Bad case of the Mondays. The Last of Us season 2 showed on HBO Max. El Salvador isn't de-deporting a dude. Katy Perry went to space for a few minutes.

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Drinking 3 cokes a day now. My task for the week is to watch wrestling and fill the holes I have outside in my yard with dirt. Dogs are crazy. Kitchen shears should help with making breakfast though.

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Oldest Pearl Harbor survivor passes away. Idaho abortion is confusing. Cuban woman sentenced for smuggling operation. Beetlejuice 3 is reportedly in development.

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Baby toy recalled due to choking hazard. Model Lucy Markovic passes away. Walmart employee shoots other employees. Doctors remove another pig kidney.

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Wife of bassist for Weezer arrested for gun stuff. Peanuts recalled for having other peanuts. Pink full moon isn't really pink. Prada to buy Versace.

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Fannie Mae fires over 100 employees for fraud. Texas measles cases are growing. Scientists reproduce a mice brain or something? Trump announces 90-Day pause on some tariffs.

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Couldn't sleep a wink last night. Gotta lay off the coke and get a new bed. Dire wolf revived after 10,000 years of extinction. Link between maternal diabetes and autism discovered.

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Tostitos chips and cheddar bratwurst recalled for different reasons. Israel has control of 50% of Gaza, I guess. American leaves a Diet Coke for an isolated tribe and is arrested.

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I'm getting on the sweet tea again. All work and no play makes Lorenzo a dull Mexican. Breakfast is the meal you can have anytime, right folks?

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Mowed the grass today. Judge orders return of man mistakenly deported. Iran's dollar isn't doing too well. ICE lets a guy temporarily go to give kidney to his brother. Ja Morant finger guns and gets a fine.

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