The 9pm Edict

In this special livestreamed episode, Stilgherrian digs deep into the world of conspiracies, and quite a bit of alcohol. Live. For three hours. You have been warned.

You'll hear the truth. The real truth. Like, how Australia’s bushfires really started. Like why we should worry about 5G communications technology. And how the coronavirus was... well... you'll hear. And a lot more.

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Let me read you something from the website of the totally normal community group No 5G in the Blue Mountains. In fact, let me read you a lot more this Saturday night, 1 February. But I need your help.

"If the telecommunications industry's plans for 5G come to fruition, no person, no animal, no bird, no insect and no plant on Earth will be able to avoid exposure, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, to levels of RF radiation that are tens to hundreds of times greater than what exists today, without any possibility of escape anywhere on the planet. These 5G plans threaten to provoke serious, irreversible effects on humans and permanent damage to all of the Earth’s ecosystems."

It's bullshit, of course, but I'd like to read you more of this bullshit. And I will, in another special live-streamed live-reading episode of The 9pm Edict. 5G conspiracies, chemtrails, what's really in McDonalds food, and more.

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In this episode Snarky Platypus and I taste test the new Arnott's Shapes Aussie Legends crackers, and we hear how bots and trolls are spreading disinformation about Australia's unprecedented bushfires.

You'll hear about climate change, disinformation, election curiosities, artificial flavours, how you're probably useless as far as politics goes, and how one brand of processed "cheese" slices contains a minimum 41% cheese.

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The episode it's all about the year that was 2019, as it dissolves in unreality and disappears in a cloud of bushfire smoke.

You'll also hear about scams, Boris Johnson, lightbulbs, Scott Morrison, sea pigs, Donald Trump, harlequins, Korea (both of them), rugby players, Passion Pop, Peter Dutton, and pornography.

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It’s all about the learning this episode. You'll learn some obvious things about the internet. You’ll learn how to manage your romantic relationships. And you’ll learn how to improve your wellness in just a few seconds.

In this episode of The 9pm Edict you'll also hear about pigs, bears, The Illuminati, the colour pink, Mark Zuckerberg, Rudy Giuliani, and socialism.

The next episode of The 9pm Edict will recorded on Thursday 12 November 2019. It's be an end-of-year wrap with Nicholas Fryer, although I may also record something in the quiet week between Christmas and New Year.

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Hear the truth about the Moon. Answer some hypothetical questions. Learn about one of the newest and greatest threats to society.

In this episode of The 9pm Edict you'll hear about dog whistles, cows, the Illuminati, pods, burnouts, toilet smells, the Commission of Presidential Scholars, and of course the Truth.

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Listen up for true facts about Donald Trump, true facts hidden by the Mueller investigation, and an encounter with the sex walrus.

This way overdue episode of The 9pm Edict doesn't contain Nicholas Fryer, but it does contain Donald Trump, North Korea, Neil Armstrong, credit cards, pancakes, and an exploding duck. And, of course, tentacles.

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In the episode we discover the cause of international conflict, we learn the precise secrets of foreplay, and Nicholas Fryer gives us the latest on prime minister Scott Morrison.

In this episode, we hear about the problems faced by the knitting community, Mars, masturbation, latte sippers, light bulbs, election statistics, and the impending technological Cold War.

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Sydney is falling apart thanks to a major threat to our national security. But it's not just Sydney under threat, and not even just Australia.

In this episode, Boris Johnson, alligators, the Chinese navy, paranoia, the metric system, a confused criminal, and two Americans who survived a frightening encounter.

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What a surprise! The result of Australia's federal election was the opposite of what nearly all the pundits had been predicting. And in a sense, nothing changed.

Once again, I'm joined by Nicholas Fryer. Apart from the election, we talk about Jacqui Lambie, 5G technology, the nature of Senators, Twitter mistakes, Tiddlywinks, dead cats, space squid, the statistics of extinction, and television newsreaders.

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