Samantha breaks down Dove's vagina/flower metaphor and George Clooney's efforts to make Danny DeVito a gentleman.

In This Episode: Hardee's, Milk, Purple Mattress, Mattress Firm, Caspar Mattress, Mattress Firm, Dove, Amazon, Nespresso, Quickbooks, Popeyes, Panera, Dunkin, Fairlife, Mayfield

Samantha opens up about how Lil' Jon must be feeling and acknowledges the sexy poodle in the room.

In This Episode:
Jimmy Johns, Hotels.com, iPhone, Selena Gomez, Progressive, M&Ms, Home Depot, Allstate, Subaru, The Real Cost

Samantha muses on the male/female dynamics of cooking dog food and obsesses over the sexual history between Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.

In this episode:
Old Spice, Hilton.com, Rachel Ray Nutrish, Heineken NA, Honey Nut Cheerios, Butterfinger, Reeses, Simply Smoothies, Jimmy Johns 

Samantha likens Burger King to a sick cat and embarrasses herself with High School Musical emotions.

In this episode:
Burger King, Sonic, Capital One, McDonalds, McCafe, Dunkin Donuts, Hardees, Botox, Facebook, Honey Bunches of Oats, Geico, Microsoft Surface, Disney+, Dominos

Samantha wades into the discussion on celebrities in commercials and how many never ending pasta bowls you can eat and still drive home.

Samantha talks the Will Smith family legacy and reiterates that bananas have lots of potassium.

Samantha weighs buying the new iPhone 11 against buying a Sam's Club membership.

Samantha finds her voice as a critic for the corporate artists of our time