" from Hannah (yes, that Hannah) feat special guest Dr Alex Dainis (a.k.a. the “Blimp Lady”)

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CREDITS

This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.

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Tired of having to do all your evil deeds yourself? Well with this one simple organism and some ethically dubious genetic engineering you too could have your very own army of immortal minions! (Intelligence and number of eyes may vary). Julian explores what you might need to make these little favorites of moms everywhere. Then Trace explores a pool of saliva.... Just going to leave it at that.

QUESTIONS:

Julian: "If you were to create a Despicable Me Minion what living thing would you start with?" -Ava

Trace: "Is it possible to drown people in saliva? " -Mostaphael

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Want to make a nanoscale image of the Mona Lisa? Listener Kodiak does. All they have to do is learn a bit of quantum mechanics, some thermochemical nanolithography, and then tap the genius of ancient superbrain Leonardo da Vinci! EASY!! Scientists did it!! Even though you can't see it without a powerful microscope trust us that she is smirking even harder than usual.

While Trace is poking around like Ant Man, Julian roleplays as Frozen's Elsa to see if he can extinguish fire with nothing but an icy blast. Spoiler alert: you may be better off with a magical mystical freeze ray.

TRY YOUR HAND AT NANO ART

Thanks to Prof. Babak Anasori for coming on the show and explaining nanoscale art to us.

🔬 Visit Nanoartography.org to see past winners and submit your own creations!

🥇 They even have pre-made nano images that YOU can add your own spin on before submitting it to a collaboration category! Go try! This year's deadline is Sept 30, 2025.

QUESTIONS

Trace: "Could you hypothetically ‘paint’ a Mona Lisa by utilizing microscopic structures rather than actual paint?" from Kodiak

Julian: "Can you extinguish a fire just by making it really cold?" from Steven

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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.

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The hip bone connected to the basalt rock

The femur bone connected to the lunar maria

The foot bone connected to the gravitational equilibrium of the celestial bodies!

That’s the story of the bones… and… this episode?

QUESTIONS

Trace: "How easy would it be to break your bones if humans can fly?" from Anonymous

Julian: "How big would the moon have to be to make you weightless?" from Sun

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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.

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his week, Julian prunes the universe down to size: bonsai animals, bonsai humans, bonsai...uhm...did he just say bonsai HUMANS? Meanwhile, Trace tunes into the world of telepathy, where mind-reading might sound less like superpowers and more like trying to pick up a radio station with a bent coat hanger.

QUESTIONS

Julian: "Can you bonsai any living things other than trees or shrubs?" from Ard

Trace: "How would telepathy actually work? Would it be fuzzy like those AI images? Aren’t all brains wired differently?" from Dala

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This week, we and guest Lieven Scheire all ruminate about a new job: Fart Safety Officer. Meanwhile, Trace get’s SALTY thinking about what if the oceans weren’t and Julian calculates the pure pasty reflectiveness of the Britons.

QUESTIONS

Trace: "If we removed all salt from the oceans, would that solve anything about rising water levels?" from Rob

Lieven Scheire: "Could a fart be ruminated to the point where smelling it would kill you?" from Nick

Julian: “Could enough pasty Brits reflect enough sunlight to make a laser?” from Gabriel

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✨️✨️ NOW ON YOUTUBE TOO ✨️✨️

Do you love our podcast but just wish you could see our weird looking faces? NOW YOU CAN.

Just go to —> YouTube.com/@Trace-Elements

There’s one big difference: The audio version of the podcast will get multiple questions in each episode, but the video version is just one question per video. We’ll post questions from the archives as often as we can until we catch up.

If you love the show here you might love revisiting the questions with us! Go find out!

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