Samantha exposits unreasonable claims against the Ocean Spray corporation and questions exercise lore. 

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Samantha has her very first callback commercial segment and only briefly mentions government cheese caves.

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Samantha ruminates on fine aged Lysol and shares her views on the shoulder to weight ratio of the American bulldog.

Samantha shares her thoughts on new Progressive regular "Mara" and spills too much about her childhood experience with quail eggs.

Samantha triumphantly returns to discuss tea being sexier than coffee and asks who the hell Nik Wallenda is.

Samantha shares her views on human/emu relationships and what exactly we should be feeding farmed fish.

Samantha dives into what kind of effect Chernobyl has had on our aging commercial industry and advocates for more vacation time for State Farm agents.

Samantha celebrates the first annual Super Bowl episode by condemning the birth of Baby Nut and forgetting Sam Elliott's name (AND doing her worst job editing yet.)

Samantha does a very small amount of research and pines for a body that would look good in Popeyes athleisure.

Samantha argues with Siri about Val Kilmer and wonders about how CTE is effecting the athlete/actor divide.