That's Not How I'd Do It

As everyone knows, the best way to hang out with people who aren't really your friends is to play a drinking game or two so you don't have to talk to them. The #SNOTBOYZ decide to make Sam more fun by coming up with a new drinking game that will make him more pleasant to be around.

B-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus!

Here's a parody of the song "All The Small Things" that I just wrote:

All the small trees / True care truth brings / I'll take one lift / Your ride best trip / Always I know / You'll be at my show / Watching / waiting / commiserating / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Late night / come home / Work sucks / I know / She left me a bonsai tree by the stairs / Surprises let me know she cares / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / my little bonsai tree / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / The night will go on / My little bonsai tree

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Last night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.

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A special thanks this week to Andes Mints, for being the one good memory from our trip to the Olive Garden Resort.

To celebrate one year of That's Not How I'd Do It the #SNOTBOYZ decide to face their greatest fears! We turn ourselves into therapists to help each other overcome crippling terror. Episode four of our Halloween Spooktacular series.

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A special thanks this week to all our listeners, thanks for sticking with us, and we look forward to another year of improvements!

The Snotboy stared at me, a menacing grin on his face. He turned his head left, then right, then left again. He began to laugh. It was the laugh of someone who'd come complete unhinged. He held a bluetooth speaker in his gnarled hands. He pressed the play button and began to laugh. The theme song began to play. It was maddening. I felt so helpless. There was nothing I could do but look at my paws.

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A special thanks this week to MortdecaiX7 for writing this week's foundational text: The Basement.

Check it out here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/rte8r/the_basement/

Dead. Sexy.

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A special thanks this week to Tupac, for paving the way for Holo-James.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting our blood sucked by an immortal being that has no regard for human rights. For the month of October the #SNOTBOYZ are ignoring their fears and talking about the spookiest and most haunted topics that need improvement. First up: Vampires.

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A special thanks this week to all of our victims. Your blood keeps us alive.

Namaste.

You look stressed. Go ahead and pop your earbuds in and let the dulcet tones of our voices massage your inner ear. Why? Because you deserve it. Go ahead and treat yourself to a nice long bath in our podcast. Let Sam's laughter rejuvenate you. And if you find yourself covered in spiders, don't panic. It's supposed to happen!

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A special thanks this week to those little fish that eat the dead skin off of our feet. We hope to one day return the favor.

Excuse me listener, if I gave you 20 dollars could you buy me the new J.K. Rowling book? I'm not allowed in the young adult section anymore. Oh and I'd also like an artisan cocktail and an autographed selfie with Jack Kerouac. I love Barnes and Noble, but after browsing some of these innovations, I was all like, Amazon who? Shelve this episode under self-help.

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A special thanks this week to Arthur Hinds, the silent H in B&N.

Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up, don't be shy, there's nothing to be scared of here, nothing at all, we're just a bunch of really friendly, charming, hilarious, and definitely not at all creepy, CLOWNS!

Wait, where are you going? Why is everyone running for the hills? Turn 'round, head on back! We seriously put a lot of work into this show for you. Why don't you respect our profession? We are dedicated artists whose purpose is to please!

Well fellas, looks like another night with no audience. Want to go down to Main St. and stand under a street light and laugh into all hours of the night? I mean, nothing better to do, right?