Fannie Mae fires over 100 employees for fraud. Texas measles cases are growing. Scientists reproduce a mice brain or something? Trump announces 90-Day pause on some tariffs.

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Couldn't sleep a wink last night. Gotta lay off the coke and get a new bed. Dire wolf revived after 10,000 years of extinction. Link between maternal diabetes and autism discovered.

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Tostitos chips and cheddar bratwurst recalled for different reasons. Israel has control of 50% of Gaza, I guess. American leaves a Diet Coke for an isolated tribe and is arrested.

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I'm getting on the sweet tea again. All work and no play makes Lorenzo a dull Mexican. Breakfast is the meal you can have anytime, right folks?

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Mowed the grass today. Judge orders return of man mistakenly deported. Iran's dollar isn't doing too well. ICE lets a guy temporarily go to give kidney to his brother. Ja Morant finger guns and gets a fine.

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Time to mow the lawn and eat some cereal. Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders because of tariffs. TikTok ban delayed for 75 days. Russell Brand charged with really bad stuff, but it sounds about right.

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US revokes visas of Mexican band who project drug cartel leader during concert. US bans government personnel from intimate relationships with Chinese. MTV awards to air on CBS. Amazon wants to buy TikTok.

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Man is arrested for leaving his young kids at McDonalds to attend job interview. Cartoon Franchises are being made into movies. Val Kilmer passes away. Nintendo Switch 2 release date announced.

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I started working again today! Let's talk a little about pizza, wrestling, Dandy's World, April fool's jokes, reappearing lemonade, and paying taxes.

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A mountain climber and a base jumper both die from falling and failed parachutes. Tesla dealership targeted in protests by burning vehicles. Epstein victim will be dead in 4 days after being hit by bus.

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