The Aftermath

Buckle up, because we are about to encounter a Turtle Turf War. With all the tentacles and atomic fireballs you could wish for. Now with all that out of the way, it’s time for the real reason why we are here. The questionable relationship with the girl and the tentacle turtle, and why did she keep getting ingested by him and ending up in his lube sack? Some questions may never be answered.

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There once was a young girl who wasn’t very brave, but after the death of her love interest, stole the biggest robot she could find and became a hero. Now she must time travel through space in order to stop the alien invasion with the universe's largest black hole bomb. I’ve bet you’ve never heard that before.

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Once upon a time there was a man who woke up in his own goop, and now he is flying around in god mode. His name is Neo, and he must get to the back rooms in this dangerous game, but he has to say “I’m in.” in his hacker voice to make it official. They really need to patch out the bug where you get swamped by 80 of the same dude, so not original.

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We meet a man who is voluntold to go on the frontlines of the alien war.After much fighting he wakes up and is strapped to a robot suit with weapon and no formal training for some reason. But don’t worry, after getting a mouth full of alien goop and being killed he receives special powers. Now he can load his quick save from earlier that morning.

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In this heartwarming story we get to see a young witch find Waldo, and the true meaning of a work ethic. Along her journey she starts a business, makes some friends, and perfects the art of making pancakes, but the real lesson we learn today is: Just take a break, and chill out. Also, this is just more proof that blimps are not safe at all.

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Legends say there is a man who roams the Australian wastes hunting down racists. Don’t get on his bad side, he has a very big gun and a very crazy woman at his side.
As a wise man once told me "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."

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In this very special Halloween episode we see a man with crippling social anxiety overcome his fears and marry a dead woman. What a scandal!

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Imagine with me for a moment that you are motion sickness as a movie. With all the cheesy quips and humor to go along with it, and that was today's episode. Come along as we join a man who has traveled through time just to be a jerk to everyone, and complain about getting back. Fear not though, he only makes it better by summoning an undead army. Rattle ‘em boy!

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There was once a woman who could travel through space and time. Join us as we go on adventure to fix this family dynamic. With special guest Racacoonie, and people with hotdog hands. Just remember though, when you put everything on a bagel, it becomes nothing at all. Hold your chin up and be the Weymund you want to see in the world.

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The year is 2002, and we are on the brink of a civil war. Contrary to what everyone here may think, they actually send out less police bots to fix the situation.
We were also in rare form in this episode. With Dakota making another appearance with the usual gang, the tangents and jokes ran wild.

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