The Alien in Trump’s Head

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I know the Trump suit claimed not to believe in aliens while also stating that tall, handsome Tom Cruise look-alikes have told him otherwise, but as The Alien I wanted to apologize for the confusion and confirm that there is an alien in my Trump suit's head. 

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Hear me, The Alien in Trump's Head, at a recent rally in Las Vegas, where I pose a unique "would you rather" scenario involving a shark and an electric vehicle battery. Discover why, in the end, I'd choose electrocution over a shark and how this story serves my sales pitch to be the next president of the United States of America. 

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As a chaos gardener, I sowed seeds of violence this week, saying people won't stand for the Trump suit in jail. I know it appears to be nothing, but is it? Ask my diehard followers from January 6th.

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I am so happy to celebrate my conviction with the fans back home. The chaos this creates is unparalleled in our alien societal manipulation shows. Plus, hear what the differences are between me and Mother Teresa. And how only I can botch a Memorial Day social post. 

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Of how I avoid honoring others, and when I must, how I make it more about me than those we're honoring, like the time I tastefully listed my accomplishments as something our fallen soldiers would be proud of while simultaneously ignoring their contributions. 

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The Alien and The Host meet again on the World Wide Morning Show to discuss everything from zorg naps, to an inefficient dumping species, how I often dress as a white egg, and why I deserve to be in a courtroom.

It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in Trump's head.

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Of why the Trump suit pushes DEI to die, how no alien can take away your inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, and how I keep sticking my foot in my mouth with this blasted gag order. 

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Immunity, immunity, immunity! Ah, poor leader, fraught with woe, craves immunity as scandals grow.

It makes more sense when you know it's an alien in Trump's head.

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I hope I don't self-birther myself. Since I'm an alien, does that make me a reverse birther? And, hear how I live up to my nickname, King Baby—whining and manipulating outside the courtroom. It makes more sense when you know it's an alien in there.

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