The Bride. A wedding gone sour. Revenge.
No words can fix these forlorn nuptials, but do you know what can? Swords and determination. “Those of you lucky enough to still have their lives, take them with you! However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.”

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Everyone wishes they could be like me. Smart and cool. Handsome, wealthy and so sexy! They need a hero, somebody they can look up to. If you’re looking for adventures, ancient energy weapons, and a wild team of thieves, then you’ve come to the right place.

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Just imagine a bad 90’s film trying to be a Godzilla movie, but just not quite making it in any capacity. I can’t believe the first time we get Dakota back in the studio, he forces us to watch this garage film. Don’t waste your time, don’t watch this movie.

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You’re listening to the adventure of Herbert “Daring” Dashwood, and his stalwart ghoul manservant Argyle! In this episode they struggle to convince anyone to simply put on some glasses to save their lives from aliens…
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Welcome to the digital age.
Digital colosseum, bottom text.

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This is the story of a local widower who is too angry to die and his lovely companion, Gun Girl, as they hunt down a madman hellbent on accidentally killing people and trying to brainwash the ones he hasn't killed with his so-called ‘Dream’ whatever that means. They will meet wonderful characters in their journey, many of which will join to make up this Merry Band of Misfits.

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My what a doozie this was. Can you believe we’ve recorded 100 episodes of this stuff?!
If you’ve ever wanted to visualize four dudes sucking at video games, this is the episode for you. We play some games and have some drinks, so by the end we’ve lost our touch as to how this show functions normally.

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Have you ever had that moment when your completely insane mother starts shouting about the end of the world? Yeah, me neither. She’s right though, I heard there’s a mercury man determined to commit fratricide.

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This summer: Godzilla’s on a rampage, and looks more jacked than he ever has before. Watch as a sad girl with a worthless meaningless life, attempts to take on our big lizard friend with a Cyberized version of his grandpa. Truly fun for the whole family!

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Once upon a time there was a puckish rogue that only wanted two things in his life: To kiss a woman with full tongue, and to fly jets. This renegade will stop at nothing to achieve his goals, and that includes beating you in shirtless volleyball.

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