An ode to the freezing temperatures of the courtroom this week, plus a look at how I care more about myself than the American people, in this special immigration and border bill episode.

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Can you spot the differences between my reference to Gettysburg and President Lincoln's? Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH

Of how I sell The Bible, but don't have a favorite Bible verse, but also of how it's my favorite book. Plus, a weekend Truth Social word cloud. Enjoy!

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The Alien and The Host convene in Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada for a World Wide Morning Show Earth special. We discuss important human things like spilt booze, shiatsu for food, betting the farm, and of course, America's Trump luck. Cheers! 

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Numbskulls, Fani's, and Burgers! The "bloodbath" rally in OH was chalk full of Trump-suit-isms. Come hear all your favorites in Episode 9.

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The Host asks me, The AITH, deep questions about why I sleep in a plastic sack and what I do with my hair at night. This and more on today's episode of The Alien in Trump's Head.

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I pull out one of the moves I learned while my Trump suit was in high school in  trying to make my opponent look stupid by mocking his former stutter. Also, I talk about how gorkism affected me when I was coming of age.

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I love talking to my friend, The Host of the Worldwide Morning Show (WWMS) back on our planet. Hear all about my love of McD's cheeseburgers. OMG ketchup is a beautiful human thing.

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This week I give out a political endorsement for the NC gubernatorial GOP candidate, including a steroidal comparison to the only historical person of color I could think of. 

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Of when I equate the accusations levied against me for election interference with the unjust discrimination of black Americans, and other times I said things that are difficult to justify.

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