Samantha bursts into 2020 with her hot take on cartoon bear buttholes and whether or not a pound of food is sufficient for one woman.

Samantha ponders the colonel's preference in maple syrup filled women and acknowledges every turtle is named Sheldon.

In this episode:

Rakuten, Facebook, Samsung, Aviation Gin, Netflix, Audi, Fabletics, Dairy Queen, KFC, Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, Calm, She Can Stem, Pistachios, Burger King

Samantha confesses her sub/dom relationship with Amazon and asks the age-old question: what the fuck is cardamom?

In this episode:

Sonic, Dave and Busters, Amazon, State Farm, Progressive, Peloton, Taco Bell, Bloomberg, Dior

Samantha addresses the Peloton controversy and worries about the state of the Key and Peele friendship.

In this episode:

Peloton, Bubly, Facebook, Hess, Carvana, Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew, Truly, White Claw, Pizza Hut

Samantha is hot and ready and recommends against gifting cars with too many distracting accent pieces around.

In this episode:

Little Caesars, Old Navy, Best Buy, Amazon, Hulu, T Mobile, Pier 1 Imports, Corona, Geico, Coca Cola, Hershey, Monopoly

Samantha debates whether witches are to women what mimes are to men and reminisces about her ex, Subway.

In this episode:

Kay Jewelers, Carfax, Daisy, Education Connection, Subway, Tesla, Ring Doorbell

Samantha advocates against the killing of all horses and warns off anyone who would try to purchase her Disney jewelry. 

In this episode:

Whole Foods, Hasbro, Sprint, AT&T, Verizon, Cricket, Arby's, Apple, Icebreakers, Chantix, Zales, State Farm

Samantha delves into the sibling rivalry of Thanksgiving and Christmas and says way too much about the workings of female anatomy.

In this episode:

Sprite, HP Chromebook, Shark Tank, Untuck It, NBA Fan Store, Thinx, Jimmy Dean, Ozempic, Huggies, Dunkin, Peloton 

Samantha opens up on not judging erections and doubles down on how Vera Farmiga is not Toni Collette.

In this episode:

State Farm, Cricket, Downey, Apple TV, Burger King, Disney+, Wendy's, Chevy, Geico, Kay Jewelers, Helzberg Diamonds, Chantix, Party City, Hobby Lobby

Samantha reveals which pizza chain she's married to and exposes the industry for Pavlov’s Dogging us.

In this episode:
Papa Johns, Papa's Pizza, The General Insurance, Pizza Hut, Digiorno, Domino's, Marco's, Little Caesar's