The Aftermath

This summer, a young boy gets tricked into becoming part of the family. Watch as he navigates impressing the grandmother, and tries not to panic when he alone sends the world into chaos all from solving a math problem. Can he stop the equivalent of god inside the machine, none may know. Fear not, none shall surpass the power of Analog Grandma.

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Join us as we experience a heartwarming story of a father and son reuniting after the father has serious reconstructive surgery. Though they are at odds they fight it out, and the son gets a mean right hook to the stomach and really puts the son in his place. And they all lived happily ever after under the sea.

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Once upon a time there was a man who had his entire family killed in front of him. He made it his life's mission to find the man who did this, and make him ruin his own life. All through a clever sequence of perfectly timed pranks and every gun imaginable.
Not vengeance, Punishment.

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There was once a puppet that wanted nothing more than to be a real boy, but spent more time trying not to turn into a donkey than listening to his conscience. The one and only Sir Jiminy H. Cricket, Lord Highkeeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in Moments of High Temptation, and Guide Along the Straight and Narrow Path. He was being bad which is what caused all this, and we all know what happens to bad and naughty children. They are banished to the salt mine.

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In this beautiful installment of Robot from Space: We get to see a grown ass man reprimand a twenty foot tall alien robot as if it’s his child. All the while his supermodel girlfriend tries to pretend like she knows what’s going on. Do you have what it takes to go dark on the rock?

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Watch as a quirked up white boy has his dreams come true in numerous ways. Not only does he get a girl, but he becomes a king as well. No 8,500 year old demigod queen gf? Then why live? It’s just not fair, I tell you… What about him hittin’ the gritty on the Commander though? lol

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Our simple young boy has now found the source of his power and has become one with the ethereal space being. Proving yet again that he is the only one level headed and not horned up for the entire series. This whole story was an elaborate way of saying don’t let them make you a smooth brain.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy who got bonked on the head by a psychotic woman with a bass guitar. From his wounds flow limitless power unmatched by no man, and its name is Canti. Praise be unto Canti, blessed be thy black flame.

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A young boy stumbles across the greatest treasure map of all time. He and his pink goop companion, takes his rocket skateboard to space to be a pirate. With a name like Pleiades though, you should just Pleiadeez Nuts! Got eem!
I’ll take the map off your hands for four doubloons.

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A man with divine strength from God, and a man who wishes to see all of Paris burn will fight to the death just to have a moment to simp over a gypsy woman. But wait! A new foe has appeared! It’s Phoebus the Beebus comin’ to steal yo’ girl.
We also had the pleasure of meeting Cecil the Sleep Paralysis Demon once again and heard about Dylan’s new novel collection he will be writing titled “A Hammer Named Anesthesia”

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