The Alien in Trump’s Head

The Trump-suit is confused this week as it grapples with the Veep's looks and crowd sizes, both things that are paramount to winning an election for the president of the United States of America. Hear how the Trump-suit intends to earn your vote by fretting these important issues. 

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I'll admit that I identify with birds, since I'm kind of related. I don't know what's more shocking, that the Trump-suit has an alien controlling it or that my DNA is more closely linked to birds than humans. Come hear this, and why I discuss bird cemeteries on the campaign trail.

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You may think lying is erratic, but it’s actually very intentional and can be structured into various tactics. Come hear how I use false equivalences, fortune-telling, observation selection, and so forth to create a best-selling fiction.

Speaking of, someone should put all my lies in a book so we could see what the world would look like if I had unabated control. Trump's World: A Horror Story.

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On my comments about Lyin' Kamala being biracial, are you confused, or maybe even laughing at, my Dual Race Confusion Strategy? Come here me, The Alien in Trump's Head, explain this mind-boggling perspective through the lens of branding. 

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How I spend precious time, paid for by donors (previously taxpayers), creating new names for my opponents, like Lyin' Kamala. This one took hours. Come hear why!

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My RNC acceptance speech was boring and predictable, but that doesn't mean it was based in reality. Come hear my fantasy, which includes actual iron domes and more monuments built in the glory of the Trump-suit name. 

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I, The Alien (ITH), am going to rain down a form of intergalactic societal manipulation on a scale you've never seen before. Get ready for #47. 

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I am the embodiment of narcissism, and I am here to annihilate the principles of professionalism and decency because it'll be more entertaining for my species that way. Sorry it's so chaotic for you. Per usual, I used an all-important American holiday as the backdrop for ME, THE TRUMP-SUIT.

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This planet is amazing, thank you for granting presidential immunity. Even though my past sordid actions may be outside the domain of official presidential capacity, I'll pardon myself when I win. Then, I'll unleash an unbridled storm of vengeance (via ridiculousness) upon my enemies. Vote November 5th for The Alien in Trump's Head, aka the Trump-suit, aka Trump, and let's create the most chaos this world has ever seen! 

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I wanted to remind you today that I am the undisputed king of mischaracterizations, hyperbole, and revisionist history. Listen to my brief debate post-mortem and how I aim to reposition the Capitol Attack of January 6, 2021 as a little nothing to worry about. 

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