That's Not How I'd Do It

Look at us! Look at us! Don't we look totally #blessed meditating on top of this volcano? Don't you wish your life was like our life? You should like us and like our other accounts too. Seriously, please like us. Like us! Thank you for liking us. Now go out and buy yourself the same shoes we're wearing so your friends will like you too. Could there be anything more important in life? Could there be anything else at all?

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A special thanks this week to early youtube sensation Tay Zonday, for giving us Chocolate Rain.

We put our clones back in the closet so we can take a hard look at the great beyond, and try to figure out what nothingness really is. Space, is it the final frontier, or perhaps a really great place to hold a music festival? Fyre Festival organizers take note.

Uh, so, I was pretty hung over and wasn't feeling up to recording this week, then Sam wanted to get work done, and Jared wanted to get some rest. Long story short, we had our clones do this episode. To be totally honest, I haven't listened to it and have no idea what's on it. Apologies in advance. I dunno. Maybe we just call this one a mulligan. Anyway, we'll be back with the good shit next week.

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A special "thanks" this week to our guest hosts Sam 2, James 2, and Jard.

Who wants to be a millionaire? Listen to this episode and learn the secret! (hint: it helps if you're already super rich). This week we fix our personal finances, which might include everything from creating a universal basic income to restructuring higher education. Also, learn how to never pay billz again. This is probably the most useful show we've ever done, so if you want to get the most bang for your buck, you should listen to the very end to maximize the return on your investment. Or don't. Our show is free!

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A special thanks this week to Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett's older, cooler brother.

New year, new us. The #SNOTBOYZ challenge each other to stick to their resolutions--for the most part. Jared might discourage Sam. Find out who commits to eating moldy steak if they don't follow one of their resolutions.

Ho ho ho, it's time to talk Santa.

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A special thanks this week to the elves.

The End Is Nigh! This week we find out what happens when we press the big red reset button and start from scratch. So tune in for some handy tips on surviving doomsday and thriving and in the post-apocalypse. Here's a hint: Do NOT invest in a house boat. Duck and cover friends - it's going to be a blast.

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A special thanks this week to R.E.M. We also feel fine.

Did the launch of Apple's iPhone X disappoint you? Do you long for the days of bold thinking and technological feats of engineering that used to define Steve Jobs' love child of a company? Have no fear: Apple has brought on the #SNOTBOYZ to infuse their special sauce into the next wave of product launches!

Take your finger off of that YouTube "Skip Ad" button and unblock your adblockers, because this week Margie Chidley joins us to fix advertising. You know, that stuff that you probably do everything in your power not to see every single day of the year that isn't Superbowl Sunday.

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A special thanks this week to the bots. You may have ruined facebook, but you sure know how to download podcasts.

Gobble gobble! This week we gobble the gobble out of the gobbling gobblers and then gobble all over the place and fall asleep. We're talking turkeys people! Wait, turkey-people? Maybe one day.

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A special thanks this week to our listeners for listening, the turkeys who sacrificed their lives for our dinner, and Tom Cruise, because, well, it wouldn't be right to name just one reason.